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𝙄 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙗𝙚 𝙜𝙤𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙤𝙣 𝙖 𝙗𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙛 𝙝𝙞𝙖𝙩𝙪𝙨 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙖 𝙛𝙚𝙬 𝙢𝙤𝙣𝙩𝙝𝙨 𝙖𝙨 𝙄 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙤𝙣𝙖𝙡 𝙢𝙖𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙨 𝙩𝙤 𝙩𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙘𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙖𝙘𝙘𝙚𝙨𝙨 𝙩𝙤 𝙢𝙮 𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙤𝙧 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙥𝙪𝙩𝙚𝙧. 𝙏𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙠𝙨 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙜𝙤𝙤𝙣 𝙨𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙨 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙗𝙚𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙥𝙖𝙧𝙩 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙗𝙧𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙝𝙤𝙤𝙙. 𝙄’𝙡𝙡 𝙢𝙞𝙨𝙨 𝙮’𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙨𝙚𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙨𝙤𝙤𝙣!

𝙆𝙚𝙚𝙥 𝙥𝙪𝙢𝙥𝙞𝙣𝙜, 𝙗𝙧𝙤𝙨 💪🏼😈

𝙎𝙩𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙪𝙥 𝙖𝙩 𝙖𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙥𝙪𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙧 𝙪𝙥 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙎𝙚𝙧𝙜𝙚𝙖𝙣𝙩’𝙨 𝙥𝙪𝙛𝙛𝙮 𝙙𝙪𝙢𝙥𝙚𝙧 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙘𝙤𝙘𝙠 & 𝙗𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙨! 🫡

𝙋𝙚𝙧𝙫 𝙙𝙖𝙙 𝙞𝙣 𝙩𝙧𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜:

IYKYK 😈😮‍💨

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𝘽𝙖𝙘𝙠-𝙩𝙤-𝙗𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙢𝙚𝙚𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨 𝙩𝙖𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙪𝙥 𝙩𝙤𝙤 𝙢𝙪𝙘𝙝 𝙤𝙛 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙨𝙖𝙘𝙧𝙚𝙙 𝙜𝙤𝙤𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙚 𝙤𝙧 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙣𝙚𝙜𝙡𝙚𝙘𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙗𝙤𝙮𝙥*𝙨𝙨𝙮? 𝙎𝙚𝙚𝙢𝙨 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙅𝙖𝙢𝙚𝙨 𝙛𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙙 𝙖 𝙨𝙤𝙡𝙪𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙤 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙥𝙧𝙤𝙗𝙡𝙚𝙢𝙨!

𝘿𝙞𝙚𝙜𝙤 𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙫𝙞𝙣𝙘𝙚𝙙 𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙜𝙚𝙧 𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙨𝙞𝙣 𝙩𝙤 𝙧𝙚𝙘𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙩𝙚 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙜𝙖𝙮 𝙨𝙚𝙭 𝙫𝙞𝙙𝙚𝙤𝙨 𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙖𝙬 𝙤𝙣𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙚 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙝𝙞𝙢 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙧𝙚𝙘𝙤𝙧𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙢. 𝙒𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙝𝙚 𝙙𝙞𝙙𝙣’𝙩 𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙡 𝙝𝙞𝙢 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙 𝙨𝙝𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙢 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙣 𝙝𝙞𝙢 𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙤 𝙥𝙤𝙧𝙣.

Bro code 101

Sounds like you were a very fortunate boy! I can’t say that was that lucky, but secretly always had the urges. Always like hearing about such experiences.

I would never yuck someone’s yum, especially not Dad jokes! I wrote this post from a youngster’s perspective. Keep the Dad jokes coming!

There are lots of guys with similar interests... you can shoot me a DM too if you want to chat. 💬

𝙒𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝘿𝙖𝙫𝙞𝙙 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡𝙞𝙯𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙖 𝙝𝙤𝙡𝙚 𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙗𝙚 𝙛𝙪𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙙 𝙖𝙣𝙮𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚, 𝙖𝙣𝙮𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙚, 𝙝𝙚 𝙪𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙤𝙙 𝙬𝙝𝙮 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙣 𝙢𝙖𝙧𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙙 𝙢𝙚𝙣 𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙣 𝙜𝙖𝙮 𝙗𝙚𝙘𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙚 𝙝𝙚 𝙗𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙛𝙡𝙮 𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙞𝙙𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙙 𝙜𝙝𝙤𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙬𝙞𝙛𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙠𝙞𝙙 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙙𝙪𝙙𝙚'𝙨 𝙝𝙤𝙡𝙚. 𝙃𝙚 𝙝𝙖𝙙 𝙣𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙛𝙚𝙡𝙩 𝙨𝙪𝙘𝙝 𝙨𝙚𝙭𝙪𝙖𝙡 𝙛𝙧𝙚𝙚𝙙𝙤𝙢.

Wow! 🥵 Thank you for this, says my penis 😮‍💨🤤

𝙒𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚'𝙨 𝙣𝙤 𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙮 𝙥*𝙨𝙨𝙮 𝙖𝙫𝙖𝙞𝙡𝙖𝙗𝙡𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙗𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙖 𝙦𝙪𝙞𝙘𝙠 𝙣𝙪𝙩 𝙞𝙣, 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙨𝙞𝙣 𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙨 𝙖 𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙥𝙡𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙨𝙚𝙨 𝙙𝙤𝙬𝙣 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙖𝙡𝙬𝙖𝙮𝙨 𝙝𝙖𝙨 𝙖 𝙝𝙤𝙡𝙚 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙮 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙩𝙤 𝙪𝙨𝙚... 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙨𝙞𝙣𝙘𝙚 𝙨𝙘𝙝𝙤𝙤𝙡 𝙙𝙖𝙮𝙨 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙛𝙞𝙧𝙨𝙩 𝙥𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙩𝙞𝙘𝙚 𝙥*𝙨𝙨𝙮.

"𝙃𝙤𝙡𝙚𝙨 𝙖 𝙝𝙤𝙡𝙚, 𝙗𝙧𝙤!"

You get it! Need to normalize men experimenting with their urges and enjoying their bodies’ full pleasure without being shamed and put in a box... suck a little dick, fuck a bit of pussy, eat some ass, do whatever just enjoy yourself.

𝙈𝙚𝙣 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙢𝙮 𝙛𝙖𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙣𝙚𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙗𝙧𝙚𝙚𝙙. 𝙏𝙤 𝙗𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙖𝙡𝙥𝙝𝙖 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙮 𝙖𝙧𝙚. 𝙈𝙮 𝙙𝙖𝙙 𝙣𝙚𝙚𝙙𝙚𝙙 𝙢𝙪𝙡𝙩𝙞𝙥𝙡𝙚 𝙝𝙤𝙡𝙚𝙨 𝙞𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙨𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙛𝙪𝙡𝙛𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙣𝙚𝙚𝙙𝙨. 𝙃𝙚 𝙬𝙖𝙞𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙖𝙨 𝙡𝙤𝙣𝙜 𝙖𝙨 𝙝𝙚 𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙 𝙗𝙚𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝙝𝙚 𝙢𝙖𝙙𝙚 𝙢𝙚 𝙝𝙞𝙨.

𝘼𝙡𝙡𝙤𝙬 𝙢𝙚𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙖𝙢𝙚 𝙨𝙚𝙭𝙪𝙖𝙡 𝙡𝙞𝙗𝙚𝙧𝙩𝙮 𝙤𝙛𝙛𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙬𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙣. 𝙇𝙚𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙢 𝙚𝙭𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙩 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙢𝙚𝙣'𝙨 𝙥𝙚𝙣𝙞𝙨𝙚𝙨 𝙞𝙣 𝙜𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙥 𝙨𝙚𝙭 𝙨𝙚𝙩𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙣𝙚𝙚𝙙𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙤 𝙗𝙚 𝙨𝙝𝙖𝙢𝙚 𝙤𝙧 𝙖 𝙡𝙖𝙗𝙚𝙡 𝙖𝙩𝙩𝙖𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙞𝙧 𝙨𝙚𝙭𝙪𝙖𝙡𝙞𝙩𝙮.

𝙊𝙪𝙩𝙙𝙤𝙤𝙧 𝙝𝙞𝙠𝙚𝙨 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙙𝙖𝙙 𝙖𝙡𝙬𝙖𝙮𝙨 𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙙 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙝𝙞𝙢 𝙤𝙛𝙛𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙨𝙖𝙮𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙘𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙚 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 “𝙄 𝙙𝙞𝙙𝙣’𝙩 𝙥𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙖𝙣𝙮 𝙨𝙣𝙖𝙘𝙠𝙨 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙚𝙖𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙘𝙖𝙠𝙚”.

"𝙅𝙚𝙧𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙤𝙛𝙛 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙗𝙧𝙤 𝙨𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙 𝙗𝙚 𝙣𝙤𝙧𝙢𝙖𝙡𝙞𝙯𝙚𝙙"

𝙎𝙞𝙣𝙘𝙚 𝙆𝙚𝙫𝙞𝙣 𝙛𝙞𝙜𝙪𝙧𝙚𝙙 𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙥𝙖𝙧𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙖𝙡 𝙡𝙤𝙘𝙠 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙥𝙤𝙧𝙣 𝙤𝙣 𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙙𝙖𝙙'𝙨 𝙩𝙫, 𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙞𝙣𝙫𝙞𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙗𝙪𝙙𝙙𝙮 𝙎𝙩𝙚𝙫𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙟𝙤𝙞𝙣 𝙝𝙞𝙢 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙖𝙛𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙘𝙝𝙤𝙤𝙡 𝙗𝙖𝙩𝙚 𝙨𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙨 𝙖𝙩 𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙥𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙚 𝙗𝙚𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙙𝙖𝙙 𝙜𝙚𝙩𝙨 𝙤𝙛𝙛 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙠.

Nothing better than getting your mouth fucked by a verbal dick. 🤤

𝙂𝙪𝙞𝙙𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙖𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝙗𝙧𝙤 𝙤𝙣 𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙛𝙞𝙧𝙨𝙩 𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙚 𝙖𝙩 𝙖 𝙜𝙡𝙤𝙧𝙮𝙝𝙤𝙡𝙚…

“𝙊𝙠𝙖𝙮, 𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙤𝙥𝙚𝙣 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙢𝙤𝙪𝙩𝙝… 𝙬𝙞𝙙𝙚𝙧… 𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙥𝙪𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙢𝙤𝙪𝙩𝙝 𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙫𝙚𝙞𝙣𝙮 𝙙𝙞𝙘𝙠 𝙥𝙤𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙝𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙜𝙝 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙝𝙤𝙡𝙚… 𝙣𝙤, 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙙𝙤𝙣’𝙩 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙝𝙚 𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙠𝙨 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙝𝙚 𝙘𝙖𝙣’𝙩 𝙨𝙚𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙚𝙞𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧, 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙛𝙤𝙘𝙪𝙨 𝙤𝙣 𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙘𝙤𝙘𝙠, 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩’𝙨 𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙢𝙖𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙨… 𝙜𝙤𝙤𝙙 𝙘𝙤𝙘𝙠𝙨𝙪𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙧!”

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Ride the p*ssy 🐱

𝙈𝙖𝙧𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙙? 𝙆𝙞𝙙𝙨!? 𝙒𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙞𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨, 𝙖 𝙥𝙤𝙧𝙣𝙤?

"𝘿𝙚𝙖𝙧 𝙈𝙤𝙢 & 𝘿𝙖𝙙, 𝙣𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙛𝙚𝙚𝙡 𝙖𝙨 𝙜𝙤𝙤𝙙 𝙖𝙨 𝙥𝙪𝙢𝙥𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙢𝙮 𝙙𝙤𝙣𝙜 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙛*𝙘𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙥𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙘. 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙚𝙣𝙙."

Every man should get paid to pump their penis! 😮‍💨😈

𝘿𝙮𝙡𝙖𝙣'𝙨 𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙜𝙧𝙤𝙬𝙣 𝙪𝙥, 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙖𝙛𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙮𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙨 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙧𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜, 𝙝𝙚 𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙩𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙘𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝙢𝙪𝙡𝙩𝙞𝙥𝙡𝙚 𝙙𝙖𝙙𝙙𝙞𝙚𝙨 𝙥𝙚𝙧 𝙨𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙤𝙣. 𝘼𝙡𝙡 𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙩𝙨 𝙞𝙨 𝙩𝙤 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮 𝙙𝙖𝙙𝙙𝙮 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙩𝙖𝙠𝙚𝙨 𝙖 𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙣 𝙤𝙣 𝙝𝙞𝙢 𝙛𝙚𝙚𝙡 𝙨𝙤 𝙜𝙤𝙤𝙙!

"𝙂𝙞𝙫𝙚 𝙢𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙛*𝙘𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙥*𝙨𝙨𝙮!"

𝙂𝙪𝙮𝙨, 𝙣𝙤 𝙬𝙤𝙢𝙖𝙣 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙥 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙤𝙧 𝙨𝙪𝙗𝙢𝙞𝙩 𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙚𝙡𝙛 𝙩𝙤 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙨𝙪𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙤𝙧 𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙝𝙤𝙤𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙖𝙮 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙙𝙚𝙨𝙚𝙧𝙫𝙚. 𝙏𝙝𝙖𝙩’𝙨 𝙬𝙝𝙮 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮 𝙢𝙖𝙣 𝙨𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙞𝙧 𝙤𝙬𝙣 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙤𝙣𝙖𝙡 𝙛*𝙜. 𝙏𝙝𝙚𝙮 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙨𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙨𝙛𝙮 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮 𝙣𝙚𝙚𝙙 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙣𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙖𝙨𝙠 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙖𝙣𝙮𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙞𝙣 𝙧𝙚𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙣.

"I didn’t ask you to do that, but maybe get a plastic one next time."