Does Lululemon underwear make everyone look hot?!? Do I need to to buy a pair?!
Sweaty.
Decided to post a hole pic from Palm Springs.
Sending thoughts and prayers from LA today.
Can’t see taps.
When the hotel gym has a built in giant ring light.
The walk back home at 8:15am after the final night of DC World Pride was humbling (made slightly more tolerable thanks to a delicious donut)… but my god it was a wildly debaucherous night that I am going to remember for a very long time.
Who am I gonna see in DC for World Pride this weekend?
People who post a coffee pic on the CF need to go straight to hell.
Palm Springs showers on MDW… because Bluesky is dead.
Why does Memorial Day weekend always feel like it was actually a month tho??
Ok but what even is a “tush push” and why is it banned?!
Who’s gonna be poolside in Palm Springs this weekend?
Taking hole pics.
Damn. So that’s where mine went…
#deadlifts
HMD tickets secured!!! My god that was so damn stressful 🤣🤣
Love a hotel bathroom
Nothing better than a shower at home.
If found, please return to the nearest beach cabana.
Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.
Counting down to my beach days
The way I wish Bluesky had circles / CF, so I could post the gym locker room content I just took…
Asked the staff at the supermarket if they had white pepper… and they said, “you mean, salt?”.
Wow… the way he’s calling out us Aussies… 🤣
Got passed around for a NYE midnight kiss like a bottle of fireball last night. 😳🤣
I put things in my mouth. And then tell people how it makes me feel. I often do it on camera too.
Can we all agree that no one should be wearing that tank that says “I flexed and the sleeves fell off” at the gym? Literally no one?
It’s literally 84°F (29°C) in LA today and I’m by the pool, rubbing it in my NYC mates’ faces.
We all love a creepy opening line on Grindr, don’t we?
