Mara Wilson

We’re just normal men

Photo of a bulk bin at a supermarket, the label on which reads "Once Again Tamari Almonds"

/host introducing the musical guest for their second song on SNL voice

A person holds a magnifying glass in front of a cat’s face, distorting the cat’s expression to look exaggeratedly angry and fierce, with enlarged fangs and a snarling mouth.

When I search my feelings

Newsweek’s infamous 17 July 1995 cover: “Bisexuality: Not Gay. Not Straight. A New Sexual Identity Emerges.”

A very happy 30th birthday to bisexuality, born this day in 1995 🎂

You don’t need a new angle or fresh reporting. Stop it.

Just re-publish it with a short editor’s note at the top.

I don’t think it’s really tenable to have a situation where the president can sue someone as a supposedly private citizen but can’t be sued while in office.

I'm rebooting Back to the Future and the ONLY change I'm making is that instead of Marty McFly being enraged if someone calls him “chicken”, he loses it if someone calls him "Sharty Marty" & draws him as a Garbage Pail Kid. "Ok, but how often could that possibly happen in 1955?" Every 20 minutes.

I had the profound privilege of commending Alice Wong, a visionary leader, cultural organizer, and one of the most powerful voices in the disability justice movement.

Through her leadership, writing, & activism she has empowered the voices of individuals with disabilities throughout the nation.

Oh who hasn't told a sex trafficker that they "have a lot in common"?

I was shipping Fatiha and Greg

After more than 645 days of war, and my son Naser still fights to smile.
But behind that smile is pain hunger, illness, fear.
He’s not asking for toys or dreams…just a chance to live.
Please don’t let his light fade.
Be the reason he survives.
Donate to help my sick child Naser💔
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gofund.me/edd687b8

there are godzillas everywhere for those with the eyes to see

fondue? oh you mean fancy dunkaroos

And, here it is. www.wsj.com/politics/tru...

If you don’t end up with a crush on at least one, but probably two or more, contestants by the end of a series of Taskmaster, are you even watching

Every day should be your birthday

That was a really fun day! Martin was great.

My dog begging for my girl dinner of teddy grahams and Yoo-hoo

Whenever Banshee asks for something I have no intention of giving her I look into her sweet little eyes and say in my best Trunchbull voice “Much too good for children”

Happy birthday, Stella! Always so glad to know you.

I am going to be so fascinated to read the post-mortem about how a revolt lead by tech billionaires lead to a gutting of both scientific research, university education and immigrant labor, all key prerequisites to the very existence of their industries.

Donate to In Honor of Cile Steward: A Legacy of Light, organized by Blair Townsend Cile Steward was a courageous, funny, plucky force of nature. Equally at ho… Blair Townsend needs your support for In Honor of Cile Steward: A Legacy of Light

A friend of a friend’s family has been changed forever by the Texas floods. If you can, please give or share to honor the life of their daughter.

www.gofundme.com/f/in-honor-o... Fundraiser by Blair Townsend : In Honor of Cile Steward: A Legacy of Light

Got my Yellow Fever vaccine a few days ago and felt nothing other than some sleepiness about an hour afterwards, and some fatigue for the next two days. My arm didn’t even hurt that much! And now I’ll be much safer in the tropics.

"elon musk is autistic! and he's on ketamine!!!" so are all my friends, stop making him sound cool

monarda fistulosa

bumble bee on wild bergamot 🌱

A SKELITON AT WORK AND THERE THINKEN ABOUT HOW A.I IS FORCED INTO EMAILS, INTO SEARCHES, INTO ALL APP'S, AND IT NEVER MAKES ANYTHING BETTER, IT MAKES THERE JOB WORSE, AND DA TEXT SAYS "IF AI WAS ACTUALLY USEFUL THEN THEY WOULDNT HAVE TO FORCE US TO USE IT" AND THERE RIGHT TO SAY IT, SOMEONES MAKEN SOME MONEY OFF THIS AND IT SURE AS HELL AINT US - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

THINK ABOTU IT - dashare.zone ADMIN

Not cool guys #mcat #premed #medschool #bigbeautifulbill TikTok video by eli | incoming med student

This one is pretty blunt about it. “Anyone got $445,000 lying around?” www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8hFUmPg/

The government just ended my ability to even apply to medical school, it’s no longer an option because private student loans would lead to absolute financial ruin. All of my work for the past 5-8 year... TikTok video by Lauren Steiner, MS

My FYP is video after video of pre-med students explaining how the big bill’s student loan cap will make it impossible for them to afford med school. Experts were already predicting a doctor shortage to the tune of 86k by 2036. This will make it exponentially worst. www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8hFxfBL/

I got in trouble by trying to show off for a friend by saying “shut up, lady!” at the “please try your call again” recording

People stranded on a desert island will waste time making SOS signs out of clam shells instead of starting a successful business

LABOUR LOVES COOL JAMES ❤️❤️❤️