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@schwuld00d.bsky.social

Seattle. Gear up or get off my lawn. Gay, extremely demi (maybe even gray ace), fetishy. 8647

105 Followers  |  208 Following  |  593 Posts  |  Joined: 28.08.2023  |  2.2416

Latest posts by schwuld00d.bsky.social on Bluesky

He and James Dobson have to spend eternity being hot [sic] for each other but refusing to admit it.

04.11.2025 20:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Denmark because its language is harder than Hell to speak and listen to.

04.11.2025 20:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Silly me, I thought Hell for him would be having to live in a social democratic society.

04.11.2025 20:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ’―

04.11.2025 01:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wish I were a baller...

seriously, I figured out 2 months ago that I probably have celiac disease. I have some mourning going on for the life I might have had if I hadn't been chronically malnourished for 50 years.

03.11.2025 23:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Go on...

03.11.2025 15:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Last night I experimented with drinking a tallboy cider... NO HANGOVER this morning!

01.11.2025 16:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Didn’t y’all know that one of the first things Satya did was lay off most of the dedicated testers?

31.10.2025 19:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ†

30.10.2025 03:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Email list including Amazon Business saying "Gifting season is here"

Email list including Amazon Business saying "Gifting season is here"

Never mind that we were grinches to your friends and neighbors yesterday.

29.10.2025 16:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Literally abused his student visa to steal a job from Americans.

29.10.2025 15:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Because expiration dates are for pussies? Idk

28.10.2025 03:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie with a badge that says congress ALT: a man in a suit and tie with a badge that says congress
28.10.2025 03:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No wonder the GOP is trying to fuck the ACA, it’s 14 years old

28.10.2025 00:47 β€” πŸ‘ 164    πŸ” 56    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 3

Rubber

27.10.2025 14:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Anything other than a dark roast sends me bouncing off the walls. Even then I can only have one double shot first thing in the morning.

25.10.2025 17:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Looking at it lately, you’d think it was replaced by AliExpress.

24.10.2025 03:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Palantir Mausoleum of Human Rights

23.10.2025 19:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

… indoor wind chimes …

22.10.2025 13:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He looks like he knows how to work it

22.10.2025 02:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wondered why they were having us walk 5th Avenue under the monorail. Then I saw the video a monorail passenger took.

20.10.2025 04:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dammit, I knew I should have bought a paper train ticket! 🀣

19.10.2025 00:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What is your opinion of barratry (like the law naming it as an offense)?

18.10.2025 02:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy MIR to all who are celebrating. Maybe next year. Though I've gone from generally feeling like hell to wondering how I would reliably get food I can eat when I don't have my own kitchen.

17.10.2025 19:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bring your twinks in from the cold Halloween?

17.10.2025 19:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm conflicted about reports of the Turtle from Kentucky. I despise everything he's done in office, but I don't think it's appropriate to ridicule elderly people for having disabilities. On the other hand, he should have been aware of his ill-fitness to govern and retired a long time ago.

16.10.2025 19:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Looks wrong without the blue bell on it

15.10.2025 20:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Somehow I missed the whole thing while I was watching the game.

13.10.2025 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The video is even better - butt plug man starts to applaud for another strike, but frowns and folds his arms when Raleigh hits a home run instead!

13.10.2025 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Normal people know systematic violence against political opponents disqualifies you from a peace prize. You and I also know it 🫠

11.10.2025 01:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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