🇰🇵The Glorious DPRK🇰🇵

Today, Respected General Secretary Kim Jong-Un completed Wordle in a single guess for the 1,542nd consecutive time.

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Our Lawyers will be in touch for your blatant posting of secret #DPRK political strategy documents.
Respected Marshal Kim Jong-Un has completed ALL the steps, and is flattered to see the Dotard Trump finally taking lessons from a true Superpower.
But still...Death to the American Imperialists!

The #DPRK finds it interesting that America claims Iran is a nuclear threat and attacks it, meanwhile America KNOWS about our mighty super-duper nuclear arsenal but doesn't dare attack us!
Either America was looking for an excuse to target Iran or our handsome, powerful leader is too much for them!

In unrelated news, Respected Marshal Kim Jong-Un today has ordered 3 pallets of "Extra Butter" flavoured popcorn, in order to properly observe the latest developments.

Today, respcted Marshal Kim Jong-Un, Secretary General of the Workers' Party of Korea, completed Wordle on 1 guess for the 1446th consecutive day.

Wordle 1,446 1/6*
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Today, Respected General Secretary and Supreme Leader of the #DPRK Kim Jong-Un completed Wordle in 1 guess for the 1433rd consecutive time.

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Kim Jong Un’s fury after watching North Korea’s new navy destroyer crippled in botched launch | CNN North Korea’s newest warship was severely damaged during a launch ceremony Wednesday, with leader Kim Jong Un, who witnessed the accident, saying it brought shame to the nation’s prestige and vowing t...

Respected Kim Jong-Un, Supreme Commander of the #DPRK Armed Forces, vowed to sternly punish the nitwits who failed to launch our newest mighty warship properly.
The ship was even clearly marked with all appropriate "This Side Up" and "Do Not Drop" labels.
www.cnn.com/2025/05/22/a...

North Korean leader's sister denounces denuclearization calls The powerful sister of North Korean leader Kim Jong Un on Wednesday mocked Washington and its Asian allies for what she called their “daydream” of denuclearizing the North, insisting that the country ...

Kim Yo-Jong, beloved sister of the respected Marshal Kim Jong-Un, chided the hostile forces on their silly "daydreams" of #DPRK denuclearization in a recent interview. "If the Imperialists wish to daydream, they can check out my OnlyFans page for NSFW fun!" she said. abcnews.go.com/Internationa...

Bluesky Can’t Take a Joke Bluesky has been a safe haven for users fleeing X and Threads. But while there’s less hate, there’s also fewer lolz.

Uh-oh. We might be in trouble. The #DPRK is all about the LOLs. There's no humor like totalitarian humour.
"Knock-knock"
"Who's there?"
"The secret police. We know you're listening to K-Pop."
www.wired.com/story/bluesk...

North Korea's Kim tests new sniper rifle on visit to special forces North Korean leader Kim Jong Un personally test-fired a newly developed sniper rifle during a visit to the country’s special forces, state media said Saturday, whose training he said would boost the…

Kim Jong-Un, Chairman of the Central Military Commission of the #DPRK, personally tested the newest weapon of our invincible military, guaranteed to assure victory against all enemies! The respected Chairman hit 20 bull's-eyes with only 10 shots, proving his genius!
www.france24.com/en/live-news...

Public health is unnecessary! If your poorest citizens are as happy and devoted to their Leader as the people of the #DPRK, they will be too loyal to allow themselves to become ill!
Our poor people are never sick or injured because they are cured by their love for respected Marshal Kim Jong-Un!

Does Trump take Bitcoin? (Asking for a friend.)

These horrid lies will surely be avenged by the mighty people of the #DPRK!
Our respected Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un is beloved by all comradely nations, including China, who also says we're cool and good-looking!
They would never abandon North Korea, bulwark against the evil U.S. Puppets in Seoul!

North Korea’s Kim Jong Un oversees tests of new AI-equipped suicide drones North Korea’s leader oversaw tests of his country’s latest military innovations which use artificial intelligence.

Our Peerless Leader Kim Jong-Un gave Field Guidance to our superior #DPRK scientists developing "unmanned" drones for kamikaze raids. He cleverly noted that you can still call it "unmanned" if you only put a child at the controls.
www.aljazeera.com/news/2025/3/...

Respected General Secretary Kim Jong-Un is always at the forefront of the intelligence activities of the #DPRK, with his masterful leadership. But holy hell, we didn't expect the evil enemy to make it THIS easy!

This mockery of Eternal President Kim Il-Sung and the Dear Leader Kim Jong-Il, peerless fathers of the #DPRK, must never go unpunished!
Amateur dictator Trump could never match the greatness of our revered departed leaders, who were much more handsome, more loved by the People, and better golfers!

Rest assured the evil Imperialists will get a much better look at this technical marvel of the #DPRK, when our mighty forces come forth to crush our enemies in the final march to Juche victory!

These unpardonable insults must meet with a horrible retribution. Respected Kim Yo-Jong will surely add you to her list of hatemongers now banned from her OnlyFans account, and the people of the #DPRK will forever curse your sophistries!

The brave and loyal citizens of the #DPRK will never let this insult go unpunished!
Besides, none of our people would ever want to leave our country and be for even a moment away from the loving care of our peerless Marshal Kim Jong-Un.

Kim Jong-Un

Today, General Secretary Kim Jong-Un completed Wordle in 1 guess for the 1,365th consecutive time.
#DPRK

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North Korea halts tourism just weeks after reopening Tourists were finally allowed into North Korea last month, but the excitement has been short-lived.

Due to overwhelming demand by right-thinking persons from around the world, the #DPRK has been forced to limit tourism so that we have enough time to show all of our guests the shiny, happy, well-fed people who lve a life of nothing to envy! Nothing to hide here!
www.bbc.com/news/article...

Today, Respected General Secretary and Supreme leader of the #DPRK Kim Jong-Un completed Wordle in 1 guess for the 1352nd consecutive time.

Wordle 1,352 1/6*
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Kim and the ladies

Note that Kim Jong-Un's official titles are:
General Secretary of the WPK, Chairman of the Central Military Commission of the WPK, President of the State Affairs of the DPRK and Supreme Commander of the Armed Forces of the DPRK
They are NOT:
El Presidumpty
The Dictater-tot
The Dear Eater
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Best Korea!* *Ok 2nd best

Well, that's just hurtful!
How dare you imply we are not the official #DPRK news account?
Our peerlessly great Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un will be most offended!

No, thanks. We're evil, but we're not THAT evil.

Us, too!
Respected Supreme Commander Kim Jong-Un is pleased to offer you the finest accommodations and will surely help keep you and your nuclear weapons safe!
Our safehouse address: 123 Revolution Street, Pyongyang.
(The EYKAY is under the ATMAY. Shh.)

a man stands in front of a large screen with a picture of a woman on it .. Alt: Kim Jong-il from team America

Distinguished super-important personages from all over the World have sent congratulations & gifts to Respected #DPRK General Secretary Comrade Kim Jong-Un on the occasion of the Day Of The Shining Star. Local Party committees have also fondly marked the birthday of the late Dear Leader Kim Jong-Il.

Do not believe such sophistries from the imperialist scum! Every #DPRK soldier's love for respected Supreme Commander Kim Jong-Un is as impenetrable as the thickest armor, and makes each soldier an invincible match-for-a-hundred! Such lies as "casualties" will never go unpunished!

The invincible #DPRK has no need to buy puny American weapons. Thanks to respected Kim Jong-Un, we are already the one true superpower and each soldier is a match for a hundred!
The Americans' most powerful weapons cannot even overcome a stern gaze from our heroic Supreme Commander!

In view of the firing of most of America's nuclear weapons safety personnel, Respected Kim Jong-Un, Supreme Commander of the Armed Forces of the #DPRK today offered to take over safekeeping of the evil Imperialists' nuclear arsenal.
"We promise to look after them as if they were our own," he said.