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Eli Kirk

@evomek.bsky.social

I make music and eat various flamin hot snacks

67 Followers  |  117 Following  |  43 Posts  |  Joined: 21.11.2023  |  2.112

Latest posts by evomek.bsky.social on Bluesky

Being openly pro-genicide doesn't poll well so you have to act like you're too stupid to understand mutually assured destruction. The iron dome is not "defensive." If you give a nazi a shield, they will use it to protect themselves from the people they are torturing. This is common sense.

22.07.2025 14:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Good, because Ironic would be a terrible name for a dog

06.04.2025 06:09 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The AI shade in front of The Brutalist guys. Go Conan #oscars

03.03.2025 00:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wtf why is Galinda stealing Dorothy's song

03.03.2025 00:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Eastside Bowl apparently😬 it sold out quick too, apparently doing a LA fire fundraiser gig can make people forget a long, consistent history of disgusting behavior. I guess he saw the way people treat ATL and jumped on his chance for a comeback. We need an emo Kendrick Lamar

26.02.2025 04:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The audacity...

25.02.2025 22:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I love the scene classic Niki FM even though it's kinda creepy that she's playing with herself outside his window

24.02.2025 16:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You should ask them if you can be enemies

22.02.2025 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I would fully agree if Too Weird- Death of a Bachelor didn't exist but alas, there are some undisputed bops amongst the dreck.

22.02.2025 10:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cool ranch and flamin hot are the only good ones

18.02.2025 22:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Relatable

11.02.2025 20:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He also calls out pedophiles and conservatives take that personally so there's that. Also just racism.

10.02.2025 05:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Kendrick Lamar - Auntie Diaries (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Kendrick Lamar Kendrick Lamar - Auntie Diaries (Official Audio)

Kind of, but in the most clumsy way possible youtu.be/-vrhf1P9zwc?...

10.02.2025 05:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Siper bawl? I hardly know 'er

09.02.2025 21:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

a diarrhea medication called β€œpeace of ass”

07.02.2025 18:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1860    πŸ” 221    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 5

I have a Johnson that I have no complaints about. It stays in tune after excessively long periods and I used it on all 3 releases since 2019.

I also used to have an acoustic and I realized after a while that there's no situation in which an acoustic, non-standup bass is better than an electric

07.02.2025 19:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Watching interviews for A Real Pain has made me realize Jesse Eisenburg isn't as good an actor as I thought, he's just like that in real life

04.02.2025 14:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks, jokes aside I was curious about the real answer and upon reading the lyrics this checks out

04.02.2025 13:24 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Chastity cage

04.02.2025 13:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

PSA: Don't rub your eye after you ate a chilli pepper, would not recommend. Not a fun experience if you're not into rushing into the shower and trying desperately to suppress your reflexes to hold your eye open into the water and save your vision. I feel fine now but again, would not recommend.

03.02.2025 01:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think when the guy who voices Spider-Man watched the show, he had the wrong interpretation of Peter's math class teaching about "rational inequalities"

02.02.2025 14:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oscar nominations make a lot more sense when you remember the average age of their voters is 63. Challengers is probably just too kinky for them

30.01.2025 16:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bit By a Been pt 1

29.01.2025 05:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Relatable. At least you're not in your own all time top 3 most listened artists, that would be super cringe

28.01.2025 02:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sben by @strelitziaaz.bsky.social is headed straight to the emo long songs hall of fame

28.01.2025 02:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Post with fictional band u wanna see live

*Mumbly voice* we're Disenfranchised

27.01.2025 15:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wow my dyslexic ass really read this as bulges

27.01.2025 04:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Presence is what I wanted Skinamarink to be

27.01.2025 04:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Loose wires

25.01.2025 06:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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