Ominous news: I've decided to try to learn how to play dwarf fortress again. My first attempt three quarters of the party were immediately eaten by a hydra. Attempt 2 gnomes stole all my booze. Attempt 3 is going fine so far except my dogs keep picking fights with the local unicorns. Love this game
gambling monk, germany, 15th century
Dems are probably going to carry the midterms solely through public disgust with Republicans and the lesson they'll learn from it is they never actually have to do or offer anything.
Many people are confused by this, allow me to take a stab at it Republicans mostly give their base what they want so their base likes them. Democrats generally tell their base to eat shit and so neither their base nor Republicans like them. Hope this helps!
It didn't happen but if it did happen we didn't do it but if we did do it they had it coming.
Weird how these narratives transfer flawlessly from Gaza to South American fishing boats to just about anything else!
Did they write this when everybody still thought it was the anti-muslim protestors with the bombs? Because the framing would make sense then
attendees of the show, not the protest. All the protesters were inconceivably cool and attractive and flawlessly pulling off keffiyehs.
I was at a protest against a Matisyahu show tonight and all the attendees looked exactly like what you'd expect a racist white reggae artist's fans to look like
These folks are going to hang up their whistles and go back to brunch so fast it'll make your head spin lol
I hate the results but the causes? The causes are very good.
Sonny Burton is set to be executed by the state of Alabama on Thursday. There is a direct line between a government that murders its own citizens and the devaluing of life abroad. The sin has always started at home.
international women’s day
One of my coworkers, who is retiring at the end of the month, left work an hour early saying he didn’t want to lose an hour on the weekend so he was springing ahead now. Apparently he has been doing that for years.
I wonder if the setting that's supposed to be a cowboy bebop esque east-west fusion would have any actual Asian people this time
Hey man whomst amongst us hasn't decided their vehicle could make it to one more exit while on E
I don't think there's ever a time for space confederates but this is the least time for space confederates I could imagine
But it's not a war please stop calling it a war
restaurant manager: hey so, sorry to bother you, but is that a service animal? it's just, we have a policy-
jabba the hutt: je wonna wonga, bazda wahota shonga
salacious b crumb: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
restaurant manager: ah. ok. cool
Tired: The Year of the Linux Desktop
Wired: The Century of the Linux Desktop
Well, hundreds are dead, we've set most of our military assets on fire, all our embassies have been SET on fire and we've alienated all the absolute monarchies whose populations already hated us. But at least we toppled the 86 year old guy and paved the way for his son. Mission accomplished!
Also if you haven't seen them yet the interviews where they're like "oh yeah we based Aldhani off of Stalin's bank heist" are amazing
Way back when they announced all these spinoffs I was excited to see what they could do with star wars in other genres. I didn't picture them doing Star Wars Come and See.
I feel like this is the consensus opinion on Bluesky anyway but. You should really go watch Andor if you haven't. Even if you're not into Star Wars
Late to it but Andor fucking whips. Not even a Star Wars Guy in the grand scheme. This is just good
you ever get the feeling that money isn't actually real. or at least it's more real for some people than others. somebody should write a book about this
I love being led into nonsensical wars of aggression by our visibly rotting corpse-king. it's great living in a derivative fantasy premise.
bodied. ethered. sent to outer space.
Incredible. Kalshi is not paying out "Khamenei out of power by [date]" contracts because he died.
uhhh oh my god
