Agnes from HR

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Thank you for your lovely replies to Agnes so far everyone, I will get to writing replies at the end of the week / weekend probably. <3

Sorry for the wait.
Freelance work is so busy right now.

Ah yes. how all things should be. perfectly fine then.

Do you have any other hobbies beside painting and partaking of marijuana?

How would you rate your work/life balance?

What are some aspect of your position you find the most rewarding?

he will be watching you
(:
wherever you go

The gentle wisdom in his eyes reminds me of a horse i once met.

Have you named this man of lemon yet?

//aww thank you so much! and haha oh she will be delighted, careful with your promises tho...

//thank youuu! she is so fun to play. cant wait to creep yall out with this horrible little lady

I think there is something under the floor boards.

Can you hear it too?

(:

Perfect!
Lets begin then.

What do you like the most about your current position within the clergy?

What are your favourite tasks to perform under this role?

Have you experienced any disturbances within the premises of the pantry recently?

I do not know what provoked this sort of reaction. I do hope we can remain civil on this here internet website.

(:

Now regarding my survey.

How satisfied are you with your current position as the factotum?

are there any obstacles that prevent you from completing some of your assigned tasks?

Indeed!
It has been decided that a survey should be conducted.

How satisfied are you with your current position as the ministry choir director?

Do you feel like you have enough resources to complete youe tasks?

I think so! Surveying clergy member satisfaction is my favourite thing to do. Right above my second favourite thing - Fleshing, a process describing the second step in the production of taxidermy involving sraping of exess fat from the skin membrane.

(:

What are some of your favourite activities?

Perfect!

How satisfied are you with your current role as the Head Gardener?

I can assure you all proper channels were followed. But as this is an internal program I am not at liberty to share the identity of all the individuals involved.

:)

Do you consider yourself a very inquisitive ghoul in general?

What's something you've learned in your position so far?

this creature reminds me of my precious thomas

// @doom-gustus.bsky.social has made me do all of this btw so yall have him to thank lol, he's looking over my shoulder cackling.

// hahah that is the greatest compliment thank you and also the reaction of every single one of my friends who have met her yes

Do not worry, everything will be perfectly fine.

(:

stylised line drawing of a dark haired slender woman with a creepy smile. shes holding a clipboard and has a speech bubble saying "survey?" there are a few more sketches of her to the side where she looks similarly unhinged.

// are yall ready for her to take your survey?

I will be speaking to members as and when I can catch them and having a brief discussion about their experiences in the workplace.

Please do not resist.

The collected statistics will be analysed and presented before the Frater Imperator.

The HR department has decided that a new kind of employee outreach program is to be conducted as of next week.

I have been appointed to survey and analyse the wellbeing of the Clergy's employees and residents.

Pleasure to meet you

-Agnes Morrison, HR