Trash Ketchum

Zucc being a giant cunt

I swear to fucking god Instagram! I see anti-semitism, racism, homophobia, and transphobia DAILY and y’all never take SHIT down. But I told one too many pissy Nazis to go fuck themselves or some shit and they are trying to take my page down?

Time for my monthly midnight cry about the fact that there are homeless dogs

@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social please audit the MTA once you’re mayor, k thanks

REST IN PISS HOSS

Oh I’m sure even higher life forms would be baffled

Don’t be shy, he’s a disgrace to all of humanity

“What is your favorite Pokémon?” is such a basic question.

Tell me who your favorite “little guy” Pokémon is?

These are mine:

My four year old nephew got in trouble at pre-k for using markers on things OTHER than paper, toys, classmates, etc.

I just couldn’t help but use the opportunity to make a joke…er….

(I swear I actually followed up with helpful thoughts 🤭)

I judge you as a person if you don’t like dad jokes, I dunno what to tell you

The only way to deal with nazis, including 2025.

Nazis deserve equal rights….and lefts 👊🏻

Happy birthday to @ginatonic.bsky.social because THAT’S what today is 💅🏻

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Have I ever made you laugh? Do you like my stupid concept numbers? Then maybe YOU would like to hear about….my Ko-fi!

Like Dolly says, it takes a lot of money to look this cheap- wigs, costumes, craft supplies, it’s 💸

If you want to give once, subscribe monthly, any tip is greatly appreciated 💖

Mel Brooks is saving 2025 for me, truly

Bullshit it is! Why do you have a station full of people waiting for the N/W at Lex/59th right now for OVER FORTY MINUTES when it’s 100 degrees out? Someone’s going to drop dead down there because of you!

Especially for the elderly, and disabled bitches like myself #disabled #disableddragqueen #nycsubway #dontrankcuomo #rankmomdanifirst

I feel like the subway should be free (all the time, let’s be real) but it should be free if you only ride one stop on days when it’s 100 degrees out.

Sometimes you just need to go somewhere a stop away but you don’t want to, ya know, die walking there 🥵

@mta.info @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social

Can anyone relate to taking a Lyft home after a rough day, sitting there quietly crying as you tip 25% because you feel bad that you’re crying? It can’t just be me, right? 🥹😂

#latenightthoughts

Isn’t that wild? Never does seem to be, does it?

Oh I’m sure he’ll be pardoned

I literally have three games to finish, Arceus amongst them, and we still get a lot of play out of the newest Mario Party, why rush when there will be some Cyber Monday something that might actually be aesthetic.

Plus I’m just poor bwahaha

Because they know we’ll buy something to protect our investment and then buy another, way cuter one when they finally come out 😂

Ugh she’s still so fucking cool 😍

I just do it on the subway, I wanna be sad at home

Heyyyy congrats to the new pope

Who in NYC wants to do an all Roger Smith drag show? Let’s fucking do thisssss

I usually keep my promises but uhhhhhhhhhhhh #fyp #fypシ #foryoupage #comedy #dragqueen #nycdrag #dragrace #rupaulsdragrace #nycdragqueen #disabledtiktok #disableddragqueen #poppers #meme #gaytiktok #p... TikTok video by Trash Ketchum

Heyyyyy another TikTok, look at me

How IS seeing the sun again?

What’s good my Peeps? 🐥 I thought of this stupid idea for a number a couple years ago now, and it took me so long to try because I had no idea how I would do the look for this. Well, some chicken wir... TikTok video by Trash Ketchum

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All of them?! HARLOT!