@jivy.bsky.social
PNW guy. Design nerd. Historic stained glass Lorax. LFC, Seattle sports, aging water polo player. You’ll never walk alone.
Gotta give a shout out to Metier Brewing in Seattle, they do good work
22.10.2025 05:32 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0It’s… it’s not even that expensive.
22.10.2025 05:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
White House East Wing being demolished.
Historic preservation is confusing. In Seattle, we conferred permanent landmark status to a Walgreen’s drive-thru.
21.10.2025 06:12 — 👍 566 🔁 62 💬 5 📌 10Sounds okay
21.10.2025 07:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sounds like one of these people has their priorities straight and the other dislikes artisan tinned seafood.
21.10.2025 07:26 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’d rather not!!
21.10.2025 03:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Well. Maybe when I’m 70.
21.10.2025 03:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
"Subdue the real domestic terrorists—i.e., drivers who don’t know how to merge onto I-5."
21.10.2025 02:20 — 👍 75 🔁 15 💬 2 📌 2🤌
21.10.2025 02:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I have been informed that the Seattle Seahawks are also playing right now, and to that I say “I do not care. I do not fucking care. Not now, please.”
21.10.2025 02:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We’ve been tortured enough, please don’t do this to us.
21.10.2025 02:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Gonna wear a hole in my living room rug
21.10.2025 01:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Everytime I see Daulton Varsho, I always like to think other kids are named after their dad's teammates, and there may be a VanLandingham Manwaring or a Saltalamacchia Middlebrooks out there somewhere.
21.10.2025 00:44 — 👍 186 🔁 26 💬 82 📌 17Weirdly great.
21.10.2025 01:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I APOLOGIZE TO EVERYONE ON THIS PLANE FOR THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT AT THAT JULIO DINGER
21.10.2025 01:02 — 👍 1713 🔁 58 💬 64 📌 13We did! It’s rad!
21.10.2025 01:09 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ontario, I saw your commercial, and I respect the play.
21.10.2025 01:08 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0His dad was *terrifying*. He’d swing at, and hit, anything.
21.10.2025 01:06 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Let’s make history tonight. #SeizeTheMoment
20.10.2025 20:15 — 👍 51 🔁 11 💬 2 📌 7I don’t want to see him, facsimiles of him, or hear his voice or impressions of it either.
20.10.2025 17:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
In case you need an excuse to go more live sporting events.
20.10.2025 16:45 — 👍 110 🔁 8 💬 7 📌 6Yeah, the multiple pronunciations in Britain make that one extra tough. It’s probably best to just remember that they’re different dialects that evolved in different places and it’s okay to sound that way, but people get extra pedantic about stuff like that for some reason.
20.10.2025 16:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“my favorite baseball team is doing better than they ever have before“
“that must be wonderful”
“It’s the worst thing thats ever happened to me”
Sorry Geno, I don’t make the rules.
20.10.2025 02:40 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Shave everything. All of it. Pretend you’re preparing for a high school state swim meet. Bald as salamanders everywhere not covered by a Speedo.
20.10.2025 02:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
This photo accompanying a news story about the heist at the Louvre is perfection.
19.10.2025 21:56 — 👍 11041 🔁 2301 💬 413 📌 981Alright, Josh
20.10.2025 01:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You’ve got to be fucking kidding me
20.10.2025 01:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Given the alternative, only giving up 2 runs there is like the best case scenario!
20.10.2025 00:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
