il Secondo, Papa Emeritus

It is like looking in the mirror.

Sì, I am curious to see how you interpret my likeness.

Ha, not to my knowledge. You are offering to do the honors?

It sounds quite nice.

Even the brown paper bag puppets?

Puppets, cara?

Quite.

If I were a fire ghoul I would roast marshmallows on myself.

What is so extreme about the bites?

As do I. But I like having a quiet mind more.

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Remember, sometimes it is better to protect your sanity than to be right.

Huh, all this time I thought ‘double jointed‘ meant holding two doobies.

Sì, I cannot eat them all.

They are just sugar cookies. Very inoffensive.

You have not tried pizzelle? They are like waffle cookies.

It is time to heat up the pizzelle iron.

Underground, obviously.

I have not yet decided. Something to warm
up from the chill day.

Oh, plenty. What to eat for dinner, for example. That alone consumes much brain power.

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Occasionally, sì.

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I see. Then I think in this scenario barking was a rather mild response. Not an asshole.

What is AITA?

You enjoy it that much? Then I must take you up on it.

I do not have this one. I will seek it out.

I appreciate your opinion. I am thinking this will be my Film Club Friday recommendation, it has been some time since I recommended a recent film.

In exchange you must stay and listen to the record with me. I do not make the rules.

Ma certo, there are no limits.