ziggy slutdust

getting a vasectomy at Claire’s

a screenshot of the apple weather app for the daily weather in chicago today 10/7/23 that is mid-50°, perfect for the fall

Now That’s What I Call Autumnal Weather #1

the one time i open this app and i see you…i’m so lucky 😍

took some amazing and beautiful nsfw pics today if you care 😒🙄

i’m like the Stephen Spielberg of nut videos because I’m telling a cinematic story that always has a beautiful happy ending

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ziggy slutdust posing in their bathroom with chest hair aplenty and their left arm is above their head while their right arm holds the phone

soft

need my ass eaten so bad

me: i’m not going to talk about

also me: ok i’ll talk about it

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happy labor day, especially to every person with big boobs bc i know your back has been putting in that WORK

Future texting meme

Hey babe this news of Jimmy Buffett’s passing has got me thinking and how much i miss you, the special connection we have, and me going down between your legs and enjoying a buffet of my own

i don’t want to be cancelled for saying this because i know more respected people have been shunned for less, but i have to speak my truth in the most detailed way possible and that truth, without a shadow of a doubt, is…boobs

ziggy slutdust standing in their bathroom grimacing

ziggy slutdust standing in their bathroom smiling

happy :)

woke up thinking about boobs

i think being lovingly and passionately fucked while i am a pillow princess would fix me

i look like this in case you were wondering

i agree

i truly love your way with words

i fucking love my life right now

we love a nice coffee shop to read about Tyrion killing his dad 🥰🥰🥰

Asteroid City (2023) movie poster

nw

i bet you can’t post a lewd on sunday

not to be controversial or anything but i have to get this off my chest. it’s been on my mind for too long and my silence is a disservice to myself, my values, and my loved ones. so with all that being said i need to speak my truth. i love boobs and butts and dicks

you didn’t though :/

the meals i’ve been cookin at my new apartment 👨🏼‍🍳💜

what are you doing, are you idk, saying yes instead of no?

being in CST now that i’m living in chicago is always so wild bc now I’m in the past

how much does a polar bear weigh?

enough to break the ice, hi i’m ziggy slutdust

who up thinking about boobs? not just regular ones tho, big gigantic boobs if you will