Would absolutely LOVE to be involved with this. @clmazin.bsky.social is probably anxious/excited due to being a big fan of DnD and BG3, but he’s the right guy for the job. He’ll respect the material the way it should be respected. Can’t wait!
The bottle flipping thing is still very dumb.
Everybody in the audience at a George Michael concert in 1988:
Watching the new War of the Worlds. Neither drunk, nor high enough for this.
Cube, what happened, man?
If I owned a sex toy company, I would definitely reach out to the WNBA to collaborate and sponsor a dildo throw night. It’s a stupid thing that’s happening, but the only way to stop it is to lean into it.
Had Mexican-Italian fusion for dinner. Elote pasta is legit as hell.
Saw The Naked Gun. It’s fantastic. Stupid for all of the right reasons.
Turned 31 today.
My sophomore homecoming football game, JV was brought up to make varsity look bigger. Standing on the sidelines, I kept hearing “Hey 31, you fucking suck!” behind me. I was number 31 and wasn’t playing, so it was odd to get called out.
Let’s hope none of that rings true this year.
I peed next to the former mayor of Milwaukee at a 4th of July party.
We live in a horrible simulation of a weak society run by those who would see us lose our humanity and kill each other before giving up a small piece of their massive amounts of wealth that no human being can spend in 10 lifetimes.
But hey, I’m enjoying posting on Instagram again.
Got sworn in six years ago today. Time flies when you’re a lawyer and you’ve never actually practiced law (long story).
Fun fact: the hotel breakfast that morning messed with my stomach, so I’m fighting for my life in those photos.
Love having a yearly reminder of a day I had diarrhea 👍🏻
If anyone has a connection in Disney Studios’ legal team, let them know that ya boy is applying for this.
Was called Rew and Mr. Lucas-san in in separate emails today.
Andy’s fine.
Wife and I have been watching The Devil’s Plan lately. It’s a Korean show featuring hot nerds who compete by playing games and solving puzzles and shit.
It’s awesome.
Shanghaied is the best SpongeBob episode, hands down.
It also has one of my favorite Squidward lines/line readings.
Just swam with manatees. Bet your day sucked.
This may be a little too much information, but I’d go to war for my wife’s legs. Hot damn.
One of my favorite line deliveries is from Ben Stiller in Dodgeball where he says, “What’s a bylaw?!”
I still have Take Care by Drake memorized because Amar played that album every morning when I gave him a ride to school.
My older brother is a detective, and my younger brother is a mailman.
Guess where the middle child law school graduate ranks?
Update: it was cool as hell.
Star Wars burlesque. A perfect combination. Tasteful, funny, creative, and sexy. What else do you need?
