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@giselleorchid.bsky.social

liberal, open-minded, and funny #swingers in Denver. If you want to get our attention, make us laugh! Same handle on the sites: https://linktr.ee/giselleorchid

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A classic British red telephone box with its windows removed and the gaps brimming with flowers. It stands on the corner of a limestone brick building with arched doorways and windows at the Bath Spa railway station, up 4 white edged steps, the angles of which point towards the viewer

A classic British red telephone box with its windows removed and the gaps brimming with flowers. It stands on the corner of a limestone brick building with arched doorways and windows at the Bath Spa railway station, up 4 white edged steps, the angles of which point towards the viewer

Telephone boxes were the 'mobile phones' of my teens (thank goodness for no social media back then, we all made our mistakes in grateful anonymity!) & now they're imaginatively repurposed - Bath's #FridayFlowers are a universal language!
#WeekCforCommunication #AlphabetChallenge #MobilePhotography ๐Ÿ“ท

18.07.2025 06:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 71    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
(mock) Lego Swingers Spicy Vacations Edition. 18+. 69pcs. Eyes Wide Shut. A lousy movie, but a fun playset. Image of a box of 12 Lego meeple in their undies and wearing masks in front of a setting with fireplaces and candelabras. Accents include a plant and a pineapple.

(mock) Lego Swingers Spicy Vacations Edition. 18+. 69pcs. Eyes Wide Shut. A lousy movie, but a fun playset. Image of a box of 12 Lego meeple in their undies and wearing masks in front of a setting with fireplaces and candelabras. Accents include a plant and a pineapple.

LOL!

03.07.2025 19:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Booking Cap d'Agde! Hello hotness!

08.05.2025 21:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

22 people no showed to the party we went to tonight.

A similar number legit cancelled.

Be the latter, not the former.

13.04.2025 05:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the people who told you to calm down about Roe are the same people telling you to calm down about Social Security, in case you hadn't noticed

22.03.2025 00:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 39436    ๐Ÿ” 9906    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 540    ๐Ÿ“Œ 285

BDSM /= Swinger

15.03.2025 06:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Colorado Kinksters call themselves Swingers.

One of these things is not like the other.

15.03.2025 06:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Probably our last Hart party.

Double standard. DJ too fuckin loud. M is an idiot manager.

#Denver

15.03.2025 06:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@arsenalwise.bsky.social

Thanks for the follow.

"The thing about Arsenal is..."

15.03.2025 03:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Only time we ever both got food poisoning was at a club that had a potluck.

Most people don't understand proper food handling.

26.02.2025 13:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Family includes everyone! โค๏ธ

17.11.2024 21:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 32980    ๐Ÿ” 22210    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 809    ๐Ÿ“Œ 923

woah. Twist in San Francisco is amazing.

It's the club we've liked most in a long time.

22.02.2025 09:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This cruise line has launched a completely nude cruise โ€“ and bookings are open now for 2026 Big Nude Boat promises to take passengers to โ€˜bare-diseโ€™

#naturistnews
This is a positive article about "Big Nude Boat" cruises" - which were discussed in the previous comment here.
uk.news.yahoo.com/cruise-line-...

13.02.2025 01:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We went back to the club & ended up there on Pendulum (bI) night. It's not his thing, but it's mine. It was kinda dull, honestly. We left by 11pm. I'm glad we went, but we'd have to give that night a second chance if we lived here. The Bi The Bi podcast was there. I'll give that a chance, too.

07.02.2025 12:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Happy Australia Day!

(starting off with a bang!)

25.01.2025 13:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Sydney club was fun. And not surprisingly, it was just like almost any club in the US.
๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘
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and
โ˜˜๏ธ
๐ŸŽช

25.01.2025 12:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In all of Sydney, there are a whopping two clubs? One of them isn't open on Fridays. The other has a private event tonight. weird.

24.01.2025 05:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Loving our travels! This week we went to an indoor pool/hottub party with about 200 swingers.

23.01.2025 00:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@kimba1075.bsky.social HI THERE!! Miss you!

17.01.2025 00:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Someone recognized my black ring and asked about it.

This time, I deflected, for reasons.

...but I wanted to tell her the truth!

26.12.2024 04:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I unfollow people who re-post their own posts. #annoying

20.12.2024 21:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wow!!!

20.12.2024 03:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We feel the same. No obligations or nuclear family other than each other. We like to travel instead.

16.12.2024 07:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Perfection.

15.12.2024 21:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 43515    ๐Ÿ” 6138    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 506    ๐Ÿ“Œ 252

On a fancy trip with a big mix of retired people.

And even the Brits of that demo know of the pineapple stuff.

Of course, they think it's all pineapples.

We just snicker and wink at one another.

11.12.2024 01:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ahhh. In that case, I believe she is only there so he can get in. That's what happens when you don't allow single men.
They tend to be quite pushy men, too. If they don't take "no" for an answer at any point, report them to the management/owners.

09.12.2024 16:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We knew a couple that never "worked the room" together. It was *months* before we knew they were a married couple. We didn't/don't care. They followed/follow their own rules. They just liked to play separately.

09.12.2024 08:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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#Titmas

06.12.2024 12:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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