Lola Ebola

You started a joke that got the whole world crying? That’s pretty cool, I guess.

I took a dump that got the whole world shitting.

Your thing’s cool too tho

Hearing "comply and you don't die" now from Republicans who I've had to listen to quote "give me liberty or give me death" my whole life until now actually breaks my brain.

My:

Handkerchief
Neckerchief
Backerchief
Pussychief
Crackachief

Do you have a medical problem or is it just you are female and probably overreacting?

*Medical professionals everywhere.

I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express. Can I be the Surgeon General?

Succubus? Don’t you mean…succMEbus?

I think people who say things like this, especially prominent people with power, should be shamed and shunned and reviled — cancelled, if you will.

“Free speech culture” disapproves of that sentiment — says that it’s worse than what Ogles said.

Judge it thus.

Yeah, I noticed.

These ghouls act like they've discovered some novel secret: "Hey, guys, GUYS! Did you know that we can just kill people whenever we want?" Yes, you absolute idiot, that's ALWAYS been true. We just chose not to, for good and self-interested reasons which the entire world is about to learn yet again.

Her vote aside, among white people across the political spectrum, it IS taboo to talk openly about their politics.

This is a grift designed to maintain white supremacy across political divide. To keep them communing along whiteness with their enemies & ideological opponents.

If you knew how many coworkers they could hire if they fired one boss, you'd stop worrying about competing with your coworkers for money.

It's the Fyre Fest of armageddons

Never forget.

As if you needed any more evidence that "Faux News" is state-run propaganda media:

Side note: Every man owes his very existence to a woman—without women, men simply would not exist. As such, women are and always will be the stronger, superior sex. ✊🏻♀️

#ResistanceUnited #DefendersOfDemocracy #ResistanceRoots #InternationalWomensDay #WomensHistoryMonth #TheFutureIsFemale #SheShed In light of today being International Women's Day, let's explore how Women's History Month began. 🧵

DON’T FUCKING WARN THEM JUST DO IT

Face it, the bombing of that Iranian elementary school was deliberate, to terrorize the people and make them afraid to fight back. This was a war crime, every person from Trump to the person who fired the shot must face life in prison.

Kamala Harris: "I predicted a lot about what's happening right now. I'm not here to say 'I told you so,' but we did see it coming."

TUCKER: “I flew to DC 3x to try to talk Trump out of going to war with Iran… Then I told him to take killing an 86yo cleric and call it a win… He’s watching Fox and getting fake polls that tell him this is a 90-10 issue. There’s an info vacuum.”

Pretty sure most women would turn around and run from any dude wearing/carrying all that shit. So I guess it will keep those dudes safe.

Thank you, Bill

We bombed a girls elementary school.

i feel like north korea looks at these guys and tells them theyre laying it on a bit thick

The fuck you mean? Put the money in the bag.

They’re stealing our jobs!

I would have had more children instead of stopping at one in 2016 out of absolute fear for this country. Now I have mixed feelings; I’m relieved I didn’t have more but also sad because I really enjoyed pregnancy and watching my child grow.

You’d think Ol’ Yellerkiller here could afford a good esthetician and quality skincare products and makeup. If I had funneled millions of taxpayer money into my pockets, my skin would definitely not look like a mortician had prepared me for an open casket funeral.