Daddy Danger Wolf

“This is unfair, I’m going to talk to Dad” is…not the way to ever get me to do what you want in a professional setting.

There is a huge swathe of the leather community that will not set foot into Touche as long as the man who hired and participated in a blackface performance works there. There are also a lot of folks who want to preserve any place they can get their dick sucked. The “leather community” isn’t singular

Fuuuuuuuuck babe.

The fact that I’m getting GLP-1 ads on The Beauty is just fucking dystopic.

Let’s see if you can, puppy. Or if you stay in your proper place.

True…just bumping into people when the bar is still empty is…a mood I’m not in the mood for tonight.

To the 🚬s messy drunk at Atmosphere at…*checks watch*…9:30 pm - maybe leave going out to the professionals?

Perfect. I’ll be by shortly.

But like what kind of cake and can i stop by for a slice?

I wish so much that this was also part of my lived experience.

🤤🤤🤤

Wonder *Man* - marvel show on Disney+ about a struggling actor with superpowers.

No one told me how deeply triggering the first episode of Wonder Man would be to me as a director who was married to an actor. 🤣🤣🤣

I keep seeing friends doing fantastic suspension bondage and the fact that I’ve been a bondage switch for almost two decades now and have never flown feels…very wrong. 2026 goal.

This is amazing.

Oh look what I’ve got for ya.

#fcf

My players made me make up the Waterdeep Drag Performer’s guild tonight, so now we have the Mistress Illusionist’s guild, led by Headmistress Noca Plaints.

Yup. It’s always that with out of towners.

Good boy.

Hey there, son - wanna show me what you got?

I left my laptop at home so it was a double-commute day for dad today, but i got the pangram as my first word in Spelling Bee today so I guess karmic balance is a thing?

Well now I feel like I’ve failed you as a friend!! She’s been on every gym playlist of mine for the last couple of years.

I work in a weird little corner of my company - they make choices to streamline things for the main sales force regularly that screw us over.

There’s an “it’s cold, post a time you were warm” share sticker going around IG and I am so tempted to just say fuck it and post a photo of my arm elbow-deep in someone’s ass.

This is the face of a dad who desperately doesn’t want to work this week to begin with, and whose company just removed the ability for him to track his sales…with his sales-tracking report.

And again.

Why is my work not working it over?

The world continues to be terrible. People I know are struggling beyond what a human should endure. And here I sit, doing the menial tasks that provide structure to my day. Because the other option for me is to fall apart.
Hold the people you love close right now. Reach for joy and love. It’s there.

After a really rough day, getting to the gym and getting to work in with a longtime gym crush who just happened to be back in town for the weekend was…a delightful balm.

I’m sad I’d already left and missed this.