Chris

EEEEEE DDDDDDDD

Good for him.

100% attack 0% damage baby goat... 👀😅🤣 #bluesky

Thanks to a bout of anxiety and mild middle-aged aches and pains, it's 4:20 somewhere

Yet another day where our president, DOJ, FBI, House of Representatives, and The Senate, are all openly protecting pedophiles.

There's living in Michigan, and there's living in Detroit. Popularity has skyrocketed, but it's always been a thing.

You goddamn right.

Yet another day where our president, DOJ, FBI, House of Representatives, and The Senate, are all openly protecting pedophiles.

I want a collection of trophy hunter dicks, but it'd be too easy to lose.

Holding my wife's purse outside of the women's dressing rooms at Macy's asking myself if I really wanted a blowjob this bad.

The next time I see you, I'm getting a signed pic 😆

Re-strung my strat and immediately broke an E string. Goodnight.

Nice day for a walk in the park.

“We’re terrible animals. I think that the Earth’s immune system is trying to get rid of us, as well it should.”

— Kurt Vonnegut

We can settle this in the street.

I'll say it. I'll say that shit right to your face! I ain't scared of you.

Good to know. I only get a migraine once every 3-5 years. I consider myself lucky in that regard

Hulk Hogan died?

Everything that's ugly in this world was created by man.

Can't believe that I'm saying this, but, I miss Bush.

How quickly we forget Dubya Bush.

Spicier than the last set? You're out of control!

Turns out, the highlight of my wife's weekend wasn't me following her around with an acoustic guitar singing Dua Lipa's "Houdini" but changing the word Houdini to jabroni.

Laughed a bit too hard.