Garr, Spooky Loadtank

Using my gay time machine to go back and steal younger me's abs.

Block feds.
Block nerds.

I've seen the Kingdom of Heaven. I've seen nicer.

Baby, you know it.

His giant brain sucks up too many nutrients.

I so thought about watching this last night.

This man is literally always on death's door!

Transitional Cowgirl.

I'm out of form...

Honey baked.

I didn't know that Bugonia was directed by Ari Aster.

Jennifer Lopez in a white feather gown in The Cell.

I should rewarch Jennifer's Body with a fresh eye.

America's the worst and Britain's a hard 2nd.

We're just going to revoke the first amendment because some guys said so.

Idk, man. I got vaccinated for Dumbitis. Guess hindsight's 20/20.

She has. She's just pretending to be someone she's not.

Now is the time of year that gamers set up stores of nuts and berries to live off of during the cold winter months.

Something that sounds extra demeaning but it may be a lost cause.

Meanwhile, at the Legion of Doom

Spiders bite you all the time. Isn't that crazy!?

Fiona Apple because I said so.

Child brides in 3...2...

Each passing day is some new, fresh Hell.

The crabs are trying to fill the void.

I love this ❤️

Couples costume idea!🎃

How would you make a compound of 'sad' and 'Dracula'? Sadcula? Sadraqula?

Somebody wrote something in chalk on the sidewalk so super tough guy, Stephen Miller had to flee the mean streets of Arlington, VA.

This little bitch.