Elliot Ghould in The Long GoodDIE

folks can complain about the effectiveness of scheduled orderly mass protest but to think about it another way its the closest thing we have to the opening scene of A Muppet Christmas Carol where all the muppets sing "there goes Mr. Dipshit, there goes Mr. Ass" to Scrooge and it clearly bothered him

I think it has become very clear just how few people want to keep living inside the infantile fantasies of a demented dying brain

big turnout for the Some Kings rally

The only thing that anyone ever needs to know about Bill Ackman is that he once joined a group of avid long distance bikers from NYC to Montauk and back without training or preparation, arrogant in his ability to "lead the pack" and ended up screaming in agony

two days after leaked chats where literally every Republican is saying “I love rape and Hitler”: we can’t possible rob ourselves if this important political perspective

YouTube video by Tommy Boy Handsome Boy Modeling School - Once Again Here to Kick One For You

this song is so good and opens with a sample of a three dog night song, and if you listen to this and then the three dog night song it sounds TOTALLY out of place in the three dog night song

how your email finds me

when are we gonna hear “Touch Me I’m Sick”

has any team tried to fit their stadium with mobile foul poles? whip em back and forth depending on who’s up and where they hit it. nothing against it in the rule book, probably

thinking about the guy running the us govt bluesky accounts. thats his friday, trying to troll people on a relatively niche social media site because they won twitter and it made them miserable. catastrophic loser energy

I don’t quite understand what this YouTube ad is trying to sell me, maybe because I haven’t been kicked in the head by a horse

No feds on the tl. If you make me see what these clowns are blathering on here, I will mute or block you.

My posts are still too good and they wanted to come see them, I'm sorry. I tried to not be as good posting here as I was at tweeting but I can't just turn it off.

Weirdly fun to block the White House

I assume DHS and the White House are here for the sole purpose of getting “evil leftists” to at them with posts that are outrageously offensive so they can clutch their pearls and drop their monocles. so hey make sure your zing is filthy as hell okay guys?

we're entering what historians call The Weekend Zone

*getting patted down by security guy* bro you can’t bring the lawnmower dance in here

peter thiel money must've hit the bsky bank account this week

‘Thank You For That Question,’ Responds Eric Adams To Swarm Of Rats He Forced To Act Out Debate

‘Thank You For That Question,’ Responds Eric Adams To Swarm Of Rats He Forced To Act Out Debate https://theonion.com/thank-you-for-that-question-responds-eric-adams-to-swarm-of-rats-he-forced-to-act-out-debate/

absolutely no question in my mind he's married to a chatbot

I think it’s because there’s so many competing stories and you’re never sure which is the “main” one so each chapter feels like its own book unto itself. V is similarly constructed but Against The Day is that x1000

ironically placed authority figure in a biopic: it’ll never work! you’re a dreamer!

I went on a Pynchon jag last year and found Against The Day his shaggiest and weirdest one while also being extremely readable. a 1K+ book should be intimidating to pick up let alone attempt to finish and yet!

I can’t possibly say what my favorite Far Side cartoon is but when I thought about it this was the first semi-obscure one that leapt to mind

oh hell yeah, we needed good news like this

Incredible stuff happening on the internet every day

is it good when the stock market is doing the equivalent of “I think the Raiders are due this week”