Cogito, ergo cum

Cogito, ergo cum

@buckshot.bsky.social

Chef, comic, muppet. ACAB. Feisty sock full of nails. I’m hot and angry and will help you if I can. Currently processing grief and might get weird about it. I’m the cat curiosity hasn’t killed. Yet. Still have a lot of stuff to knock off the counter.

549 Followers 474 Following 1,626 Posts Joined Jun 2023
16 minutes ago
A single frond of moss on a tiny twig.

This is the frond. I love it. I think I’ll name it Athena.

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1 hour ago

I may be losing horribly to my coworker at chess, but there’s a single frond of moss on a stick that’s survived for almost a year in my terrarium, so I’ve got that going for me, which is nice.

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11 hours ago

At the beginning of the pandemic some disabled people felt hope.

We saw inclusion and accessibility improve overnight.

We saw accommodations put in place that we had spent years begging for.

We saw the world adapt.

That hope was ripped away during the rush back to normal.

It still hurts.

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11 months ago

Why are all these billionaire Nazi sex pests so perpetually moist? Why are they all wet, slicked with fluids, greasy, oleaginous, why do they all have the exact sheen of mucus.

What's with the obsession of these freaks for the wetboy aesthetic, the abhorrent slugman aesthetic.

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18 hours ago
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👀

(H/T @SafeH2o4Schools)

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23 hours ago
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“But, as you see, it's a beautiful day, the Strait of Hormuz is open and people are having a wonderful time.”

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15 hours ago
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Opinion | Why I’m Suing Grammarly

This is a good article and I'm proud of @juliaangwin.com (whom I have known since college) for suing.

(Gift link)

www.nytimes.com/2026/03/13/o...

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18 hours ago

I’m watching th Simpsons S6 and holy shit they really did predict the future

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1 day ago

Oh cool, we’re at the “selling organs for money” level of capitalism

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1 day ago
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Dark money group offers influencers $1,500 for posts attacking Chicago Democratic primary candidate Progressive House candidate Kat Abughazaleh told MS NOW the secretive campaign is “filled with false and defamatory claims.”

HOLY SHIT.

A dark money group, hidden behind a bunch of shell companies, is paying influencers thousands of dollars PER POST to attack @katmabu.bsky.social on social media a month before her election.

Thank you to the people who declined the money and went forward with this. So who's behind this?

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2 days ago
KNOW YOUR RIGHTS
WHEN INTERACTING WITH IMMIGRATION OFFICERS (ICE)
• If you believe you are witnessing ICE activity, please call ICIRR's 24-Hour Family Support Hotline at 1-855-HELP-MY-FAMILY (1-855-435-7693).
• If you find yourself interacting with an ICE officer in any location including your workplace, or out in the community, remember:
• You have the right to remain silent when questioned or arrested by immigration officers
• You should remain calm and keep your hands where the officer can see them.
• You can state that you wish to speak with an attorney.
• You are not required to
• Discuss your immigration or citizenship status with the police, immigration agents, or other officials
• Sign anything you do not understand.
• If an officer knocks on your door at home:
• You have the right to not open the door.
• ICE officers must have a warrant signed by a judge to enter your home. ICE
"warrants" are not signed by judges; they are ICE forms signed by ICE officers and they do not grant authority to enter your home without your consent
• If you are outdoors and think you see immigration officers nearby:
• You can move to a safe indoor space
• If you are a U.S. citizen and feel safe to do so, you can record the activity with your phone or write down any relevant information about what you witness— ALWAYS being careful to not interfere or otherwise obstruct the operation
• DO NOT:
• Post unverified information on social media
• Interfere with the investigation or otherwise put yourself in harm's way

NEED SUPPORT? CALL ICIRR'S FAMILY SUPPORT NETWORK HOTLINE: 1-855-435-7693

There are reports of ICE activity on the north side of Chicago happening now.

Please share so people in the area can be aware and take precautions.

If you’re in the area please come by our office at 7016 N Clark St for ICE whistles.

We protect each other. Chinga la migra.

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2 days ago
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ICE uses children as bait.

They did it with little Liam Ramos, the boy in the blue bunny hat.

He ended up being detained in a camp until public pressure got him released.

This 14 year old girl was taken & transported across state lines.

It’s kidnapping.

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1 day ago

Dolphin on dolphin violence

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2 days ago
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We’ve never, ever had this before. A President completely untethered to truth. I mean completely untethered to truth. That’s such a bad thing. But you know what’s even worse? Way, way too many people don’t care. And way too much of the media no longer cares.👇

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2 days ago

Fucking Moron of Arabia.

JFC this is why we need the Humanities.

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2 days ago

Saved By The Nacelle

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2 days ago

Call your local soccer bar and tell them you’ll spend $100 and bring 30 friends if they don’t show the World Cup

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When Iranian news is more honest than American news, if a bit repetitive.

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2 days ago

They can join the club. Fuckin Reptilians.

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2 days ago
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Officer having anxiety attack took ambulance sent for man dying from police shooting, report says A man who was shot by Connecticut police last year and later died had to wait 10 extra minutes for another ambulance to arrive at the scene, after another officer having an anxiety attack took the first one.

A man who was shot by Connecticut police last year and later died had to wait 10 extra minutes for another ambulance to arrive at the scene, after another officer having an anxiety attack took the first one.

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2 days ago
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a man in a suit and tie has his mouth open ALT: a man in a suit and tie has his mouth open

Blind Melon’s No Rain was the Grunge answer to I Wish It Would Rain I will not be taking questions.

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2 days ago

We’re so close to him never allowing himself to be photographed, or be in rooms with mirrors, or entering a room without being invited….

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2 days ago
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How about his grinder pic?

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2 days ago

The cool thing about having educated exvangelical friends is that you can still use scripture as metaphor without making it seem like you’re proselytizing.

Recently, a friend said, “a hug from Judas is still warm.” It was perfectly apt for the situation but I wonder how many others would get it.

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2 days ago

Thinking Iran is a threat to California only makes sense if you think the world is flat.

And even then….

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2 days ago
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DISTRACTIONS DON’T WORK.

COVERUPS WON’T WORK.

NOT EVEN WAR.

RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES.

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2 days ago

If I’m listening to an album, it’s because it’s a perfect album (as in, a piece in it’s entirety) and skipping a song is like just looking at the bottom third of the Mona Lisa.

Like, listening to Golden Slumbers alone is just wrong.

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After years of searching, I finally found the perfect Italian grinder.

I had to make it myself.

Photo ID: toasted bread, Dijon, mayo, relish, tomato, pickled red onion, lettuce, pepperoni, pepperoncini, provolone, turkey, black olives, 2 types of salami, Newman’s own, and chicken liver mousse.

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2 days ago

The neighbors downstairs who have been smoking for over 4 years and filling my apartment with smoke look to be moving out.

Will this make the crazy neighbors across the hall stop accusing me? Time will tell.

At least one stressor might be gone.

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3 days ago

First thing I do when I get a book in my hands is smell it.

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