Euro Country just came on the radio in the taxi I’m in and the driver changed the channel within 5 seconds. 1 star rating incoming
27.02.2026 17:19 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Euro Country just came on the radio in the taxi I’m in and the driver changed the channel within 5 seconds. 1 star rating incoming
27.02.2026 17:19 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I somehow just got ID’d for a fucking LOTTERY TICKET
25.02.2026 13:53 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Fab 👍🏼
21.02.2026 21:48 — 👍 24 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
You in Belfast next week
21.02.2026 12:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Cultural appropriation if I’ve ever seen it
21.02.2026 12:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0It was you wasn’t it
18.02.2026 21:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Surely when Apple AI is calling your message a ‘weird request about worshipping shoes and socks’ you need to take a long hard look at yourself
18.02.2026 20:54 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Bottom
14.02.2026 15:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The best part of Valentine’s Day is replying ‘dads’ to all the hot couples I wanna be in the middle of
14.02.2026 15:03 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I’m not depressed really I just needed two glasses of wine and this blaring through my headphones
05.02.2026 17:32 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What’s the worst train station in the world and why is it Euston
04.02.2026 19:51 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0There’s something inherently evil about oval shaped pizzas
03.02.2026 19:07 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yeah where are those little losers 🐷
29.01.2026 18:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Need one of those cash pigs who buys me new underwear
29.01.2026 17:27 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Have to get the use out of a hotel mirror
28.01.2026 10:33 — 👍 49 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Funnily enough Manchester I’m still in you because my flight home today got cancelled womp womp
27.01.2026 20:01 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Probably cause you’re the village bike and worn through at this point
26.01.2026 16:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Manchester I’m in you!
26.01.2026 16:50 — 👍 56 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Traveling for work on a Monday morning is such a scam because why am I packing on a Sunday evening
25.01.2026 21:09 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0It’s actually pretty unfair that Friday comes around so slow yet Sunday comes around so quick
25.01.2026 17:55 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Smash
25.01.2026 17:55 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I got vaccines this morning and they’ve genuinely FLOORED me I’ve been in bed since 5pm
22.01.2026 22:45 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Can I request added to said list please
21.01.2026 19:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Don’t make me subpoena you
20.01.2026 12:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Appreciate I’m heading back a while here but maybe let’s not air me on Bluesky please?!? 🤬
20.01.2026 12:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Is it out of pocket to include the statement ‘I honestly ate and left no crumbs this year’ in my annual performance review
20.01.2026 11:21 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I just bought my first electric toothbrush should I expect it to change my life or
19.01.2026 18:07 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Twitter is depressing me because it’s all just bots maybe it’s time to make a return to Bluesky
19.01.2026 14:46 — 👍 51 🔁 5 💬 5 📌 1Woopsie 🙆🏻♂️🤷♂️
20.12.2024 00:20 — 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
post a thirst trap that mad your notifications blow up on the (other) app
Idk why you all went mad for this one