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@roboticgunslinger.bsky.social

Your local octoling, in my 20s Player of Splatoon Wii U (PNID: roboticgunner) Sloshing Machine user Cannot be stopped

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Pain is catching a pokemon you really like but not being able to justify putting it on your team

I'm sorry Floatzel, Greninja just fits your niche better at the minute

10.02.2026 18:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There's something going on in Kalos dude, had one of those ghost girls apologize to ME because her ramblings to HERSELF were boring.

Then I had a guy who wished to be my Goomy because it's small. What is this swamp doing to y'all?

Also, are we gonna acknowledge the Doll House at all?

#pokemon

06.02.2026 23:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nintendo Woke, let's GOOOOOOOOOO

29.01.2026 17:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It'd be funny if it didn't hit so close

28.01.2026 15:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ay, don't be smack talking my buddy the Frost

28.01.2026 15:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tech autism getting stronger, I've learned of XMPP. Finally, a good (for my needs, at least) alternative Discord. Time to increase my irritant properties by at least ten-fold for six months bare minimum.

28.01.2026 15:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

yes yes yes yES YES YES

28.01.2026 14:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thinking of getting back into streaming, first thought that popped into my head was trying to install Gentoo Linux. Tried it a bit ago, but I am too sleep deprived right now to comprehend that manual lol.

Might have to find a video guide to follow along with the handbook. Curse my ADHD lol

28.01.2026 14:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Genuinely the Wii Classic has become one of my favourite controllers.

It just feels so solid, every button feels great, the bumpers and triggers are right there on a single finger at all times, just nice all around.

I've even been thinking of getting an adapter so I can use it on my PC.

#Nintendo

28.01.2026 07:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dude, Hideki Naganuma in Splatoon would have been INSANE

28.01.2026 06:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I do not care how white I am, the entire pepper is going in there, several of them in fact.

I will suffer the consequences in the name of flavour

27.01.2026 02:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The joy of being a Linux user and trying to find games to play with my friends, but literally everything is another shooter with some kind of anti cheat

25.01.2026 00:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is it like, a bad thing or something to like a bunch of posts from someone before following?

I really like a lot of your posts, your art, your things, but I don't know if doing that is like, annoying at all lol

24.01.2026 22:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love both Hollow Knight and Silk Song, but my god are they a test of patience that I am just not capable of winning lol

24.01.2026 22:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Experiencing 100 Gecs as a custom Beat Saber map was as transcendent as it was terrifying

24.01.2026 22:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A picture of a CRT TV displaying the game Pokemon Gold for the Gameboy being played on an emulator. The screen is displaying various glitched graphics with a text box at the bottom that reads "Heh, that's good to hear."

A picture of a CRT TV displaying the game Pokemon Gold for the Gameboy being played on an emulator. The screen is displaying various glitched graphics with a text box at the bottom that reads "Heh, that's good to hear."

DO NOT ACCEPT THE OLD MAN'S ROD, WORST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE

24.01.2026 12:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Favourite part of following artists is whenever they reblog art from other artists that you can follow, who then reblog from even more artists for you to follow and it just compounds more and more and what started as one has become dozens.

Art just pouring into my feed, it's crazy.

23.01.2026 11:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's the feeling of becoming the MEGA MAN

18.01.2026 08:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image 18.01.2026 05:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 64    ๐Ÿ” 27    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That was HIS rack and you took it away, you MONSTER

18.01.2026 08:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have no idea how people have conversations like that, it drives me absolutely bonkers lol

Like, is anyone actually listening to each other? How does everyone know what everyone is saying? When do I butt in without being an asshole? Where was my rulebook for this?

14.01.2026 10:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Been fixing up my DSi recently and it really put into perspective just how MASSIVE portable systems have become.

Like, I like a big controller, but if it's coming along with me there's gotta be some kinda limit lol

14.01.2026 10:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One of the dastardly things gave me a papercut once. When will we realize the dangers of such a thing?

14.01.2026 09:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ay, my copy of Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Blue came in the mail.

According to the world of Pokemon, I am a gullible Mudkip. One Lie and Team Heart Gold is going down, let's go

13.01.2026 20:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

True fear is when you see a zombie or something pick up some of your gear, so now you gotta rush and find it before it dies somewhere completely unrelated lol

11.01.2026 16:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Downloading every game on my Wii U and the only thing I play is Minecraft and Splatoon

11.01.2026 16:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I swear if I see another generated thumbnail of mario angry as hell I am going feral

10.01.2026 03:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I really wish they did more with the thing, they could have went crazy with the concept.

I loved Mario Maker and Windwaker on that thing, and catching up now on Splatoon is a blast.

10.01.2026 03:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ay, let my little zap spider have some time in the spotlight

10.01.2026 01:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A picture of the Pokemon game Pokken Tournament, displaying a prompt telling the player to use the Wii U gamepad. In my hand is a Wii Classic controller.

A picture of the Pokemon game Pokken Tournament, displaying a prompt telling the player to use the Wii U gamepad. In my hand is a Wii Classic controller.

Why would you let me this far into it with a Classic controller if I need to use the gamepad anyway? I might as well just use the gamepad.

10.01.2026 00:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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