the olympics bitch

the olympics bitch

@m01r4.bsky.social

hi im walt whitman and this is jackass https://faxzero.com/fax_senate.php

1,584 Followers 1,047 Following 20,049 Posts Joined Aug 2023
43 minutes ago

This level of chilling is what Reagan stole from us.

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22 minutes ago

just a little one, please

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7 hours ago
Anna walks into the kitchen where Zee is looking disheveled and holding a cup of coffee.

Anna: "Oh Zee, btw:"

she then says what Zee hears as a string of incomprehensible symbols. close-up on Zee squinting trying to interpret what it was Anna just said. Zee cracks a tired eye open, tilts their head and gives a thumbs up.

Zee: "dick gym is moist bae?"

Anna: "did you check the mail today... lol"

diary comic feat. a real thing that I actually said

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1 hour ago

“do you have a little goblin i can consume?” was something i misheard and the goblin was so explosive that the actual statement has been lost to time

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1 hour ago

i got really into animal crossing again and i really strongly feel that it is a move that is currently saving me seventy dollars

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3 hours ago

Adam Baldwin was literally *the* guy who named GamerGate and made it go viral. It was just some loser 4chan/incel YouTuber shit before then. They spammed him to get his attention because they knew he’s also a psycho loser and they wanted to make it go viral, and he did it. And it worked.

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1 hour ago

the whole noma thing suffers the additional indignity of “evil chef is named ronnie recipes” like a lazytown subplot

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3 hours ago
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snake knight 🐍⚔️

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2 hours ago

I’ve got Oscar fever and the only cure is being carried by sled dogs through the driving snow

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2 hours ago

honkey honki honké is fucking killing me

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6 hours ago

zojirushi, that’s those chicks who like to watch fellas fuck their mates right?

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5 hours ago

the passion of saint beef

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15 hours ago

code geass kakyoin

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21 hours ago

If we made the green energy transition this war would be unthinkable and these authoritarians wouldn’t be in power — not in the US, not in Iran, not in Saudi Arabia, not in Russia. Hydrocarbons are killing our freedom and just plain killing us.

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20 hours ago
Lisa Simpson doing kids news, standing by an abandoned railroad crossing. “The old memes don’t come by here much anymore…”
Suddenly dat boi appears. 

“Oshit waddup”
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21 hours ago
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Simple information about what the SAVE Act would actually do to American voters. Tens of millions would lose their right to vote unless they spend lots of $$$ and jump through bureaucratic hoops before November.

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18 hours ago

genuinely im so fond of it.

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18 hours ago

this is literally so true. sometimes being a woman is just being a spider.

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1 day ago
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Joseph Binder, 1950

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19 hours ago

The cure for the male loneliness epidemic is how a room full of Gen Z men who don’t know each other are suddenly each other’s biggest support network when one of them is singing Creed at karaoke.

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19 hours ago

cant stop remembering the. baseball player doing a spin jump backwards into a ball.

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19 hours ago
Preview
a cat is laying on a scratching post with a knife Alt: A person is stabbing a toy with a prop knife that retracts the blade so it’s harmless and then stabs the cat with it, and the cat gives a look of utter betrayal that seems to say et tu brute.

Everybody ready for tomorrow?

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19 hours ago

timequeer…we’re really in it

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19 hours ago

oh timequeer….it’s somehow even more fucked now

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19 hours ago

guy with a kink for getting yelled at

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19 hours ago

BONK

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20 hours ago

it’s honestly really interesting how both cowboy bebop & trigun evoke the fraught western themes/ideas that firefly did but manage to not be lost cause apologia by sheer dint of just not doing that

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21 hours ago

The entire show is lowkey lost causeism apologia because Joss read the Killer Angels while he was developing the show and it’s weird that no one ever mentions it because joss talked about that A LOT

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