Brian

Brian

@brianinseattle.bsky.social

funny nerd in seattle. let's get pedantic!

53 Followers 129 Following 171 Posts Joined Jul 2023
1 month ago

I’m in!

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1 month ago

For what it’s worth, I’m not always convinced that I’m real.

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1 month ago

That’s how the limbo goes 😔

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1 month ago

They're just mad they don't know how to read.

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8 months ago

it is funny how many people affiliated with the secret police have had to say "stop making fun of the secret police, the guy in the tac vest that covers him like a training bra is a hero, he tracked down and subdued two hospice orderlies using only the W-2 forms they file annually"

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2 months ago

Portland Police Press conference on the shooting of 2 Portlanders:

-DHS said the victims had been involved with a shooting. Nope!

-But they were def part of Tren de Aragua

-actually no

-But TdA is real and active in Portland

-We can't name single crime TdA has been involved with in this city

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2 months ago

Feds investigating feds with no oversight, what could go wrong?

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2 months ago

Replace democratic leadership until we get somebody who actually _tries_. Strongly worded statements aren't enough.

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2 months ago

Please tell me the hatchet was clean at least (not used in said fight)?

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2 months ago

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

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2 months ago

We must preach the gospel of Kimb!

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2 months ago

Don’t they know it’s Kimbmas?

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3 months ago

When we leaving?

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6 months ago

On bright side, ghost mall has hot pot

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7 months ago
Four musicians on stage in a small dimly lit club

I was watching Madeline Kenney at the Sunset or I would’ve in a heartbeat! Ethel’s new album is so good.

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7 months ago

5’4” is a state of mind, not a physical height.

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7 months ago
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Happy hot rat summer to those who partake

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7 months ago

His profile definitely says 5’8” I’m sure

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7 months ago

“Now be off”…. The way my blood boiled

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7 months ago

I don’t mean to brag but I’m good at airport.

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7 months ago
Brock frying pan meme

Brock is this true

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7 months ago

Do they do a warranty replacement? Might be worth it if it’s already throwing a fit.

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8 months ago

went from "status update: having beers!" to "we shall pull god out of the machine"

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8 months ago

Brb, blocking you real quick

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8 months ago

You are perfect 😍

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8 months ago
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a woman in a white shirt is sitting in a classroom and making a funny face . ALT: a woman in a white shirt is sitting in a classroom and making a funny face .

Good god

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8 months ago

America is beautiful, contradictory, unfinished. I am proud of our country even as we constantly strive to make it better, to protect and deepen our democracy, to fulfill its promise for each and every person who calls it home.

Happy Independence Day. No Kings in America.

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8 months ago

When your neighbor on the left is being dragged away by masked men and your neighbor on the right can't get an X-ray for their child, be sure to quickly explain that "both parties are the same" and whatnot.

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8 months ago

Everybody deserves the loves 🫂

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8 months ago

in north korea they dont let you goon, or they make you goon too much. it’s not like america.

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