Kama ⭐

[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.] JANET: Ugh... LIZ: What's up? JANET: I am so bored of cooking peas! LIZ: Have you tried... AI peas? JANET: AI peas? LIZ: They're peas with AI! [Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI]. LIZ: Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas JANET: What LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines] Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas? [Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it] LIZ: Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine [Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas] LIZ: With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas! JANET: What LIZ: Shut up LIZ: Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow From opening the bag of peas to boiling the peas to eating the peas To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means. JANET: Is it really necessary to- LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]: THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET [Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan: AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas. [Ends]

Every ad now

me dió por verme chi porque el opening es de sakanaction (llevo siendo fan desde 2012) y madre mía, está siendo un viaje

BROWT GANG

An illustration of Squirtle, Charmander, and Bulbasaur overlooking an overgrown, post-apocalyptic, industrial city. There are pokemon roaming and resting in the background such as skiploom, unfezant, and altaria.

a loose illustration of piplup and torchic running through the snow, seen from above. they’re wearing winter hats and cloaks, and there are light blue shadows of trees and footprints in the snow

Illustration of piplup and torchic in a floaty together. They are floating in the water through some old stone formations. The stones behind them are stacked and carved like a slowbro and its tail. There are also some taillows and cutieflies around the area

Illustration of peaceful scenery based on Palette town, with a wide field of grass and a couple buildings and windmills. There are wooloo on the grass with a sleeping nidoran among them. On the rooftop in the foreground, some starlies are perched and a ratatta is nibbling on bread. Skiplooms are floating about. There are white clouds and a rainbow in the sky in the back. The faint silhouette of a ho-oh can be seen flying under the rainbow.

happy 30th anniversary pokemon <3

Official artwork of Pokémon Winds & Waves' starters—Browt, Pombon, and Gecqua!

haburou/browt te quiero un montón

"assert our dominance"

la dominance en cuestión: perder contra japón en tu propio deporte

Los documentos de identificación no deberían nunca incluir el género de nadie. No ponen el grupo sanguíneo, ni la altura, ¿pero el género por lo que sea sí? Si quieren identificarte ya está la foto; no me da la gana que la DGT o el banco sepan quién es o deja de ser trans.

This is a Nazi move. Stripping people of rights, invalidating their IDs, setting them up for criminalization and imprisonment.

If you don't support trans rights, you support fascism.

ahora las mato porque una vez me criaron en la habitación y me encontraba una nueva cada día (nada agradable con la fobia que les tengo)

aunque si me pilla en clase me armo de valor y la saco con un papel para dar ejemplo a los niños

Cualquier persona con acceso a cualquier tipo de información del mundo exterior es un pirata en potencia, según LaLiga.

Lee la noticia completa en El Mundo Today: www.elmundotoday.com/2026/02/lali...

Barret telling Cloud "People say they love milfs yet look how they treat the original milf (mother earth)"

TELL YOUR FRIENDS THAT YOU LOVE THEM. Tell the people you respect what you respect about them. They need to hear it. They are grappling with the same fear and concern and insecurities you are. And YOU need it. Your heart needs practice in mindful gratitude

Do this boldly, ardently, without ceasing

Hee ho!

wen's favorite spot

he adecentado un poco la web que empecé el verano pasado. sigue sin haber gran cosa pero por si queréis cotillear (recomiendo hacerlo en PC)

kamakerue.nekoweb.org

Esto llevo pensando yo días, y más viendo que España (en comparación con otros) tampoco es un país que tenga desastres naturales constantes que hagan inasumible el mantenimiento. No me quiero imaginar en qué estado veríamos las vías si tuviésemos los terremotos de Chile, por ejemplo.

hace meses le di a kenshi un peluche con forma de nigirizushi y cuando le da por jugar con él y morderlo es la cosa más graciosa del mundo

soy una ansias (a partir de aquí ya requiere pegamento pero creo que mejor espero a recuperarme de la garganta, no vaya a ser que me afecte)

Caja de la maqueta de Minimum Factory de Jack Frost, la mascota del Shin Megami Tensei

Reverso de la caja de la maqueta de Jack Frost (SMT) con ilustraciones del resultado final y los runners de fondo

me acaba de llegar hoy, a ver si no empeoro mucho del resfriado y puedo montarla este finde :D

aunque eso de que tenga que ****************** a alguien para poder hacer la ruta de la tsundere me ha sacado un poco. pero peak.

doukyuusei es peak

everyone who even slightly likes roguelikes should try shiren the wanderer. you can load that shit up when you're in a bad mood and just power through all 99 floors of the endgame dungeon and everything is beautiful. it's the best game ever made

A screenshot of Lala and Po from the teletubbies. The screenshot is clearly taken from someone's phone, as the borders of the tv can be seen, as well as glimpses into the apartment behind them. Po is in bed wrapped up in a blanket. The text below them reads "I know you were high at my mother-in-laws funeral..."

More screenshots from the Teletubbies. Lala seems to be upset with a terrified Po. the text below reads "Did you kill the dog? Why would you do that?!"

A third screenshot from the Teletubbies, this time the same scene as before. Po is wearing an apron while Lala seems to still be upset at him. The text below reads "You're nothing but a failure of a man."

In the 2010s, the Icelandic tv station Channel 2 accidentally added subtitles from a gritty crime drama to an episode of Teletubbies.

I have translated some of the highlights

omg felicidades!!!!! 🍰

YouTube video by Qypthone - Topic Awakenings (優しい朝)

encontré este CD abandonado en mi tienda de discos... es lo más youtu.be/5q83nKFwPAg?...

1) el juego no se apaga tampoco, lo puedes reintentar o buscar guías

2)"es difícil y requiere mucho tiempo así que quiero que me lo democraticen" es la mentalidad de quien hace arte con IA

3) si la visión del autor es que sea frustrante y a ti no te gusta eso, deberías informarte antes de comprar.

estaba viendo trocitos del 紅白 (no pude verlo en directo el 31) y emociona ver a ichiro yamaguchi cantar 怪獣 sabiendo que fue lo primero que escribió después de su depresión y ahora es la canción más exitosa que tienen.

doblemente gracioso teniendo en cuenta que cumplo años el mismo día que Yoko Ono