Taylor Shanon

learning you need subtitles to watch anything halfway through life is crazy bc you’ll be rewatching your favorite shows and movies and realize you had no idea what was actually going on

The bad news is Bluesky's daily unique liker count is down over a three-month period. The good news is you can just use whatever websites you want to without caring about that kind of stuff for any reason

artists: it’s 2025, we are only accepting non-refundable deposits in full. someone else’s failure to plan and/or budget should not be causing you any sort of financial stress.

things that frequently cross my mind

it was me and 2 coworkers and we were handing it off the second anyone’s fingers got tired. there’s some technique to it for sure

as fast as possible, we didn’t calculate click timing but wouldn’t be hard w the stats

fun fact, the 10,000 counter version of these can be maxed out in exactly 47 min 54 sec with constant clicking

they should invent a way of doing your taxes that doesn’t make you cry

Dreamt I found a pry bar. Woke up, no fuckin pry bar. As usual.

the “that’s the stupidest shit i’ve ever heard” to “hey now everyone’s feelings are valid” to “that’s the stupidest shit i’ve ever heard” pipeline 😮‍💨

i think about this daily

sorry i had to unfollow you it was due to every single post and reply you ever made

I want the tiny home people to get over their cultural biases and just get a trailer

the “text me when you get home” crowd clearly doesn’t know many lesbians bc that’s who invented location sharing

a series of threaded replies: - my post: who up waning they gibbous - Papa Nurgle's favorite daughter's post: It's a waxing cresent tonight, JERRY - my post: who up waxing they crescent

i'm on bluesky for the scientific community

i desperately need this stupid fucking stinkpieces to stop getting published

yeah last i checking criticizing the industry doesn’t mean you’re trying to ban it, but literally every time someone points out that it can be damaging people lose their mind calling them a puritan

same

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there's no way i'm the product of the height of evolution, if a big red button appeared in my apartment that said 'press this button to break both of your legs instantly' i'm not sure how long i would have my legs for. it'd endlessly taunt me and i would stare at it

made this video a few years ago but haven't posted it here yet

real. ima be there but ima be horizontal on your floor the second i walk into the house

cmon bro do not hasten to bid me adieu

i have 27 pockets total on my person right now and i feel a very specific type of powerful

my crew at Empower Field got named best security in the country by the NFL ✌️🤠✨

I'm becoming increasingly radical on "we need to crush decorum and grind it into a fine paste". Tell people they're fucking stupid and their ideas are bad. Don't just sit there and squirm, if you know someone is wrong and can say how and why, fucking say so.

LETS FUCKIN GO GIRLS