il Secondo, Papa Emeritus

I do not know. It is not often that people in the Ministry are telling me to chill.

I did not.

Opening presents early, caro?

Nobody is saying that anymore.

I am not ashamed, I just do not care. It is different.

Secretary Sean Duffy tweets: "No better way to bring in the Christmas spirit than at the @WhiteHouse with the legendary Andrea Bocelli!🎄 Even luckier to have my stunning wife as my date❤️" There's a photo of him and his wife at the White House

A close-up of Sean Duffy's shoe. There appears to be a big gap between his foot and the shoe

when you're a size 8 but the 10 was on sale

hope you're all celebrating sinful sunday by indulging in some debauchery, exactly as He would've wanted

This is bellissima. Where does one get an outfit like that?

The world is full of darkness that if you stare at for too long, you will become blind to all that is bright. Says Skeletor working really really hard to see all that is bright.

{{I am okay now, thank you. I’m so glad you like this silly old man 🖤 }}

{{💚🖤🫂}}

fun for me again.

Thank you to those of you who have been patient with me. I’ve loved playing this character and I know the inspiration will come back eventually.}}

{{I am working on rekindling my love for RP. You might have noticed I’ve been incredibly MIA and inconsistent for a while now. To be honest, I’ve been through some bizarre experiences that have sort of put a damper on the whole thing emotionally. I am trying to get back to a place where RP can be +

Papa secondo

#thebandghost #ghost #fanart

It is like looking in the mirror.

Sì, I am curious to see how you interpret my likeness.

Ha, not to my knowledge. You are offering to do the honors?

It sounds quite nice.

Even the brown paper bag puppets?

Puppets, cara?

Quite.

If I were a fire ghoul I would roast marshmallows on myself.

What is so extreme about the bites?

As do I. But I like having a quiet mind more.

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Remember, sometimes it is better to protect your sanity than to be right.

Huh, all this time I thought ‘double jointed‘ meant holding two doobies.

Sì, I cannot eat them all.

They are just sugar cookies. Very inoffensive.

You have not tried pizzelle? They are like waffle cookies.