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Everyday (un)life in the World of Darkness. Humor account hammering one joke into the ground since 2014. Will sometimes also create viable plot hooks as well. She/Her.

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A copy of the March 22, 1949 issue of "The Carleton," the weekly newspaper of Ottawa's Carleton College. The headline is "Local Paper Sensationalizes Fact."

A copy of the March 22, 1949 issue of "The Carleton," the weekly newspaper of Ottawa's Carleton College. The headline is "Local Paper Sensationalizes Fact."

Doing some asset archaology for the VTM Bloodlines RTX Remaster, and geuinely cannot believe that I found this.

01.03.2026 19:06 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Not as often as I subwoofer them

01.03.2026 23:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Do YOU have a dragon on your flag? No? That's why I appreciate St. David's Day.

01.03.2026 01:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I am also a monster in a pocket.

28.02.2026 04:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Twin Peaks logo font over the road into town saying 

April 1805
Napoleon is now master of Europe.
Only the British fleet stands before him:
Oceans are now battlefields

Twin Peaks logo font over the road into town saying April 1805 Napoleon is now master of Europe. Only the British fleet stands before him: Oceans are now battlefields

28.02.2026 02:03 β€” πŸ‘ 660    πŸ” 152    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 4

Reminder: we do not have a Long Dark Night Shift.

It was phased out during the recent staff reshuffle.

28.02.2026 01:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The five forms Garou can take in Werewolf: The Apocalypse

Homid (human), Glabro (near human), Crinos (wolf-man), Hispo (near wolf) and Lupus (wolf)

Art by Ron Spencer

The five forms Garou can take in Werewolf: The Apocalypse Homid (human), Glabro (near human), Crinos (wolf-man), Hispo (near wolf) and Lupus (wolf) Art by Ron Spencer

"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adultsβ€”Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebeβ€”living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.

28.02.2026 00:44 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It is two weeks after Friday the 13th.

It is two weeks before Friday the 13th.

This is fine.

27.02.2026 22:04 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Moments before he was ripped to shreds, Edgar vaguely recalled having seen that same obnoxious tie earlier in the day.

Moments before he was ripped to shreds, Edgar vaguely recalled having seen that same obnoxious tie earlier in the day.

Moments before he was ripped to shreds, Edgar vaguely recalled having seen that same obnoxious tie earlier in the day.

27.02.2026 17:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2403    πŸ” 641    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 20

(complimentary)

27.02.2026 01:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The God-Machine Chronicle cover

A supplement for the "new" World Of Darkness that became the basis for Chronicles Of Darkness second edition

It's about opposing a mechanical god messing with reality backwards and forwards in time.

The God-Machine Chronicle cover A supplement for the "new" World Of Darkness that became the basis for Chronicles Of Darkness second edition It's about opposing a mechanical god messing with reality backwards and forwards in time.

Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die

27.02.2026 01:04 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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elmo from sesame street is looking at the camera and smiling . Alt: Elmo from Sesame Street fainting

Post old memes to confuse young people

"Tis nothing. A scratch."

26.02.2026 01:25 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Getting out after an ER double shift relieved there were only shooting and stabbings, no clawings

25.02.2026 00:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

In my experience the question of scarcity in TTRPGs yields more interesting output than bookkeeping or raw resource management. A quiver that depletes one die step on a 1-2 after an encounter is more tense than ticking down 20 individual arrows. Survival items like rations &c. give the same tension.

24.02.2026 15:30 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
The Cab Driver from Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines.

The Cab Driver from Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines.

Diane, 11:30 AM, February 24th.
Entering the town of Twin Peaks.

24.02.2026 19:42 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Stoker: everyone knows that dracula's little helper is renfield!
Besson: not this time!
Besson: he's got a bunch of cute little animated gargoyle helpers, like out of Disney's hunchback
Stoker:
Stoker:
Stoker:

24.02.2026 16:17 β€” πŸ‘ 130    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1
A digital poster inside the window of a dentistry practice, showing the staff merrily posing for a photo above the incredibly normal caption "JUST NORMAL PEOPLE WHO LOVE TEETH"

A digital poster inside the window of a dentistry practice, showing the staff merrily posing for a photo above the incredibly normal caption "JUST NORMAL PEOPLE WHO LOVE TEETH"

Hands up if you are normal and love teeth

24.02.2026 12:29 β€” πŸ‘ 807    πŸ” 191    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 39
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my local park is full of hundreds of snow sculptures and someone has been adding museum labels

24.02.2026 19:42 β€” πŸ‘ 8137    πŸ” 2124    πŸ’¬ 97    πŸ“Œ 265

Something something werewolf tribe something monster snowmen something Elsa is a Tiefling something

25.02.2026 00:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

(When I'm warm indoors.)

25.02.2026 00:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

#WorldOfDarkness Snow Day

I don't really have an idea here, it just sounds nice.

25.02.2026 00:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

#WorldOfDarkness Hospital arranging blood drive in several public spaces across the city, hiring outside security after last time

24.02.2026 00:21 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Vampire

23.02.2026 14:21 β€” πŸ‘ 84    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Prometheus says β€œhot take” and Greek gods respond β€œno give that back.”

Prometheus says β€œhot take” and Greek gods respond β€œno give that back.”

22.02.2026 07:47 β€” πŸ‘ 5219    πŸ” 1821    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 10
The Unnamable Unimaginable Thing In My Basement
YouTube video by agnostik1 The Unnamable Unimaginable Thing In My Basement

The Unnamable Unimaginable Thing In My Basement

23.02.2026 04:01 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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count von count from sesame street is holding his finger to his lips . Alt: Count von Count from Sesame Street holding his finger to his lips.

Share a TV show that raised you.

23.02.2026 04:37 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man sits on a couch in a dark room with imgflip.com at the bottom of the image Alt: Jesse (Lance Henriksen) shrugging in Near Dark

Is it mean of Near Dark fans to laugh about The Lost Boys musical?

22.02.2026 00:07 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Am I considering a Vampire game with a soundtrack based on the Olympic figure skating?

Maybe.

21.02.2026 02:39 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Remember my rant about font makers doing capital V in a very un-vampiric way, making them look like U?

Today was the day when I found 5-6 fonts that made V look exactly like D.

"Dentrue: quick help for your fang pain."

20.02.2026 16:34 β€” πŸ‘ 43    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

A Placebo cover band also called Placebo

20.02.2026 09:05 β€” πŸ‘ 423    πŸ” 118    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 0