y’allternative cowgirl 🤠

i’ve wanted to open a lil cafe for so long, im genuinely 100% down. also my brother has been a bartender in brooklyn at a michelin star restaurant for like 10 years now, and he’s already bought a bunch of industrial size distilling equipment. cafe in the daytime, brewery at night?? 👀

he hated to see women being sex-positive and voluptuous!!

you can turn off rt’s for your whole feed!! i like it a lot more than doing it individually for each profile

if the dracula novel has no haters, im dead (i want to fight bram stoker)

10 years from now we have a cute lil farm to table cafe?? call it Em & Em’s?? 👀

precious, tiny red hereford calf standing alone in a pasture

i need a new phone so i can get cute pics of calves without having to use my big girl camera 💔 until then, enjoy the graininess ig

(tom nook voice) yes yes!

getting suspended forces you to leave that hellsite for awhile, it’s actually a blessing in disguise

idk but i hope they drink it up and shit their brains out 🙏🙏

ah i see, muy interesante. i love that for you and i wish i could relate 💔

you’re so british i love it :’)

may i ask why? i love my sweet treat coffees so i can’t imagine lol

black cold brew is crazy omg you’re stronger than the troops

god that could never be me, but i respect the hell out of you for it

god i wish

like raw dogging it, no flavoring or sweetener??

Me begging my mutuals on twitter to make the switch so I don’t have to use both apps

manifesting that mike tyson knocks jake paul’s head clean off

can all of my favourite mutuals please come follow me on here please then i can finally leave twitter

how it feels to post on bluesky because the nazis and bots on twitter finally broke me