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Colonist. Into BBQ, boxing, outlaw country music and the wilds of Montana. Go Griz and UTFT!

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Patterson just doesn’t have it. We need a starting RB badly

19.07.2025 14:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Come on you shithousing Blues!

25.05.2025 16:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

O’Brien is a big unit. Takes no shit.

03.05.2025 14:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sign Alcaraz. He’s a player

03.05.2025 14:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Broja’s kind of a pain in the ass, honestly.

19.04.2025 15:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Win or lose, I just love watching Everton play again. All credit to Moyes.

19.04.2025 14:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Come on you Blues. These are shite.

19.04.2025 14:07 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

GTFI!

12.04.2025 15:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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King Callum Walsh with the first round KO

17.03.2025 00:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Step on their throat, Everton.

22.02.2025 13:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Holy shit, Everton are back!

22.02.2025 13:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Both Spurs and United look imminently beatable now that we’re the dogs of war again. I’m gonna go ahead and start scouting European hotels

16.02.2025 18:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Relegate this, btw. UTFT!

15.02.2025 23:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Spot on. Playing with grit and effort you can see from space.

15.02.2025 18:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Harrison playing with no confidence

15.02.2025 17:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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No-filter sunset in Scottsdale, AZ

04.02.2025 01:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Heard we signed Alcaraz and some other Fellow.

03.02.2025 20:23 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Never feel more like grilling chimichurri chicken thighs, than when Everton win, instead of just lose.

01.02.2025 17:13 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Us to Leicester today.

01.02.2025 15:48 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

That's not Fekir, Paul...

30.01.2025 19:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Winning ugly’s never been so pretty. UTFT!

25.01.2025 17:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Hope maupay was watching the stupid little prick

19.01.2025 18:14 — 👍 68    🔁 4    💬 4    📌 0

Game finished over half an hour ago and I'm still expecting Spurs to make it 3-3.

19.01.2025 16:34 — 👍 73    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 1

Thankfully Onana is still a card collector

15.01.2025 19:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Everton simply aren’t good enough to survive with a lame-duck manager. We need to hire Dyche’s long-term replacement this month, nothing left to debate, or we’ll be relegated.

04.01.2025 18:51 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s so clear Bama are wearing the wrong cleats for the wet field.

31.12.2024 17:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yellow for winning the ball. Unreal.

29.12.2024 15:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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29.12.2024 01:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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