Embden J. Goose

My teacher in... 3rd grade I think, gave each one of us students a rock.

She told us something like "hold it in your hand and warm it up on a cold day to remind you of the warmth of summer".

I recently found that rock again and as silly as it sounded at the time, holding it is very relaxing.

The backrooms as a concept was great, until people started adding all the horror stuff to it.

Went from a mysterious and somewhat uncanny place to yet another cheap SCP/Slenderman copy.

Didn't expect a referece to "The Wall" in this! Thankfully a bit less gruesome than the original scene!

Don't you have blacklist features and such?
The hell is the point of this?

SCREW YOU, BUS DRIVER!

IF I DIDN'T HAVE A BIKE, I WOULD'VE BEEN LATE TO MY DENTIST'S APPOINTMENT BECAUSE OF YOU!!!

If the bus driver drives away from you, even though you're only a couple feet away...

Take your bike and arrive at your destination before them to assert dominance!

Chiitan loves all transgender people.
I've received a lot of criticism for expressing my support, but what's more important is that all transgender people live happy lives.
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love you all 🤍
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The first game you play as a pokemon for several years...
But you're a Ditto, taking the shape of a human.

They really can't let us be happy, huh...?

HONK!

And I somehow managed to never become one in the count!

The amount of people online who comment on my use of grammar and punctuation is astounding.

No, I'm not angry or an unusually tech-savvy 50yo! I've just always typed like this!

Geez!

Dogs like sticks. Humans like sticks.
Humans domesticated wolves and made them dogs.

Who liked sticks first? Did humans and wolves become fruends over their mutual love of sticks?

Life is full of mysteries...

Gribbit
Grabbit
Grubbin

Why does KwarzSchopf do that "breaking scissors" thing in their ads for haircare products?
What is that meant to symbolize?

"You now have great hair that you won't need to cut"? Don't you usually go to a hairdresser for that?

Just in case someone was curious, this is the bean that was drawn!

Many thanks to @0kame-san.bsky.social for this lovely drawing! Incredibly silly, as all things should be~!

ONE OF US!!!

Callback to last year when I logged into BaceFook for the first time in like, 3-4 years, only to post "oh yeah, by the way" followed by an Ace and NB flag, then logged out.

WHOSE IDEA WAS THIS!?

Well, goshdang! Then I gotta say hi next time I see ya!

Oh! Are you "I like this"?
I've met you so many times!

Blew my nose as soon as I got home from work and wow, did that feel nice!

I CAN BREATHE!!!

Frog cake.

Every day I open my dms for a few seconds and go "hm. No one has bothered me today either" and go watch YT vids all day.

The Great Grey Goose, Hjonk. 🦢
My favorite Dark Souls Boss.

#darksouls

Without downloading any pics, where are you mentally?

The neurodiverse struggle:
I don't wanna explain why certain things annoy me, because what if the other person is as much of an overthinker as me and develops the same annoyance for the thing?

✨Sketch commission thread~!✨
#artcommission #digitalartcommission #digitalart

Queue line and Prices over here btw ;v
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I know I'll like it. The reason I commissioned the artist IS for their style, so of course I'll like it.

But I still have to brace myself like "hooh... here we go..."

Am I alone in feeling nervous about seeing a finished commission?

Like, you commission an artist and they send you a message saying "all done, what ya think" and you're like... gathering courage to look at it?