Mimie

I sense a member of my tribe

Wait a minute … nobody said ol’ dude from The Young and the Restless is in Pluribus.

Is it just me, or was the last good year, from top to bottom, 2018?

The Trump regime doesn’t have geniuses… there are ways they could’ve gone about every horrible thing they’re doing with tact that would’ve kept people in the dark for years. But their stupidity and need for attention made it so that it’s blatantly obvious how evil they are

It’s a crime that I can’t find the gif I need. And yall know exactly which one

I personally see nothing wetting with this. This is the way it should be. Resent books and buying books are two different hobbies 😂

I can’t wait to vote against Clay Higgins (again) in next year’s elections.

And nobody did anything. He’s about to really show his ass

no we are not retconning marjorie taylor greene she is evil what is wrong with people

I’m aggravated with every single one of my doctors at the moment. I really want to get them all in a conference room and have them all get debriefed at the same damn time, so wet can get this shoe on the road.

How realistic is it for me to hope I don’t have to have surgery for a very possible rotator cuff injury?

According to Audible and Spotify, I’m in the middle of 15 books!

I love audiobooks, but I forget to finish them 😂. My auDHD brain gets distracted

Ever time someone mentions Welcome to Derry, I think they’re talking about Derry Girls. 🤣

Which is scary AF

5?!?!

*googles how manual transmissions work*

It’s hard to consciously resist hustle culture. I love to crochet and I’m hesitant to show people because then they’ll bombard me unsolicited advice about turning it into a side hustle. The old me would be open to it. Now I’m over it. People need reglass hobbies dammit

Damn … let me get my shit in gear

I take a deep breath and I get real high. And I scream from the top of my lungs, “WHAT’S GOING ON?!”

Another LOOK OVER THERE!

At all. And to what end?

I watched this like WTF is he talking about?!?!

Btw, I’m going to make a chart about the favorite movies. I need fun data projects to break up the seriousness of grad school lol.

LOOK OVER THERE!

He wants us to stop paying attention to how funny the money is. Where is the contingency fund, Donald?

What’s been going on on the set of Wicked? Why does everyone like so fail, and why are they acting like …that

Interesting … I don’t consider Mulan, Shrek, or Dreamgirls as Eddie Murphy movies. They’re movies with Eddie Murphy in them. To me … because I know you girls like to tussle.

I … I … I want the kniiiiife

(Not in order)
Trading Places
Boomerang
Coming to America
Harlem Nights
The Nutty Professor

Okay okay … including the stand up specials. Chef’s kiss