Pine Cellar

Grok is if you took incel smegma slathered that on a processor

I got transvestigated a lot which was interesting. I was like “well, no, I’m cis but thanks for noticing my amazing jawline and shoulders”

The second one I consider more of a compliment honestly but I know it definitely wasn’t meant that way

Someone calling me Ching Chong on Twitter under a picture of me in braids

Quote tweet: The most insulting part is you insinuating | would EVER go near something like you You look like a trans Over a picture of a dark haired woman sitting on a couch seductively with caption: oh hey wow I totally just woke up like this

“Don’t you miss the high engagement you got on Twitter?”
Me (remembering my later years on Twitter): …

“What are we a bunch of ASIANS?!?!???”
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Bitch you fuckin wish

I bought a painting at goodwill, cut it out of its decaying frame, put it on a wooden pallet and glued it. Then cut holes into it and placed a custom neon from Yellowpop over it. Best DIY I’ve ever done

The homophobic dog meme with a white dachshund looking appalled with text overlaid saying “whoa that’s a little bit too gay”

I’m here to serve

A neon sight that says “kinda fruity” over a painting of fruit and wine

I like letting people know what I am

A tuxedo cat lying on a woman’s back who seems really bored. She is wearing a gray turtleneck and aviator glasses

We saw you from across the bar and really don’t get any vibe from you at all. Like we’re seriously indifferent towards you, even bored by you

I forgot it went exactly like that! Goddamn what a weirdo and sex pest

It’s our shared burden

I am a masochist

(I appear at your brunch with a tiny siren on my head)
I’m with the secret police. This bitch right here told everyone I had a concerning mole on my left breast. What the fuck, Linda?? I told you that in confidence!!

dril was in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me

Thank you, comrade

It’s beyond AI. It runs on actual debodied human brains

These people went to his home and saw a ton of very young women and girls and some even referenced them in emails. They’re not innocent. They’re all terrible people who at minimum ignored what was happening. He was always rotten and they were too.

Oh yeah well I’m in woke 4.5 (beta)

I mean, no. Jeffrey Epstein was a rich, illiterate sex trafficker and it was an open secret. He didn’t get into sex trafficking and being a pedo, it’s what he was infamous for. These people were likely guilty of the same shit because why the fuck would they be friends with him. He could barely read.

I forgot how bananas some of the bsky elders were

I’m sorry I brought back bad memories

Lol Emma never misses

I make something accessible by mentioning in the alt text that he’s nude and hanging dong (but blurred) and look what happens. This place is so ableist

It haunts me at night

God what a crazy time on here

Oh come on, mods! It’s blurred!!

A blurred picture of a nude white man posting dong on the timeline His caption: god I would probably post boner for the first time ever but fuck a place without moderation to protect my black friends, my trans friends, my sex worker friends

remember when some people on here were like “dril is a cop” when he joined bluesky?
if I recall correctly this was one of those guys who said that

this is amazing

LSD Soundsystem @witchapartment.bsky.social It's your website genius Paul Frazee @pfrazee.com you're* Radio Balki @party-on.bsky.social You're such a fucking douche

not mad, actually laughing