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keysmashbandit

@keysmashbandit.bsky.social

first thing you need to know about me is that on an animal level i still believe 30 is half of 100

505 Followers  |  35 Following  |  32 Posts  |  Joined: 10.11.2024  |  1.9246

Latest posts by keysmashbandit.bsky.social on Bluesky

He'll yeah

23.09.2025 16:06 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

What is even going on over here

15.05.2025 01:06 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 6    📌 0

Headed to the pond today to talk to some algae. If we’re going to trade with K2-18b we need to know what sort of things they like

18.04.2025 17:37 — 👍 67    🔁 5    💬 5    📌 0

😭😭😭😭😭 nooo

07.01.2025 17:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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oh god damn it

15.11.2024 18:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

this website blows

15.11.2024 15:17 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

why can i also not read it.. am i blocked.. or if you block a quote tweeter does it nuke the thread?

15.11.2024 02:35 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

oh Christ

15.11.2024 01:00 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

kinda mad

14.11.2024 06:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

😡

13.11.2024 22:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

THIS WEBSITE SUCKS!

13.11.2024 22:35 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

bodes well!

13.11.2024 22:33 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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i should get into crypto

13.11.2024 22:27 — 👍 10    🔁 1    💬 4    📌 0

maybe i should start investing more

13.11.2024 22:26 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 4    📌 0

my days are extremely numbered

13.11.2024 22:22 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

he's here!

13.11.2024 22:21 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

im still standing but it's a matter of time tbh

13.11.2024 21:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

:o

13.11.2024 21:41 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

im going to freak out

13.11.2024 21:41 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

😭

13.11.2024 20:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

this apps main problem is the algorithm doesn't make me angry enough. or maybe that's actually my main problem

13.11.2024 20:34 — 👍 165    🔁 2    💬 15    📌 3

oh boy i sure hope none of my twitter friends find this account.....

13.11.2024 20:33 — 👍 32    🔁 2    💬 3    📌 0

diva..

13.11.2024 20:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

actually disgusting

13.11.2024 16:36 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

g2

13.11.2024 00:39 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i get the 28 pack from costco so all of them (don't like orange tho). lemon is my favorite

12.11.2024 22:20 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

im going to lose my mind if i see another cbc news article about how canada isn't ready for high speed rail.

PLEASE

12.11.2024 21:25 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

killer instinct

12.11.2024 21:24 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i think im legitimately addicted to gatorade

12.11.2024 21:23 — 👍 22    🔁 0    💬 5    📌 0

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