He seems to find me appealing x
Always a lovely welcome to Scotland when you realise the men are just stupidly hot
Euro Country just came on the radio in the taxi I’m in and the driver changed the channel within 5 seconds. 1 star rating incoming
I somehow just got ID’d for a fucking LOTTERY TICKET
Fab 👍🏼
You in Belfast next week
Cultural appropriation if I’ve ever seen it
It was you wasn’t it
Surely when Apple AI is calling your message a ‘weird request about worshipping shoes and socks’ you need to take a long hard look at yourself
Bottom
The best part of Valentine’s Day is replying ‘dads’ to all the hot couples I wanna be in the middle of
I’m not depressed really I just needed two glasses of wine and this blaring through my headphones
What’s the worst train station in the world and why is it Euston
There’s something inherently evil about oval shaped pizzas
Yeah where are those little losers 🐷
Need one of those cash pigs who buys me new underwear
Have to get the use out of a hotel mirror
Funnily enough Manchester I’m still in you because my flight home today got cancelled womp womp
Probably cause you’re the village bike and worn through at this point
Manchester I’m in you!
Traveling for work on a Monday morning is such a scam because why am I packing on a Sunday evening
It’s actually pretty unfair that Friday comes around so slow yet Sunday comes around so quick
Smash
I got vaccines this morning and they’ve genuinely FLOORED me I’ve been in bed since 5pm
Can I request added to said list please
Don’t make me subpoena you
Appreciate I’m heading back a while here but maybe let’s not air me on Bluesky please?!? 🤬
Is it out of pocket to include the statement ‘I honestly ate and left no crumbs this year’ in my annual performance review
I just bought my first electric toothbrush should I expect it to change my life or
Twitter is depressing me because it’s all just bots maybe it’s time to make a return to Bluesky
