Elliot Ghould in The Long GoodDIE

people playing music/videos on their phone speakers in public is more than just mildly annoying and is instead a leading indicator of the decline of community and empath

every Halloween I must point this out: that person should be imprisoned

Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.c... • 2d We went from taking out terrorists to terrorizing hotel staff. What a downgrade. Are we great yet? 2011 WE GOT BIN LADEN 2025 WE GOT MARIA THE MAID AT THE HOLIDAY INN

your daily reminder that Obama continuously drone striked innocent civilians all across the MENA region. he also used ICE to enforce record breaking numbers of deportations against innocent migrants here in the US, enabling and laying the path for exactly what we’re seeing Trump carry out today.

seating at a VistaVision screening of One Battle After Another

Yoda as seen in the famous “going back for more olives” meme

I take no pleasure in this but going to a different city with your dumb buddies and getting badly injured because you antagonized a bunch of strangers and fell down twice chasing the 110lb teenager who stole your sunglasses actually is North Jersey Excellence, of a sort.

bro I could go for lobs. you wanna do lobs? go to the tank, pick out some lobs? grab me a bib bro, can’t do lobs without a bib bro

MY BRAIN WHEN I COME HOME DRUNK: Put your shoes somewhere weird. Don’t forget to put your shoes somewhere super weird.

folks can complain about the effectiveness of scheduled orderly mass protest but to think about it another way its the closest thing we have to the opening scene of A Muppet Christmas Carol where all the muppets sing "there goes Mr. Dipshit, there goes Mr. Ass" to Scrooge and it clearly bothered him

I think it has become very clear just how few people want to keep living inside the infantile fantasies of a demented dying brain

big turnout for the Some Kings rally

The only thing that anyone ever needs to know about Bill Ackman is that he once joined a group of avid long distance bikers from NYC to Montauk and back without training or preparation, arrogant in his ability to "lead the pack" and ended up screaming in agony

two days after leaked chats where literally every Republican is saying “I love rape and Hitler”: we can’t possible rob ourselves if this important political perspective

YouTube video by Tommy Boy Handsome Boy Modeling School - Once Again Here to Kick One For You

this song is so good and opens with a sample of a three dog night song, and if you listen to this and then the three dog night song it sounds TOTALLY out of place in the three dog night song

how your email finds me

when are we gonna hear “Touch Me I’m Sick”

has any team tried to fit their stadium with mobile foul poles? whip em back and forth depending on who’s up and where they hit it. nothing against it in the rule book, probably

thinking about the guy running the us govt bluesky accounts. thats his friday, trying to troll people on a relatively niche social media site because they won twitter and it made them miserable. catastrophic loser energy

I don’t quite understand what this YouTube ad is trying to sell me, maybe because I haven’t been kicked in the head by a horse

No feds on the tl. If you make me see what these clowns are blathering on here, I will mute or block you.

My posts are still too good and they wanted to come see them, I'm sorry. I tried to not be as good posting here as I was at tweeting but I can't just turn it off.

Weirdly fun to block the White House

I assume DHS and the White House are here for the sole purpose of getting “evil leftists” to at them with posts that are outrageously offensive so they can clutch their pearls and drop their monocles. so hey make sure your zing is filthy as hell okay guys?

we're entering what historians call The Weekend Zone

*getting patted down by security guy* bro you can’t bring the lawnmower dance in here

peter thiel money must've hit the bsky bank account this week

‘Thank You For That Question,’ Responds Eric Adams To Swarm Of Rats He Forced To Act Out Debate

‘Thank You For That Question,’ Responds Eric Adams To Swarm Of Rats He Forced To Act Out Debate https://theonion.com/thank-you-for-that-question-responds-eric-adams-to-swarm-of-rats-he-forced-to-act-out-debate/