Daddy Danger Wolf

Come get it.

You should’ve said goodbye.😘

It’s 9 pm and I’ve had more beer than food. Which good boy is ordering me pizza?

…now I’m just imagining handlebar pubes.

Namoustaché

Truth.

Got a little treat to face the horrors with from the donut truck outside my office.

The guy, without even asking, said “Old Fashioned?”

Me: “What told you that?”

Him: points at his own handlebar mustache, then as mine. “You give a vibe.”

Sometimes being a cliche is a shortcut to being seen.

Soon, kiddo. So soon.

I do miss being in it.

Was a lovely surprise seeing you, too! I’m glad I accidentally got on a train that went express ;)

Like, my city is being attacked by the government and the Supreme Court is going to rule that conversion therapy is actually just fine and nobody can “prove” that it’s harmful, so why am I not just saying fuck it all and taking loads before I ruthlessly plow some pig?

The joy of existential stress: yesterday the world made me want to pinch everyone in the throat. Today the solution feels like spending all day slinging and taking D.

Can someone tell me why I’m torturing myself listening to what are supposed to be brilliant legal minds pretending that conversion therapy is “just talkin’?”

Nothing, currently! I got rid of this surfsuit almost a decade ago. And miss it so much.

(Photo by @reddywhp.bsky.social )

Huh. Weird. I don’t remember putting that up for debate.

Good mutt.

TFW you can buy rubber for the first time in a decade, but the change that made that now possible also means your new gear budget is at exactly zero dollars. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Pretty sure that was an ideal day for me, too. 😘

I am enjoying the content and also would deeply enjoy that dick.

Sounds like a plan, champ.

These old things? Not sure why you’d fixate on them - they’re old enough to drive, and they’ve seen a lot. Should probably just retire them at this point..

You tell me, kiddo. How about you introduce your old man to something new?

Hey, Sport. Dad’s got a major case of the Mondays and doesn’t want to get dressed for work. How about we both play hooky and binge watch anime between sessions?

Oh, I know of it. And I will gladly rabbit hole after I finish the series in 40 minutes.

Watching Wayward and remembering that we did a “hot seat” exercise in my freshman acting class in HS that was supposed to be a character exercise but got exactly as weird and awful and nasty as it does in the show.

Hi. Hello. Would like to explore thank you.

Fuuuuuuck, friend

Morning, kiddos. I saved you a cup.

I bet they also bounce as I **** *** *********.

On. My. Way.