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@therealeu.bsky.social

Just here to contribute to peace, security and the sustainable development of the Earth. Autocrats beware… #PatSim2025 (satire)

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The EU urges all parties to let cool heads prevail and continue to maintain the ceasefire that was previously agreed upon. We mustn't let uninformed decisions derail the path to peace. #worldpeace #patsim2025

22.02.2025 19:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

EU intelligence operatives have uncovered information that disaffected Russian oligarchs were behind today's bombing in Ankara. New intelligence suggests the repressed Russian people are making their voices heard by their intentional targeting of the Russian delegation present today. #patsim2025

22.02.2025 18:39 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

The EU as a whole condemns any act of violence in attempt to achieve political goals. We send our condolences to everyone affected by this attack #patsim2025

22.02.2025 18:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

In a show of good faith and to further peace talks, the EU will be withdrawing the French Foreign Legion from the Ukrainian border. @realteamusa.bsky.social #PatSim2025

22.02.2025 16:19 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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donald trump says they 're eating the dogs ALT: donald trump says they 're eating the dogs

They're eating the dogs.

www.newsweek.com/russian-sold...

#PatSim2025

22.02.2025 15:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It has come to the EU's attention that our statement regarding frozen Russian assets under EU control promised from the US was from an unreliable source. We issue our sincere apologies to the United States. As ever, we are committed to these peace talks. #PatSim2025

22.02.2025 15:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just to clarify, the EU DOES NOT have any combat troops inside Ukraine's territory. We have a few engineers in the area and that is the extent of our presence. #PatSim2025

22.02.2025 15:05 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

@russia-crisissim.bsky.social If you “weren’t massing troops” upon the Belarusian-Ukrainian border, then how could the withdrawal of these troops be a part of the ceasefire terms? The Russian lies are simply limitless. #PatSim2025

22.02.2025 04:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We apologize for taking your delegate at her word when she told us that you had no interest in pursuing multilateral action with us during our meeting. In the future we will have the wisdom to always doubt the veracity of their statements.
#PatSim2025

22.02.2025 04:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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21.02.2025 23:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Russian Ministry of Defense Reportedly Deploys Donkeys for Frontline Logistics Russian troops in Ukraine are now using donkeys for transport amid significant military losses, illustrating challenges in conventional logistics.

More information here........ united24media.com/latest-news/...

21.02.2025 23:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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BREAKING: Photos of Russia's new advanced transportation technology has just been uncovered.

The Russian military is truly astonishing.

21.02.2025 23:34 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

The EU thanks Turkey for being a wonderful host and for a very productive meeting today! #PatSim2025 @turkey-crisissim.bsky.social

21.02.2025 18:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Russia must stop illegally attacking Ukrainian civilians. #ThisIsNotJustWar #PatSim2025

21.02.2025 09:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Pity, if only there were 300 billion in frozen assets lying around somewhere. #PatSim2025

21.02.2025 04:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The European Union is happily announcing the creation of "Resolved to Unite Sovereign States In Anti-Aggression" (R.U.S.S.I.A) Pact. We cordially invite @realteamusa.bsky.social @1teamukraine1.bsky.social @chinesedelegation.bsky.social @turkey-crisissim.bsky.social to join us for peace.
#PatSim2025

21.02.2025 00:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Let say, hypothetically, a foreign state was amassing military assets on the Belarusian side of the Belarusian-Ukrainian Border; in that case, hypothetically of course, we would know about it and be taking all possible measures to insure these forces immediately failure.
#PatSim2025

21.02.2025 00:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The European Union is excited to announce our partnership with the United Kingdom. We will join forces at the Preliminary Summit Meeting on Russia-Ukraine Ceasefire in Ankara, seeking a just and peaceful Europe.
In Varietate Concordia
Dieu et Mon Droit
#PatSim2025

21.02.2025 00:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The EU is proud to announce our partnership with the People's Republic of China @chinesedelegation.bsky.social on a new public health and sample sharing initiative. We are dedicated to monitoring the threat that Bird Flu poses to all, even when others do not share the same concern. #PatSim25

20.02.2025 23:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1
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"Ukraine needs peace through strength.

Europe wants peace through strength.

And the US is firmly committed to peace through strength.

So I believe that by working together, we can deliver that just and lasting peace."

— President @vonderleyen.ec.europa.eu at the Munich Security Conference

14.02.2025 14:36 — 👍 244    🔁 42    💬 38    📌 5
A photo of the flag of Moldova and the flag of the European Union. Below the flags is white text on a blue background that reads "MOLDOVA - Political agreement on €1.9 billion Reform and Growth Facility."  At the bottom is the European Commission logo.

A photo of the flag of Moldova and the flag of the European Union. Below the flags is white text on a blue background that reads "MOLDOVA - Political agreement on €1.9 billion Reform and Growth Facility." At the bottom is the European Commission logo.

The EU stands with Moldova.

We welcome the political agreement between @europarl.europa.eu and @consilium.europa.eu on the €1.9 billion Reform and Growth Facility for Moldova.

This is the largest EU support package since its independence, a boost to its path to our Union ↓

europa.eu/!nxCVfx

20.02.2025 11:10 — 👍 1312    🔁 197    💬 25    📌 7

Non, merci.

20.02.2025 03:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Horrifically cruel words from a horrifically cruel regime. #PatSim25

20.02.2025 02:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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UPDATE: EU Press Release

sites.google.com/view/the-eur...

#PatSim2025 #StandWithUkraine

20.02.2025 02:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Return Ukrainian Children to their families! #FreeUkrainianChildren #PatSim2025

20.02.2025 00:30 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

The EU stands with Ukraine in its legitimate sovereignty and the rights of its citizens. The forced deportation of Ukrainian children from their mothers and fathers by Russia is inhumane, illegal, and an act of genocide. It must be stopped. #PatSim2025 #StandWithUkraine

19.02.2025 16:48 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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Dear Volodymyr Zelenskyy, Europe stands with you for a just and lasting peace, with strong security guarantees.

We will keep providing continued and stable support to Ukraine.

And speed up work on your EU accession.

Joint read-out with @eucopresident.consilium.europa.eu ↓

europa.eu/!MfPPPC

14.02.2025 13:13 — 👍 2050    🔁 503    💬 84    📌 36

We are pleased to be in attendance at such a vital and timely negotiation session and are glad to see that all affected parties have been invited to the table. #PatSim2025 #StandWithUkraine

19.02.2025 13:20 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

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