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I help people understand things and change them, with data. Views here my own. "I can't quite work out whether you're a tremendously silly man, a tremendously serious man or, as I suspect, a rather unholy combination of both." dougclow.org/contact

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This drives me mad and I can't find a way to do it either, short of using specific sleep apps for the alarm. I have it set up for reminders to do key tasks, and I don't want the alarm going off if I've started on the task already, but I don't want to cancel it for tomorrow or the rest of the week.

09.03.2026 16:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You can read that from the data. Here are you results, transposed:

Bears 20 - 6 Sharks
Hippos >50 - 14,000 Snails

Convincing home win for the Bears and the Snails have completely smashed the Hippos and remain favourites for the quarter finals.

09.03.2026 11:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

So what I'm taking from this is that if we want to defeat the mosquitoes we're going to have to team up with the snakes and the dogs at minimum and probably need to recruit a bunch of invertebrates to our side as well. Snake charming and dog training are fine but how do you command snails & bugs?

09.03.2026 10:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Very much not. The joy of being a habitual pessimist is having things turn out better than I expected.

*super quiet voice* And I still think the markets may be underpricing the down side

09.03.2026 07:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is correct according to the International System of Units (SI) - but it’s worth noting that centipede and millipede are the older names by several centuries, or even a millennium or two if you count Latin.

09.03.2026 06:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry, sorry.

09.03.2026 06:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Justice for Nanni against Ea-nāṣir!

08.03.2026 16:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Argh, thanks for the heads up! Gets me twice a year every year.

08.03.2026 13:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Photo of a bunch of daffodils in a vase on a table

Photo of a bunch of daffodils in a vase on a table

Daffodils! So lovely and so absurdly cheap. One English pound! They’ve been grown and tended, picked from the field, distributed chilled around the country, and then sold at local retail. All for less than five minutes’ work at minimum wage.

08.03.2026 13:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well yes - Donald Knuth is 88 :)

07.03.2026 19:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, good point, the build up of US forces was very visible, and oil prices had turned around from the downward trend since the 2022 peak and have been rising since the start of the year. The Russian supply is an interesting one - notable that sanctions on it have been partially waived for India.

07.03.2026 10:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ok this suggests a short war is more feasible than I thought:

β€˜Iran’s President Masoud Pezeshkian said Tehran would call a halt to its attacks on neighbouring Gulf states that have targeted infrastructure and civilian sites.’

bsky.app/profile/iank...

07.03.2026 08:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, must be. I mean we’re all *hoping* for a short war. And I guess we have seen modern supply chains proving pretty resilient.

07.03.2026 08:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Fair. But in my defence I’ve had the same complaint since I was a young man and the loft space/industrial style caught on 30+ years ago. I’m kind of hoping Gen Z sensibilities will pull things round but unlikely - not least because they socialise less. Partly because it’s so damn noisy?

07.03.2026 08:33 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Exactly my thoughts. Surely with modern materials we can get some of the benefits with more aesthetic wallpaper and without the disgusting carpets. Bring back sawdust?! (Probably impractically expensive now sawdust is no longer a waste product but used to make particle boards like MDF.)

07.03.2026 08:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, bound to be a factor. And exposed concrete is super cheap compared to anything less acoustically reflective.

07.03.2026 08:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

While I’m on vague not-quite-predictions, it is surprising to me that interior design for social spaces is still minimalist with hard surfaces, making it very noisy - while people’s sensitivity to overwhelm seems higher than ever. Spaces are more social when you can hear each other talk.

07.03.2026 08:15 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

You can add me to the growing list of people who are confused/surprised that the economic fallout from the war with Iran is less severe than we might have expected - so far.

07.03.2026 07:44 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Well done everyone, you've all done really well this week. Blimey, what a week it's been. But despite all of it, you've made it through yet again, by being brilliant, as always. Well done and all the best for the weekend.

06.03.2026 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Photo of a packet of itsu brand crispy seaweed thins. A finger is pointing at a text box that reads β€œ85% less plastic*”.

Photo of a packet of itsu brand crispy seaweed thins. A finger is pointing at a text box that reads β€œ85% less plastic*”.

I'm pleased there's a lot less plastic in these snacks but to be honest I'd prefer to eat no plastic.

06.03.2026 08:40 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Bentham β€˜present but not voting’ | UCL UCL Culture Blog UCL Homepage

On which this is perhaps my favourite story: it may or may not have been total myth that he did it in the past but he has now verifiably been β€œpresent but not voting” at a UCL Council meeting: blogs.ucl.ac.uk/museums/2013...

04.03.2026 20:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh that’s brilliant, top move there by someone. If I didn’t know about the new enclosure I might guess/hope he had popped out to be β€œpresent but not voting” at some meeting or other.

04.03.2026 20:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh here we go, this captures the ones I can remembers:

www.ucl.ac.uk/laws/researc...

β€œJeremy Bentham welcomes visitors.”!

04.03.2026 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes I’ve seen him numerous times in the old wooden box, but not yet in the modern version. I also love the myths about the auto-icon’s origins and history.

04.03.2026 20:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Data, analytics, research, strategy, making sense of complex situations and empowering people to do their best: that's what I like to do.

If you want some help from me in understanding things and changing them using data - get in touch! Or if you know someone who might, do bring us together.
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04.03.2026 08:52 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm wide open to what comes next. I love the charity sector, but I'm open to others. I'd prefer employment, to use my leadership and management skills, but I've freelanced before so may well start there unless I can find the right opportunity.
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04.03.2026 08:52 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm looking for new work!

With a heavy heart, I've made the decision to move on from Legacy Futures. Not easy: I'm leaving an excellent team and so many great colleagues. I appreciate the opportunities and support I've had, and particularly working with so many different & wonderful charities.
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04.03.2026 08:52 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Social media clickbait. The truth about fruit pastilles is well documented and easily verified: anyone who’s tried them knows the orange ones are a bit disappointing.

03.03.2026 07:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

London!

02.03.2026 19:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Taxi drivers in many places have a local knowledge test plus a driving skills test (and an age gate)

Trains, of course!

Many regulated professions you have in other threads

Preparing and serving food

Tattooing/piercing, I think, requires a hygiene certificate in ?some local authorities

02.03.2026 13:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0