just Dave

just Dave

@justdave.bsky.social

Randy Johnson exploded a bird with a fastball once

460 Followers 451 Following 1,140 Posts Joined Jul 2023
14 hours ago
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Hooters, an original Mall of America tenant, will close its last Minnesota restaurant The state's only Hooters is on the Mall of America's fourth floor, for now.

cc: @racketmn.com

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18 hours ago

“we’ll have to run this by our CRO”

“… your chief rota-“

“our chief rotation officer, yes.”

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18 hours ago

for any weekly recurring meeting you should get one monthly “not feeling it, skipping this week” with no questions asked

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1 day ago

a hairy feet-cute

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1 day ago

trying to describe the color of your energy here but I can’t quite put my finger on it

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2 days ago

“stop that rude behavior instantly”

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2 days ago

in a similar vein I’m from Austin, MN and love telling ppl that. in fact I loved telling you that just now

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3 days ago

another wave of pure disgust at the song No Reply on the latest Tame Impala album, Kev man what the hell were you doing

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1 week ago
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a man in a green and yellow jersey with the words cake eater written on it ALT: a man in a green and yellow jersey with the words cake eater written on it
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1 week ago

it’s funny. because it’s… bigger than normal hats

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1 week ago

[Exit Murderer.]

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1 week ago

so help me god if Kirill Kaprizov’s politics ever become a Discourse I’m moving our family to an off the grid shack in the woods

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1 week ago

I saw urban turkeys do a mid-day set at Soundset 2010

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1900: [title too racist to print] by ives
'cracker' whitey
1910: gods blade cuts down the sinners by the smiles family singers
1920: married to frankenstein blues by blind soupy fogg
1930: the st lois choo choo train by willard gibson and his orchestra
1940: i will kiss him in heaven (unless you buy war bonds) by elspeth whitey
1950: makin babies by big 'richard' willie
1960: why oh why (did god take my baby away) by the marvelous wonderettes
1970: why'd you leave me bitch by the baby brats
1980: why did you leave, robot girl? by country club
1990: shit by phlegm

the history of music in the 20th century:

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1 week ago

Law Roach Posay could be something too maybe idk

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1 week ago

huh when that happens to foreign ppl (or foreign looking ppl) here they get beaten by the secret police and then sent to one of our concentration camps 🤔

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1 week ago
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This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t George W. Bush may think that a war against Iraq is the solution to our problems, but the reality is, it will only serve to create far more.

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t

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1 week ago

[lockheed martin commercial trying to drum up good press] our war drones will help find your dog ☺️

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1 week ago
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hey guys I need a quick ~$10k or so, it’s for uhhhh mutual aid, pic unrelated

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1 week ago
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followed soon after by What, No Coat season

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2 weeks ago

Just got a message from South High saying “We currently have requests totaling $33,965 for rent and we have $7500 available tomorrow. Please try to share the gofundme widely! Thanks”

Well, that simply will not do. I'll match the first $900. Please help my fellow South High families if you can! 🖤🧡🖤

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2 weeks ago
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gave $50, thx for boosting visibility for the ones most in need! my fam lives in south mpls and have been raising money for Lyndale School, so we might as well spread it around to other schools too

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2 weeks ago

he was king during the Lol So Random 🤪 Era during mid-to-late aughts and then we all agreed we can only mine so much comedy from that and we moved along

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2 weeks ago
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Mercury in Retrograde

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2 weeks ago

can’t tell if you’re saying this in a brave way that makes the image relevant

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2 weeks ago

fantastic article. headline says “nobody knows why” but the combination of ‘the police aren’t finding much coke during their arrests’ as well as ‘coke levels up / BZE levels down, indicating it might be bc the coke was taken with booze’

so basically… a bunch of cool ass parties and clueless cops

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2 weeks ago

lol honestly is there a better example of Bluesky blocking than over an extremely petty Bit

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2 weeks ago

they had to keep trying until someone was finally able to make Feel It Still

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2 weeks ago

@jayboller.bsky.social are we sure Mitch is a “Minnesota comedian”, I mean he obvi started here but didn’t he kinda become A Thing once he was outside of MN 🤔😏

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2 weeks ago
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A 25th(ish) Anniversary Oral History of Mitch Hedberg’s Never-Released Movie - Racket The Minnesota-shot comedy 'Los Enchiladas!' premiered at the 1999 Sundance Film Festival, but never received a proper release. Twenty years after the death of its writer/director/star, that could soon...

Happy belated birthday, Mitch! (It was yesterday.)

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