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HOW TO FEEL ALIVE

A photo of a newspaper advertisement, showing a zoomed in photo of a hand holding a Pilot brand fountain pen. "Make AI Jealous" is written in Japanese next to the hand, with "Write what AI can't touch" in English underneath.

Pilot had a massive ad spread in a jp newspaper with "make AI jealous" and "write what AI can't touch" written on it

Anyway I think everyone should own a Pilot kakuno pen

The billionaires can buy the newspapers and buy social media and buy attack ads, but they can't buy their way out of how much we fucking hate all of them.

RESULT: Soren Stevenson is elected to the Minneapolis City Council in the Eighth Ward.

Stevenson lost an eye during a 2020 BLM protest after he was shot by police with a foam projectile.

picture of dick cheney and it has a morrowind text window saying "with this character's death, the thread of prophecy is restored. The weave of fate is stronger than ever, you've no need to persist in the doomed world they have created."

inspired by @dialacina.com

I think obama fucking sucked, right? He set the stage for trump, after all. He sucked. He genuinely sucked. All his drone strikes are why trump gets to murder people in the caribbean now.

"I can only parse so much American politics from South Park alone, damn it."

He honestly gives off queen energy in a lot of videos I see him in

Put the pronouns back in the email

2026 Primary Woke Wave

Buddy you have any clue how many weebs legitimately resent real-life women?

Studying at the last minute for local elections always takes me back mentally to 7th Grade

Side tangent, but I randomly saw one of the Godzilla Minus One director's old flicks ('Returner') and it was so endearing to watch him be in his college student bag of ripping off all his latest fav movies at the time, but the raw ingredients for blockbuster magic are still clearly buried in there.

The "people like it" flavor pairs well with the "fulfillment" flavor.

Another day, another irrational yearning for a "good rich person" to fix most of our problems at the last second

every science news article is like "chinese researchers invent cure for hurting your back getting out of bed" and every science policy news article is like "uncomfortable bed lobby successfully lobbies trump admin with $500 bribe"

I was laid off from Teen Vogue today along with multiple other staffers, and today is my last day.

certainly more to come from me when the dust has settled more, but to my knowledge, after today, there will be no politics staffers at Teen Vogue.

CNN: Hakeem Jeffries was asked this morning if you're the future of the democratic party. He said no.

ZOHRAN MAMDANI: Good to know.

CNN: Do you have a response?

MAMDANI: No. I'm focused on the next two days.

theyre jerking you off in the qrts. theyre sucking your dick in the qrts. theyre

BOOMHAUER VOICE: Ol’ Dang Dong man

Ami has sent me so many fucked up insta reels recently but this might be my favorite because this is how a dream works

"Your memory will carry on"

me and my dad just needed to hug

grandpa's gone

Depressed Blue Jay Mordecai on the couch

Baseball summed up for the night

Give your money away, shorties >>> Kamala is brat.

The Gamer was pretty much the *only* outlet willing to stick their neck out for us adult game makers. Their coverage was invaluable in getting the word out about payment processor censorship 😥

The single greatest fan art ever produced.