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Saucy excerpts from the erotic fantasy classic by JRR Tolkien.
By Jove, yes!
05.01.2025 03:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Surprising amount of smut in The Silmarillion :
“…Tuor came upon an Elf standing beside the walls of Vinyamar…”
#Tolkien #eroticfantasyclassic
Calvin &Hobbes strip with Calvin and Susie Derkins, only with dialogue replaced by confrontation between Éowyn and the Lord of the Nazgûl. The replacement works perfectly with the strip.
LotR, the cheap movie version.
05.01.2025 01:33 — 👍 430 🔁 71 💬 9 📌 4
The Professor!
#Tolkien #birthdaytoast
The Professor!
#Tolkien #birthdaytoast
The Professor!
#Tolkien #birthdaytoast
The Professor!
#Tolkien #birthdaytoast
The Professor!
#Tolkien #birthdaytoast
The Professor!
#Tolkien #birthdaytoast
The Professor!
#Tolkien #birthdaytoast
The Professor!
#Tolkien #birthdaytoast
The Professor!
#Tolkien #birthdaytoast
The Professor!
#Tolkien #birthdaytoast
Yes but “if you love your job you’ll never work a day in your life,” so there’s that.
03.01.2025 12:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0133rd surely?
03.01.2025 12:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
The Professor!
#Tolkien #birthdaytoast
The Professor!
#Tolkien #birthdaytoast
The Professor!
#Tolkien #birthdaytoast
The Professor!
#Tolkien #birthdaytoast
The Professor!
#Tolkien #birthdaytoast
The Professor!
#Tolkien #birthdaytoast
The Professor!
#Tolkien #birthdaytoast
The Professor!
#Tolkien #birthdaytoast
The Professor!
#Tolkien #birthdaytoast
Kangaroos on an antipodean beach
#TolkienTuesday #TolkienTrewsday #Tolkien
“Yule/Noel”
The festive season in the far south of Middle-earth :
Very nice! Is that a cover of Golden Brown? That’s my favourite song but I’m not familiar with this version
30.12.2024 08:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I’ve also often wondered about the logic of bringing a megalith on a boat while fleeing a tsunami.
Quick back-of-a-napkin calculation, assuming black stone = basalt :
Height of a man ~ 180cm, is the radius of this sphere. Volume = 24 cubic metres.
Weight = 72.26 metric tonnes.
Hmmmmm.
Sorry it’s a tie between Patrick Traughton and Sylvester McCoy. Both dead sexy
27.12.2024 05:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Perfect
22.12.2024 08:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
#MapPorn #Tolkien
Detail of the map title, juxtaposing the light and dark of Middle-earth.
I had this map taped to the ceiling above my bed as a 13 year old.
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