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My friend Dave commissioned me a few years ago for 2 pieces, depicting the teams he won Pokémon Red and Gold with. It was wicked fun

I think the Gyarados and Haunter ended up being my favorites.
❤️💛

I can't remember how to do basic division, I can't remember what day it is, I can't remember to eat some days..

But I DO remember that in my 4th grade class, the Muslim kid's favorite Pokémon was Onyx, and I respected him for it.

Thus of ould

Thus now

Gonna use that from now on all the time and no one can prevent me.

As soon as I saw this, my brain imagined a very loud, very specific, very awful sound. Not sure how to describe it 🧡

First saw this on Rifftrax (they have a special love for the James Nyuen trilogy)

The car accident scene is almost too tragic to watch 🙁 I got emotional

New project on Patre0n is perhaps my goofiest, dumbest, cartooniest endeavor yet. It involves writing and drawing in ways I've never done before. Join up at the $1 tier or higher, and read it as it develops, won't you?

I remember talking construction with my friend and we mentioned 2x4 boards.
His little brother chimed in, "Is that like, its level of power?"

I wish he were right. How sick would that be?

I want a steelbook case for the game that is just this painting. No RE9 title slapped on it, just the painting.

It'd be the best video game case ever.

Reaching the Upper Cathedral Ward/Orphanage area in Bloodborne and I always forget how profoundly upsetting the ambient music is.
It wouldn't be that bad of an area if it weren't for the skin-crawling music.

The track is called "Soothing Hymn" too. Ha ha ha real good joke there Ryan.

The Mentally Ill Lesbian seal-of-approval 👍

That's what you said about "My Own Robot"

To be fair though, that one's my jam 🤘

I wish you'd hit that button at the top there, I'd love to know what this says.

Wood sprite

Remember when I said I was "Slowly getting used to the CPAP machine"?

Molly The Thing Of Ancient Evil
Does have a fun ring to it.

I trust you, John.

Given John's earnest love of playing videogames in general, I'm very excited for it.

Can't explain it, I just feel like I trust the man's sense of fun.

Fucking sick of this "Rocket's red glare" bullshit.

You know what our government needs? A good digestive disease right about now. The kind of bowel issues that make you call in sick at work, and you have to somehow convey the severity to your boss without getting too descriptive.

I was especially proud of Haunter's transparent tongue 😛

My friend Dave commissioned me a few years ago for 2 pieces, depicting the teams he won Pokémon Red and Gold with. It was wicked fun

I think the Gyarados and Haunter ended up being my favorites.
❤️💛

Her 3rd one, hooooly damn.
A Gengar to DIE for. 💜

C'mon Nintendo, let the dog explode.

Nobody does manga like she does. Messy Nasty, full of life. Scribbly splattery, gooey grimy.

Clean, crisp lines? Polished rendering? We have no need for such despicable order!

Mud and Sludge came in the mail today! 😛
Magnificent

Due to ongoing health issues, I'm a bit "In The Hole" this month, as the money people say.
SO. I'm having a special sale: 2 for the price of 1 !!!

150$ for 2 B&W full-body character commissions. Message for details.
It's a twisted monstrosity of savings!

As the old saying goes,

I remember it being right on the heels of the Beanie Babies crash. People just thought that was happening again. If only they knew 🤣

I remember the early days when Pokémon was sweeping the nation. The first 150, EVERY kid was into it. And EVERY parent was confident that the "Pokeymans" were just another fad, that it would soon vanish like all the rest.
Nope.

"Pokémon! Some Things Cannot Be Undone!" 🎶

And Umph is certainly what it has! 🤍🖤🤍