Daddy Danger Wolf

I also hope that day is not the next day I see you.

Worth it.

My doc was very supportive of me liking being beefy - or as he put it “keeping my bearish figure” and *also* was like “you’re down another three pounds from our last visit, good job!!!” yesterday so I’m like…what are you telling me, man??

Been a WHILE since I’ve had the “fuck, do I want to do a cycle” thought, but today fully brought that back up.

Pure faggotry at Market Days watching Kiesza.

I continue to love being gay in this city.

Also also, gay brunch is superior to straight brunch so who’s joining me tomorrow?

Also LOLOLOL at the yid saying “convicted in the belief that…”

Once again, I am convicted in the belief that if straight people let themselves dance like queer people do, the world would be such a better fucking place. The dance floor taught me how to live in my own joy while celebrating others’. It taught me sublimation and compersion.

He also asked if my fitness goals included keeping my “bearish figure” and meant it 100% complimentarily. Which took me a second to register.

Being gay in Chicago getting his PreP labs the Friday of Market Days means discussing the pluses and minuses of various party venues with your doctor who’s wearing a suspender harness.

Absolutely anytime.

I believe I know a place you can go.

Who has two thumbs, a 44 year old back and knees, and said yes to a catering gig after spending 18 hours the last two days moving and packing?

Me on every flight I’ve ever taken.

Thought you’d never ask.

Gooooood boy.

😍😍😍

Fresh off the presses this morning.

Past Danger decided it was a good idea to book a 5:15 am flight so I didn’t need to take a travel day off work. Headed to the office now. Send caffeine and cuddles.

I’d be angry if you wore anything more.

I’m not sure who needs a full sized mirror next to the toilet, but I’m of about how I looked in it today.

A stack of puppy pads. …which make me think of fisting.

Being gay on a family trip means:
1) passing your steps goal at 9 a.m. because you walked back from a hookup with a bloomfie after midnight and
2)having a very specific idea of what was happening in your family AirBnB when you see these in the cabinet.

So I guess the answer is…this weekend. 😈

Next time we’re in the same city, big dog. I’ll try to get to SEA by spring.

…20 years ago. 🤣

You should!!

Check out my list on Amazon

Also, I’m moving this coming week, and if you’re the kind of person who’d want to send me a housewarming gift, Amazon wishlist is here.

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I’ll forward the compliment to the homeowner!

…what kind of sandwich??

Morning, kiddos. Even if you, like Dad, are about to begin your second 15+ hour day in a row - you got this.

(I do not, in fact, know that I “got this.” Send coffee and cash and nudes.)