@puddlezcraig.bsky.social
Astrophysicist & Anime Enthusiast
I can't stand him. I don't even live in Pennsylvania. That's how much i can't stand him. He isn't even my senator. He truly just sucks so bad that it transcends state lines.
#eugh
Folks — this is not a normal government shutdown.
Let me explain the stakes and how we got here.
Ok! We see you, Big Belgian!
26.08.2025 01:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It's that time of day again where I come to sit in my car and decompress so I don't fight my co-worker. TF.
17.07.2025 18:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I like unwrapping new cars
16.07.2025 15:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ace has been so fun these past 2 episodes
#LoveIslandUSA
Taylor needs to go home. Explore your connection at the airport.
02.07.2025 04:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0#loveislandusa #amayapapaya
01.07.2025 02:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Why does your 6 year old have free and unmonitored access to an iPad, iPhone, and the world wide web? What you blaming pornhub for?
30.06.2025 18:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Maybe raise your kids instead of expecting the internet to ambiently do it for you
30.06.2025 18:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Why is it the porn industry's job to police your kids?
30.06.2025 18:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0THEY DOING FAN FICS OF LOVE ISLAND ON WATTPAD YALL OMGG
30.06.2025 02:15 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 2The internet really bullied me into paying for Peacock
30.06.2025 02:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Taylor not cute enough for all this to me
28.06.2025 02:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Why is bigotry not in the DSM-5?
26.06.2025 17:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If the Jews are fleeing the city I call dibs on a house in Flatbush
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I remember being 8 and learning that "under God" was added as religious propooganda and never saying the pledge ever again.
20.06.2025 21:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Back in the olden times, you didn't even know who was calling. Just had to blindly answer your phone permanently plugged into a wall.
20.06.2025 21:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0the destruction of chattel slavery is one of the great accomplishments in our nation's history and the reason conservatives hate celebrating it is because doing so legitimizes the black counter-narrative of the united states
19.06.2025 16:01 — 👍 22241 🔁 5352 💬 173 📌 122he can’t disengage the thought of a friends trip and random sex because he engages in random sex on all his friends trips.
shoot him. follow me for more tips 🫶🏾✌🏾
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19.06.2025 01:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Block lists doing the lords work
19.06.2025 00:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I didn't even have to do it for myself. Bless.
19.06.2025 00:54 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"that's why I stay single."
*pause*
"damn, I keep forgetting!"
"and that's exactly why I'll never marry a ma- wait."
01.06.2025 06:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I keep going, "one day I'll get married and it'll be beauti- oh, yeah."
01.06.2025 05:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Collage of SZA (left) and Megan Thee Stallion (right).
SZA’s comment on @theluncheonlawyer’s Instagram post: “The density !!!! I'm actually SO shocked at the amount of ppl fully comfortable bullying a woman that's proven to be a victim of assault ??! Like out loud where other ppl can see you ?? Lmao u finna be stupid OUTLOUD ?”
SZA defends Megan Thee Stallion against Tory Lanez and his supporters:
“I'm actually SO shocked at the amount of ppl fully comfortable bullying a woman that's proven to be a victim of assault ??! Like out loud where other ppl can see you ?? Lmao u finna be stupid OUTLOUD ?”
