Hayburn "Buck" Sparklemane

The magic needed to make myself pretty gets harder and harder as my weight increases. I bet if you feed me some burgers that will help recharge it or something.

A white unicorn overflows a couch. He is holding up a sloppy looking burger. He is covered in filth and stains and sits in an abandoned messy room.

Not all unicorns are sparkly and clean!

Some are just downright SLOBS

Comm for @haysparklemane.bsky.social

Just have a snack and it'll all work out

Air freshener called "Aire-Master" and it features a skunk wearing a diaper spraying air freshener

This is just someone's fursona.

Don't talk to him or his son ever again.

Yes exactly. The burrito was okay but the queso was on the level of something that comes out of a jar at Walmart. I genuinely don't get why people have been so obsessed with this place for so long

Moe's is so much better than Chipotle send tweet

Aw man. I was just thinking today about how I wanted to go there but it would feel bad to go alone

Finished my second ever pony hood! Super happy with how this turned out. Just listed over on The Dealer's Den! I appreciate any shares!

www.thedealersden.com/listing/carv...

Carved Skull/ Dia de los Muertos themed Pony Hood Hand made leather pony hood with carved and stamped accents.

Hey everyone! The person who made my hood has an awesome Dia de los Muertos themed hood they just put up for auction. This person has been out of work for a bit and they would really appreciate if you would check it out, and maybe bid if you wanted to!
www.thedealersden.com/listing/carv...

This looks really fun!

Good pig

A group of friends, all turned into hogs, lazily lounge in a muddy hot spring together. A round-behinded swine eclipses the sun with his big caboose, balls hanging low, while he basks ass-up on a tall rocky overlook. Below him, an antlered hog stretches his arms up, fat tits sagging contently on the shelf of his belly, while a seal sitting in a trough reaches over to squeeze one of those ample moobs. The seal shares the pig trough with a poodle friend, who cautiously reaches a hand out to the slobbering maw of our mud-bathing hog in the foreground. The sun is bright, the architecture is warm, riddled with geometric patterns to filter air and catch light, as a canopy of palm trees hangs overhead.

Sprawling in the sty with @haysparklemane.bsky.social & friends~ The mudbaths are lovely this time a year!

Thank y'all SO much for hiring me <3

Corpse tf :(

I majored in Biology with a focus on Ecology and education but my career took me in different directions and the intelligence loss from Skooma is permanent 😢

Debating doing another heraldry piece, but with a beheaded dragon and the scroll saying 'reclaim wealth'

Yes im angry at capitalism today lol

Isn't Kale part of brassica?

Well first of all, he has big powerful thighs. A huge sexy ass. A big powerful gut. A nig thick dick but most of all a huge fluffy tail✨

I adore him ✨🦨✨

I'm going to be at WPAFW! So if you see me there say Hi!

A fat gay horse wins an award for being the best in show. His friend Brennen excitedly holds up a "10" rank judge score card. Rip K and Nico spray him with champagne while he smiles and holds up his trophy.

Finally I'm finding silver linings,
You won't catch me coattail riding.
My golden horn is shiny; I've been shining since the 90s.
So catch my eye and blind me.
✨🦄✨
Amazing illustration from Brennan
With my friends Rip and Nico giving me a well earned shower.

It doesn't even work as well as the autocorrect we had 5 to 6 years ago 😢

I looked all over for that lucky dog sake when I was in Japan and couldn't find it anywhere! Hope you enjoyed it!!

A fat gay horse wins an award for being the best in show. His friend Brennen excitedly holds up a "10" rank judge score card. Rip K and Nico spray him with champagne while he smiles and holds up his trophy.

Finally I'm finding silver linings,
You won't catch me coattail riding.
My golden horn is shiny; I've been shining since the 90s.
So catch my eye and blind me.
✨🦄✨
Amazing illustration from Brennan
With my friends Rip and Nico giving me a well earned shower.

For your consideration. A fat gay horse bsky.app/profile/hays...
Congratulations on 100.

Random fun huffy thought I had made me make this.
Anyway who wants cake :3c

OH HECK YES!
and yeah. I'd dive in

Let me eat that