Tess, The Not-So-Terrible

Tess, The Not-So-Terrible

@tessbennett.bsky.social

I'm bi-petsual (owned by a dog and a cat), silly sometimes, tired, and looking for the good in a screwed up mid-phase of life.

233 Followers 59 Following 330 Posts Joined Nov 2024
3 days ago

I hope we don't sleep on Open AI. Altman got the contract. What did he promise that Anthropic wouldn't?

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3 days ago

When the school is hit twice within minutes, that's a targeted double-tap.

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1 week ago

Trump requires human sacrifice. MAGA!

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1 week ago

She was fired within hours of implicating Trump in her propo slush fund. Sen. Kennedy knew what he was asking when he pressed her on those ad buys.

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1 week ago

Maybe not Trump, but Miller? Nobody likes that vampire. I'd be surprised if he isn't first for the metaphorical woodchipper.

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1 week ago

If Epstein really had Mossad ties, Bibi has all the leverage he needs to make Trump his little lapdog. It's so obvious that Republicans are scrambling.

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1 week ago

So, war crimes. Got it.

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1 week ago

I still hold the belief Noem wrote that in her book to tell Teump she knows where the bodies are buried and she wants a promotion. It worked.

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1 week ago

My 17 year old cat Hemi snores when he sleeps and I couldn't imagine another day without him. His teeth are shot. Federal tax refund to the rescue. It's all going to the vet.

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1 week ago

Yeah, not quite. It broke racist brains that a black man could excel. Putin hated Obama and saw an eager mark in Trump.

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1 week ago

Wait, KENNEDY is pressing Noem?! I think we know who's scalp has been decided on. Bondi knows too much for her to take the fall.

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1 week ago

"BuT BiDeN fUmBLeD the AfGhAnIStAn WiThDrAwAl!!!!!"

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1 week ago

Is anyone surprised that, "No!" doesn't mean shit to Trump?

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2 weeks ago

That may be what Trump wants but Republicans want their elections. Trump may be desperate but he's not for this world much longer judging from his visible decay.

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2 weeks ago

He's gonna be high as a kite to get through 2 hours.

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3 weeks ago

I am curious how that works. Obviously, the DOJ isn't releasing unredacted info but surely there's enough made public already for other investigations to start. The DOJ can't be the only agency with victim statements.

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3 weeks ago

Well, you might not be able to drive your truck if you drink your beer. 😁

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1 month ago

The only innocent people who's lives have been ruined are the trafficking victims. This ghoul's downfall is gonna be delicious.

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1 month ago

Judge Box 'o Wine is gonna be throwing the merlot.

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1 month ago

50 million disappeared from one of E-man's accounts right after his "death".

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1 month ago

Wow, no "Get that kid out of here!" like Trump's been known to do.

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1 month ago

It's Rocky Horror Picture Show now? North Korea would be embarrassed with this level of bootlicking.

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1 month ago

The hat is wearing him. LMAO!

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1 month ago

Dude also had a pretty thick accent. Kinda ironic.

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1 month ago

As a progressive, I'm inclined to believe the last thing Dems need right now is an extended, purely performative shut down and eventual cave for nothing in return like last time.

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2 months ago

How will the public respond to another gov't shutdown after seeing how fast Schumer caved after election wins the last time?

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2 months ago

This is what creeps me out right now. I don't need or want the morbid details. There are people who demand such content with zeal.

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2 months ago

I'm kinda surprised Trump still wants it, now that the prize is second-hand.

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2 months ago

He's going to bumble and bluster us into WW3.

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2 months ago

Clots and Bayer's.

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