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Yowsers it’s all crimes and I love it

What the hell is a ‘bluesky’?

- me to my other therapist

Smart! Raven loves winning Tic Tac Toe.

In the classroom we are seeing children’s physical and social abilities degrade every single year.

Teaching STEM without teaching the Humanities is how you get Spider-Man villians. Teaching Theater without teaching the Humanities is how you get Batman villians.

This made me laugh. And then I sat and thought about it. This is correct.

Lady wrote a poem.

‘Now’ referring to songs released between 2000 and 2009

Tell them they can do better if they’d only try a little harder

That is, canonically, what the wolf man is packing

I’m choosing the violence

Do you guys bring the unsalted water to a boil before you break the spaghetti noodles?

Came here to say this!

AP The Associated Press @AP BREAKING: The Trump administration is pushing an initiative for millions of Americans to upload personal health data to new apps run by private tech companies. Gabrielle A. Perry, MPH @GeauxGabrielle Hi! Epidemiologist here! Don't do this. In the 80s and 90s this was done by Depts. of Health during the HIV/AIDS epidemic. "Somehow" the lists they created found their way into the hands of cops, landlords, & job sites to deny people human rights. It's partly WHY the Health Insurance Portability and Accountability Act exists

Seahorse ➡️ Sawhorse

SON: dad what’s the difference between present tense and past tense?

ME:

The squeaky wheel gets the skeet

Draw some unbiased numbers on the screen with a sharpie

“Hey AI, my brother died?”

“Yes, his name was Henry. You last saw him in person during the family reunion in 2033. Three aunts died of heatstroke, and the reunion has moved entirely online. Your avatar and his avatar have shared some real belly laughs since. You would have loved him.”

Darn I was super curious about that dude’s opinion

Y’all, I brought my school computer home. Someone stop me before I do unpaid work I sort of might do it

At a funeral saying deadass instead of amen

The idea that we need to defeat fascism in the marketplace of ideas means that we are also open to accepting fascism’s propositions, as long as its adherents are good enough at debate or its opponents aren’t good enough at it, and I’m sorry but nope

Maybe the plans are $3k

Somebody around here is in the pocket of Big Consequences and it is not cool

I’m running an Earthdawn #ttrpg Friday and the pc party added a new player, a Warrior, just before a boss confrontation. I am pretty concerned that they will run right over this encounter I’ve been cooking for weeks 😅

I’m not gonna tell you where we’re going
just get into the handbasket OK

Hat fall off in front of children = game over

a pikachu with its eyes closed is standing next to a person 's foot Alt: a pikachu with its eyes closed is standing next to a person 's foot

I have had my one (1) beer and am content. Terrapin hopsecutioner

Dem boysies

In honor of that jabroni hulk hogan passing awagy, i wanna post my favorite iron sheik tweets about him hating his ass