TheMotherFaulkner

A little game I like to play where I see if my family and I can survive paycheck to paycheck each month.

It's time for MAGA scum to retreat back to the sewers.

This "Columbus Day," don't forget to discover a stranger's house, claim it for your own, and then try to wipe out their entire culture. Bonus if an Italian co-signs it.

Tik tok is now a propaganda machine for Israel. The kids need a new platform.

Asking the Tea Party who's treading on them to see them stutter and stammer.

The worst people you know on Facebook would have loved to be at the Charlie Kirk Memorial.

Jimmy Kimmel was fired for saying "many in MAGA land are working very hard to capitalize on the murder of Charlie Kirk.”

Where's the lie? Isn't that the point of a martyr?

I don't follow football, but here are the six teams I want to win the Superbowl: Bengals, Lions, Colts, Vikings, Steelers, and Ravens.

MFs will get high and scroll their feeds and claim they did research.

I would also love to see someone from Republican leadership step up and say,"He was a racist, a misogynist, and a fake Christian, and his values do not reflect my own."

Honestly, I would just love for one Democrat to come out and say, "You know what? Fuck that guy."

The Punisher but his targets are racist cops, corrupt GOP, and ICE agents.

When is Subway going to lean into the sandwich toss? The fact that they haven't yet seems like a missed opportunity.

People who love college sports teams of a college they did not attend are weird. They're like,"yes, I'm insanely obsessed with this sport played by kids."

Imagine being a public educator, yet still being MAGA.

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Now do the president

Normalize pronouncing it "Aruuuuuu-gula" like the horn on an old 1920's jalopy.

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The Tour de France is the only sport that during the most exciting parts, they will cut away to talk about a cathedral or show birds flying.

I feel like NPR could be safe if they let the Village People do a Tiny Desk.

It's so surreal to currently be in the state that does themed, pop-up concentration camps.

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We are literally on the brink of WWIII and the 6th Extinction and MAGA Christians are still worried about the 10 Commandments.

Kids of teachers are a whole other level of good people.

Apparently, asking questions of unqualified appointees is now thug behavior. Be a thug.

Of course the Gilgo Beach serial killer is MAGA.

Dear National Guard,
Is free Community College really worth being on the wrong side of history?

Some of y'all weren't paying attention to your valedictorian's high school speech about making the world a better place and it shows.

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