Dominic the Donkey Truther

this is a tangent to that but look at the copy of chungking express i had on tape. ol boy said i know what we need to do for my edition of this one of the best and most beautiful movies, stick my mr potato head with the little beady raisin eyes up in the corner looking like muppet baby rondo hatton

it is insane how much this guy falls down the stairs

Trump on stage next to a Christmas tree

Shit looks like a David lynch movie

Statues should be of cool things like a huge symbolic motorbike commemorating every dude who gave his life to the cause of sick wheelies

Screenshot of Baloo the Bear in The Junglebook. The image clearly shows Baloo has PAWS

Screenshot of Baloo the Bear in Talespin. The image clearly shows Baloo has HANDS

got banned for life from the TaleSpin forums for suggesting that Baloo in TaleSpin is NOT the same bear as Baloo in The Jungle Book. People were screaming at me to shut the fuck up even though I provided EVIDENCE

make sure to visit the original Bubba Gump Shrimp

50 years ago ballplayers drank their faces off and that’s very bad for you of course but I don’t know how much better this is

you can always x, it’s always morally correct meme saying you can always break a man’s Meta glasses, it’s always morally correct

feels almost ailly to say it’s my favorite PTA and yet

has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane

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Onion headline: Frank Gehry No Longer Allowed To Make Sandwiches for Grandkids, with a picture of a “sandwich” that looks like a Frank Gehry building

RIP Frank Gehry

not sure about Biles but Japan loooves hassling people about drugs (see also Paul McCartney)

Animaniacs please do something

FIFA has been kowtowing to the worst humans on the planet from the jump (the last World Cup was built on slave labor and they didn’t bat an eye!) so this is hardly surprising but it is deeply, deeply humiliating nonetheless

“oh, it looks good on you though”

Trump 2.0 is just one long Make-a-Wish project

orange pennant with a drawing of an overwhelmed Snoopy slumped on his doghouse that says I JUST WASN’T MADE FOR THESE TIMES

i feel ya brother

ChatGPT gladly shoots a YouTuber, overriding safety protocols with minimal manipulation - gamepressure.com The YouTube channel InsideAI tested ChatGPT's limits with a BB gun, and all it took was a straightforward trick to get the AI to pull the trigger.

Oh shit they finally came up with a socially beneficial use case

If you think winning over trump voters is even a thing you can or should do you have no business being in politics.

Ted Leo & The Pharmacists

Hey, I know time’s are tough, so it’s all there for free, but if you’re looking to spend a few dollars on #bandcampfriday, I can always use the support!

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imagine we lived in a world with a handful of kaiju who destroyed everything in their path whenever they wanted. that’s what billionaires are! and pols like Newsome say we should give them even more tax breaks to fund their radioactive fire-breath and laser eyes

if you say you want things to change that change has to *start* with the confiscation of wealth that billionaires stole from is all. anything else isn’t a political project, it’s cosplay

I don’t want to make light of war crimes in the Caribbean but I feel like there’s a much more dangerous drug supply we could be targeting and it’s whatever the fuck these billionaires are cooking their brains with

Dear Dr. Stevens: Last Sunday when I visited Tommy on the fourth floor I promised him I would hit a home run. As you may have heard, I grounded out four times that day. I understand that little Tommy has since passed on. In the future, I won't promise anything specific to the children. I'll just do what I can. My best, Babe

TCM showed The Babe Ruth Story yesterday (along with a bunch of other sports biopics) and it made me think about the Albert Brooks magazine profile I read 20 or 30 years ago that mentioned this fake Babe Ruth letter on his wall:

I need a painting of this in my house

so if someone fires an RPG into your house because they thought you had coke you’d be okay with that I assume

“they’re making the audience to all the narrative work!” I howl, red-faced mad at the sickos who made Choose Your Own Adventure books