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The bottom view of some 3D printed gridfinity storage bins (one 2x4x6, one 3x4x6). I started printing them in red, but ran out of filament just after the base was done and had to swap to white - so have ended up with two tone bins with red bases and white walls. It looks quite good, considering it was an accident. lol.

The top view of some 3D printed gridfinity storage bins (one 2x4x6, one 3x4x6). I started printing them in red, but ran out of filament just after the base was done and had to swap to white - so have ended up with two tone bins with red bases and white walls (though you can’t actually see the red in this image). It looks quite good, considering it was an accident. lol.

A fortuitous place to end a roll of red filament - almost looks like I meant it - but as with everything else, a complete fluke! 🤣 The march to gridfinity’ise my filing cabinets and sort out my lock collection pushes ever onwards… one kg of PLA at a time… 😝 #3dprinting #gridfinity #sideproject 😝

Front logo from Hack Fu 2013 Team “Crystal Blue Persuasion” (somewhat inspired by Breaking Bad) shirt.

Rear logo from Hack Fu 2013 Team “Crystal Blue Persuasion” (somewhat inspired by Breaking Bad) shirt.

Retro shirt day - this one hasn’t seen the light of day in a while… 😎 #HackFu #RetroShirt

The model needs modifying to add a retaining screw hole and some sort of cam… 😝🤣

I really really wish I’d printed it the other way up - so I could claim having the blue at the front was a deliberate design decision… 😝🤣

An oversized 3D printed cutaway lock part, next to a pile of bridging material I’d just removed on a messy desk.

Another oversized 3D printed cutaway lock part, next to a pile of bridging material I’d just removed on a messy desk.

An oversized 3D printed cutaway lock body and plug, after removing bridging material, assembled to see if they fit together (side view). I ran out of clear filament, so the back part is in a local shade of blue. 🤣

An oversized 3D printed cutaway lock body and plug, after removing bridging material, assembled to see if they fit together (front view). I ran out of clear filament, so the back part is in a local shade of blue. 🤣

Finally finished printing - and it’s subtle enough that I don’t think anyone will notice the colour change where I ran out of clear transparent filament and had to swap it… 😝🤣 Need to get on and print the pins/circlip and then work out what springs I need… #locksport #3dprint

Hmm, I wonder if anyone is planning any physical security shenanigans… 🤔

Thankfully, my initial requirements are trivially simple, and I should be able to find the necessary dimensions easily. Less good, my free time is considerably less readily available, so learning and practice will be sporadic Still, for now, I’m quite happy being the dumbest person in the room. 🤣

Assorted 3D models of euro cylinder holding tools from Thingiverse.

A Creality K1C printer starting to print some locksport bits and pieces. The sparse infill pattern (15%) is clearly visible inside the partially printed pieces.

A Creality K1C printer, having finished printing some locksport bits - just waiting for them to be peeled off the print bed.

Assorted locksport euro profile cylinder holders off the 3D printer.

Yup, mind blown. How can pictures off the Internet now be physical objects I can hold in my hand? Next step, need to learn some 3D modelling so I can start producing my own objects, rather than just using others’… #3dprinting

Sure, would be fun to try something other than calibration prints, euro cylinder holders and safe mounts… 😎 Is it already online somewhere, or do I need to get it from you direct?

A photo of a Creality K1C 3D printer box and three parcels containing printing filament that had just been dropped off by courier. A medium sized brown and white dog (~40kg) is partially obscured by the box, as he’s having a good sniff at the side away from the camera. His bright yellow harness, lead, and muzzle are being partially squished by the box, as it was heavy and I kinda put it down in a hurry when the courier dropped it off. The rest of the hallway, as my house (and arguably life), is a mess, so I’ll not dwell on describing that in too much detail. Composition is terrible, but I’m no David Bailey. Taken on an old iPhone, with a level of quality appropriate for hardware of the time.

Many apologies, I’d planned to get some lock stuff done over the weekend and early this week, but then, I got somewhat distracted… 😎

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What is supposed to be a thousand piece jigsaw puzzle from dbrand, their “Robot City” pattern. Sadly, a piece appears to have gotten lost along the way, so I only have a nine hundred and ninety nine piece puzzle instead.

A close up showing the missing piece from an otherwise complete thousand piece dbrand “Robot City” jigsaw puzzle. Current location, unknown… 😭

Aaaaarrrrggghhhh!!! #MissingPiece #Jigsaw

My first attempt at making a Bogotá style triple peak pick from a recycled street sweeper blade (bottom), with two commercial picks (either from Storm, or Mad Bob, I forget which) above it. Mine is not quite as refined, but not bad for a first attempt with only a small file and some sandpaper.

… as an aside, I’ve gone from owning a few bristles that I’d found on the side of the street to now having literally hundreds and hundreds (maybe thousands? 😝) of the things after recycling whole brush heads… if anyone is after any, give me a shout…

a bundle of stuff wire

Any guesses what these are? And what they're going to be for? Hint: it's a much requested physical security-related display at our village!

Drop guesses down below 👇

#ekoparty #roadtoeko #physicalsecurity

The back of an estate car, containing two brush heads taken from street sweeper machines. One is brand new, one is used. The steel bristles are to be recycled to make lock picking tools.

The back of an estate car, containing two brush heads taken from street sweeper machines. Both used. The steel bristles are to be recycled to make lock picking tools.

A close up picture of the plastic bristles and steel bristles on brush head taken from street sweeper machines. The steel bristles are to be recycled to make lock picking tools.

A large pile of steel bristles recovered from street sweeper brushes - waiting to be cleaned up and recycled into lock picking tools.

Recycling?? 😎

Annoyingly, I can find the receipt, I can’t find any archived messages where i specified the title. Fairly sure it started “Gateshead isn’t in Newcastle…” and ended “… love, autom8on.” - but can’t remember if there was anything in the middle. Surely this should be recorded for posterity somewhere? 😝

A headshot of my “large” brown and white American staffy cross dog, Kelvin, lying on the sofa wearing my light blue BrewDog hat. He doesn’t look terribly impressed at having had it put on him. 🤣 Apparently, he is no gentleman. 😝

Explains a lot about mine then… 😝🤣 (check out the addition to the end of the alt text tag)

Surely that’s a black hat’less lab?!? Has the hat fallen off?!? 😝🤣

A small misspelling on the back of the first Newcastle BSides hoodie - they called Brian “Brivan”… 🤣

Brivan! 😝🤣

The first BSides Newcastle logo taken from a hoodie from the event.

A photo of the back of the first BSides Newcastle hoodie, showing the numerous sponsors (both individuals and groups) who helped make it possible.

Ah, yes - BSides NotNewcastle, I remember it well(ish). First time Moon on A Stick ever sponsored an event. Obviously, given the location (now it actually is in Newcastle and not south of the river anymore 😝), I’m somewhat biased (#GeordieBornAndBred). Must try and make it again properly next year…

A headshot of my “large” brown and white American staffy cross dog, Kelvin, lying on the sofa wearing my light blue BrewDog hat. He doesn’t look terribly impressed at having had it put on him. 🤣

My little dog… 🐶❤️😎

Guinness World Records recorded 156.5kg for the world’s heaviest dog (Zorba - an old English mastiff - en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zorba_(... ) in 1989. Have they really gotten that much bigger since then? My pup is 40kg - wild to imagine a dog the size of 5 of him put together…

Movie idea around automation taking out users:

“It's unpleasantly like being drunk."

"What's so unpleasant about being drunk?"

"You ask a glass of water.”

Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.

A large brown and white American Staffy cross breed dog, sat in front of a TV showing a picture of his namesake, Lord Kelvin.

A headshot of a large brown and white American Staffy cross breed adolescent dog wearing a yellow and black collar.

A television showing a portrait of Lord Kelvin (1824-1907). Absolute temperatures are stated in units of kelvin in Lord Kelvin's honour, and my dog is also named after him (I’ll let you decide which of those facts are the most important 🤣🐶).

About 9 months after I got him, his namesake randomly appeared on the TV one night (he’d originally been renamed from Titan to Kevin by Dog’s Trust when he was rescued, I added the extra ‘L’ when he moved in with me)… 🐶❤️😎

Archive dot org screenshot for at stake’s web proxy web page, showing it was archived fifty five times between December eighteenth two thousand and two and December sixteenth two thousand and eighteen.

Archive dot org screenshot showing the at stake web proxy trial download page from the early two thousands. It looks like a web page from twenty years ago, lol. Very basic text design. Versions available for Windows, Linux, and SPARC Solaris, with or without a bundled Java runtime environment.

… and off down a rabbit hole I go… 🐇

I wonder if I’ve got an old copy of the @stake WebProxy kicking around somewhere… #antiquehaxortoolz #nostalgia #OhMyGodIAmOld 😝🤣

I appreciate all of you who use the Alt-text description for the images you post. As a blind dude I feel so much more included here.

For those of you who forget:
Did you know there’s a reminder in Settings/Accessibility to toggle on & then it won’t let you post image without Alt-text.

Thanks 🙏😎

When I went to bed last night, I was not expecting to awaken to snow… that’s going to make getting to the workshop interesting this morning. ❄️❄️❄️🤔 #WinterIsHere