WoD Happens

WoD Happens

@wodhappens.bsky.social

Everyday (un)life in the World of Darkness. Humor account hammering one joke into the ground since 2014. Will sometimes also create viable plot hooks as well. She/Her.

175 Followers 25 Following 651 Posts Joined Mar 2024
22 hours ago
Sìne's hand sporting nails with a cat's eye polish, made to look somewhat like marble

Me: Dark green please, and could you make it look like marble?
My nail tech: Oo, green for St. Patrick's!
Me: ... Yes.
My brain: Vampire: The Masquerade 20th Anniversary Edition was announced 15 years ago on March 17th

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3 weeks ago
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my wife: we have to wear what we died in for eternity!?

st. peter: that's right

me: [from the back end of our horse costume] what'd he say
March 20, 2024 at 3:02 PM
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20 hours ago

It's Friday the 13th! For the second month in a row.

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2 days ago
illustration inspired by Mary Shelley's novel "Frankenstein" showing the creature standing beside a tree on a hilltop.

"It was the wretch, the filthy daemon, to whom I had given life."

Mary Shelley's "Frankenstein" was published on this day in 1818 🫀

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2 days ago
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a black and white photo of a man with a tcm logo on the bottom Alt: The Invisible Man (1933) after taking off his face covering so it looks like he has no head

Pulling off the killer's Ghostface mask to reveal -

Well, that's awkward

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2 days ago
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It's International GM's Day! Today we celebrate game masters, who are known as GMs for short. Spunkrat, a user on EN World's message board who later changed their username to Heathen72, made a post on December 4, 2002, proposing ...

Apparently! (And the sale at DriveThruRPG is still on.)

www.checkiday.com/45fdd4a65d03...

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3 days ago
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a close up of a man 's face with the words mission impossible written on the bottom Alt: Tom Cruise as Ethan Hunt taking off a mask in one of the Mission: Impossible films

Pulling off the killer's Ghostface mask to reveal -

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4 days ago

Fire departments replacing private fire engines is a rare example of vampires giving up control of something by mutual agreement.

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6 days ago

Reading the 1818 text Frankenstien, and the thing it understands most keenly about the creative process is spending months toiling on a cherished project and when it finally comes to fruition, immediately never wanting to set eyes on it again.

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1 week ago

A very merry GM's Day, or something!

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1 week ago

BILLY CORGAN: the CIA made me release three concept albums in a row

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1 week ago
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The Tell-Tale Heart (1953) | Animated Edgar Allan Poe Classic YouTube video by Babel Classics

Enjoy this beautiful version of THE TELL-TALE HEART here:

youtu.be/WAXB2H3SsFg?si=JSPMtRcxjoBdF-Ux

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1 week ago
A collage of images from #Nosferatu of 1922 - on the left a dramatic poster portraying Count Orlok, on the top right the iconic scene of his shadow ascending a staircase, and in the lower right Orlok is fatally exposed to the sun.

On this day in 1922, German director #FWMurnau released the iconic expressionist silent movie #Nosferatu – Eine Symphonie des Grauens (A Symphony of Horror).

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1 week ago
A copy of the March 22, 1949 issue of "The Carleton," the weekly newspaper of Ottawa's Carleton College. The headline is "Local Paper Sensationalizes Fact."

Doing some asset archaology for the VTM Bloodlines RTX Remaster, and geuinely cannot believe that I found this.

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1 week ago

Not as often as I subwoofer them

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1 week ago

Do YOU have a dragon on your flag? No? That's why I appreciate St. David's Day.

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1 week ago

I am also a monster in a pocket.

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1 week ago
Twin Peaks logo font over the road into town saying 

April 1805
Napoleon is now master of Europe.
Only the British fleet stands before him:
Oceans are now battlefields
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1 week ago

Reminder: we do not have a Long Dark Night Shift.

It was phased out during the recent staff reshuffle.

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1 week ago
The five forms Garou can take in Werewolf: The Apocalypse

Homid (human), Glabro (near human), Crinos (wolf-man), Hispo (near wolf) and Lupus (wolf)

Art by Ron Spencer

"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.

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1 week ago

It is two weeks after Friday the 13th.

It is two weeks before Friday the 13th.

This is fine.

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2 weeks ago
Moments before he was ripped to shreds, Edgar vaguely recalled having seen that same obnoxious tie earlier in the day.

Moments before he was ripped to shreds, Edgar vaguely recalled having seen that same obnoxious tie earlier in the day.

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2 weeks ago

(complimentary)

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2 weeks ago
The God-Machine Chronicle cover

A supplement for the "new" World Of Darkness that became the basis for Chronicles Of Darkness second edition

It's about opposing a mechanical god messing with reality backwards and forwards in time.

Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die

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2 weeks ago
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elmo from sesame street is looking at the camera and smiling . Alt: Elmo from Sesame Street fainting

Post old memes to confuse young people

"Tis nothing. A scratch."

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2 weeks ago

Getting out after an ER double shift relieved there were only shooting and stabbings, no clawings

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2 weeks ago

In my experience the question of scarcity in TTRPGs yields more interesting output than bookkeeping or raw resource management. A quiver that depletes one die step on a 1-2 after an encounter is more tense than ticking down 20 individual arrows. Survival items like rations &c. give the same tension.

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2 weeks ago
The Cab Driver from Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines.

Diane, 11:30 AM, February 24th.
Entering the town of Twin Peaks.

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2 weeks ago

Stoker: everyone knows that dracula's little helper is renfield!
Besson: not this time!
Besson: he's got a bunch of cute little animated gargoyle helpers, like out of Disney's hunchback
Stoker:
Stoker:
Stoker:

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2 weeks ago
A digital poster inside the window of a dentistry practice, showing the staff merrily posing for a photo above the incredibly normal caption "JUST NORMAL PEOPLE WHO LOVE TEETH"

Hands up if you are normal and love teeth

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