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Embden J. Goose

@grumpygoose.bsky.social

Hot-tempered, hopelessly optimistic and absent-minded, all stuffed into a fluffy package and adorned with a tiny hat. Hope ya like drawings and random babblin', cause BOY, is that gonna happen! Oh, and photos of stuff, occasionally.

32 Followers  |  41 Following  |  138 Posts  |  Joined: 22.12.2023  |  1.836

Latest posts by grumpygoose.bsky.social on Bluesky

Remember, platonic love is still love! If ya don't have a partner, show your friends some love this Valentine's!

14.02.2026 00:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I had something I wanted to say, but forgot what it was...
Oh well...

05.02.2026 01:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Also, I love when I have muscle twitches that last for days. Totally not annoying at all.

21.01.2026 21:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If I lived in whatever timezone fit my sleep schedule, I'd have traveled the world a hundred times over.

Good morning Hawaii, with love from Sweden!

20.01.2026 17:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Having a sibling can be a good thing.

You can tell a friend about past traumas, but even if they understand, none can understand as well as someone who literally went through the same thing.

10.01.2026 22:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was once hanging out in VRChat, just talking and whatnot. Suddenly, a girl who was there burst out laughing, saying "That is NOT your real voice! You sound like a cartoon character!"

She was laughing for like two minutes straight, but honestly, one of the best compliments I've ever gotten.

02.01.2026 17:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well, technically not in World, but I've always liked Skullcat No.1.
Hoping for some more Goudara lore, though!

30.12.2025 17:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

THE GOAT HAS FALLEN TO JOHANNES OF THE WINDS!!! ๐ŸŒฒ๐Ÿ๐ŸŒฒ

27.12.2025 20:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Come with me~๐ŸŽถ
And you'll be~๐ŸŽต
In a ๐“ถ๐“ช๐“ณ๐“ธ๐“ป ๐“ฝ๐“ป๐“ช๐“ฏ๐“ฏ๐“ฒ๐“ฌ ๐“ฟ๐“ฒ๐“ธ๐“ต๐“ช๐“ฝ๐“ฒ๐“ธ๐“ท~โœจ๏ธ

I don't know~๐ŸŽต
How to drive~๐ŸŽถ
I don't have ๐“ต๐“ฎ๐“ฐ๐“ฒ๐“ฝ๐“ฒ๐“ถ๐“ช๐“ฝ๐“ฒ๐“ธ๐“ท~โœจ๏ธ

26.12.2025 22:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not every day you find a cheese with the same name as your friend's mother...

23.12.2025 10:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Walking around the map and accidentally running into a party happening.
OR getting minor PTSD from seeing a Hamball careening towards you.

23.12.2025 10:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tilt your head to the right and the bottom looks like a yawning snake.

20.12.2025 06:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cold weather, five hours of sunlight and then also the end of the god forsaken, circadian rhythm-wrecker daylight savings...
And people wonder why Swedes seem so grumpy and depressed.

At least we have Julmust.

11.12.2025 00:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hope your servers can handle the load; There's gonna be a lot of super animals coming through the gates!

09.12.2025 09:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For reference, I planted only 4 potatoes.
These lumps sure love growin'!

01.12.2025 06:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Bit of a late harvest, but holy hecc!
Heckalot of potatoes, this year!

01.12.2025 06:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Or bleeding from all the broken glass she casually dove through.

01.12.2025 05:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Been so busy lately, I forgot to show this off! A babbling 'stache-lizard!
Once again a big thanks to @0kame-san.bsky.social !

25.11.2025 21:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 67    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Make a little birdhouse in your soul~๐ŸŽถ

24.11.2025 00:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Li'l baby man!

22.11.2025 21:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My teacher in... 3rd grade I think, gave each one of us students a rock.

She told us something like "hold it in your hand and warm it up on a cold day to remind you of the warmth of summer".

I recently found that rock again and as silly as it sounded at the time, holding it is very relaxing.

26.10.2025 21:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The backrooms as a concept was great, until people started adding all the horror stuff to it.

Went from a mysterious and somewhat uncanny place to yet another cheap SCP/Slenderman copy.

09.10.2025 11:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Didn't expect a referece to "The Wall" in this! Thankfully a bit less gruesome than the original scene!

27.09.2025 13:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Don't you have blacklist features and such?
The hell is the point of this?

20.09.2025 11:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 38    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

SCREW YOU, BUS DRIVER!

IF I DIDN'T HAVE A BIKE, I WOULD'VE BEEN LATE TO MY DENTIST'S APPOINTMENT BECAUSE OF YOU!!!

18.09.2025 17:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If the bus driver drives away from you, even though you're only a couple feet away...

Take your bike and arrive at your destination before them to assert dominance!

18.09.2025 17:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Chiitan loves all transgender people.
I've received a lot of criticism for expressing my support, but what's more important is that all transgender people live happy lives.
Blue Sky cannot display long posts, so please read this post if you'd like.
love you all ๐Ÿค
โ†“
www.instagram.com/reel/C9qppva...

17.09.2025 09:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 46146    ๐Ÿ” 14211    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 675    ๐Ÿ“Œ 518

The first game you play as a pokemon for several years...
But you're a Ditto, taking the shape of a human.

They really can't let us be happy, huh...?

15.09.2025 08:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

HONK!

09.08.2025 18:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And I somehow managed to never become one in the count!

06.08.2025 10:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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