Festive Pine Cellar-bration 🎄

In case you were wondering how you stacked up on bsky

PineCellar’s most used word shown in a word cloud, the top two being “fucking” and “fuck”

Fuck you I’m a fucking lady

I wanna be a slut but I have to work (begins sobbing uncontrollably)

(Looks a minute) holy shit

We must finish domesticating them. They are begging for it now

I fucking knew it. Jesus is an AI

Really? I have low discernment? AI was the only thing contacting me about this bizarre issue. Multiple humans confirmed this was a weird mistake and the AI kept doing it for multiple days.

Yeah, it said I had two leases and I was like “what”

Not to my knowledge, thank goodness

The AI was still sending messages about an outstanding balance. Humans had to finally step in

Chiitan Knight will continue to spread his message until there are no more transgender people who are subjected to unjustified criticism and slander♡
Let's create a world where we can all love freely🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

Fuck yeah I did

I don’t give a shit how old I get. I still want praise and head pats for getting basic shit done

As a person who is getting her budget together, I’m not gonna deny it would fuck up my recent progress I’ve made

Seriously. I’m one of the lucky few who could cover it but shit would be tight for a week

This is why I buy the font licenses directly from indie font houses. I have heard horror stories about licenses lapsing with Adobe

Maybe I should go completely gray, get all sun damaged, and start making seriously overpriced jewelry

How AI is fucking up on an individual level: I just got a notification that I was overdue $1000 from my building’s new AI assistant. Checked my account: nothing, just my regular rent. Got a confirmation from my building’s office to just ignore it

Thanks for the mild heart attack, AI, you fucker

Ugh jealous! I so wish I could see her speak

Yeah, she’s incredible. I’ve been a fan since she was in the Carolina Chocolate Drops

Like I’m a huge fan of Giddens and if y’all only knew how much I lost my shit when it was announced that she was on the Red Dead Redemption 2 soundtrack, my favorite game of all time 🤯

For context, Rhiannon Giddens is an incredible banjo player (fiddler and singer). I had no idea she didn’t know how to do banjo rolls. As a creative who second guesses my abilities all the time particularly when I have to learn something new, this is inspiring

Thank you for this. I made the decision to go no contact with my parents this year and it was the best decision I made.

Just a quiet, sad little PSA.

If someone is estranged from their parents, please please don’t give them the ‘but they’re your mum/ dad’

They were their mum / dad when they did the worst imaginable things to their own kids.

It’s not up to the children to make it ok. It’s up to them to live well.

A tuxedo cat with an orange collar looking down while sitting on a woman’s back.

I lean over a little and suddenly I’m a cat shelf. I get no respect even in my own damn home

It happened again 😭

Γκάρφιλντ και οι φίλοι του

lol the blonde haired, blue eyed, LDS founder Joseph Smith, famous non white man

Mormons are the whitest of white. What is this dude talking about??

Every time I think I have a type, I become attracted to another type of person. Hope you have a good train ride!