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Chief Nonentity @ https://catseye.tc/ - Explorations in Programming Languages, (Techno-)Aesthetics & Advanced WTAF Studies. Opinions are my own.

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Yars' Revenge Extra (Atari 2600) : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive Extra insert forΒ Yars' Revenge.Β  The Qotile Ultimatum!

Being an old timer, I firmly believe that a game should consist entirely of mechanics and that its culture should be transmitted exclusively by the comic book that ships with the cartridge

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01.11.2025 09:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One must imagine Sisyphus happy. Like he's got some kind of rock-rolling ASMR thing going on. Can't get enough of that *rumbling*.

01.11.2025 09:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm not convinced this was out of touch. I suspect it was a deliberately timed "fuck you America" just like demolishing the East Wing was.

01.11.2025 09:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well it's true that he can't change his kids.

However,

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01.11.2025 08:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ah. Beginning to look the part, I see.

They're feeling dug in enough now to be more overt with the iconography.

Earlier today it occurred to me to wonder when Elon's going to add four skewed serifs to that 'X' of his...

31.10.2025 20:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Although there is still an element of "Ozzy Osbourne biting the head off a bat" to this one, I now also detect a distinct drift towards "Kim Jong-Il does not defecate and posesses the power to bend time and space".

31.10.2025 16:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I understand he has said some pretty choice things about magnets recently. Well, so did Alex Chiu, back in the day. So did Insane Clown Posse. Their fans didn't call them insane.

(Well, ok, I suppose ICP was already literally calling themselves Insane. That's fair.)

30.10.2025 20:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In 1982, Ozzy Osbourne bit the head off a live bat, on stage. His fans didn't call him "unhinged". They loved it. It fed into his image.

You have to analyze these things this Trump guy says, the same way. It doesn't matter to his fans how insane they are. They feed into his image.

30.10.2025 20:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"For consistency we could establish a naming convention."
"Well that's just aesthetics isn't it."
"Well it's also about cognitive load."
"Hey does that imply that cognitive load is a factor in aesthetics."
"Hey it does."
"And what does that say about symmetry and tiling."

30.10.2025 09:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's just that whenever I see someone say "Just wait til the midterms!" I'm like, ahh, no, *just waiting* is unwise because it's unlikely that there will *be* meaningful midterms.

Apply pressure peacefully and legally and ideally with material consequences. Shame may be dead but money still talks.

29.10.2025 14:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

First it was Alex Chiu. Then they got Insane Clown Posse. Now this guy!! Will the magnets stop at nothing!?!?!

29.10.2025 14:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The rational assumption at this point is that they're going to do everything possible - both within and outside the law - to prevent free and fair elections.

Thus the chances of solving this at the polling booth is low.

Thus be prepared to take more drastic measures, such as a general strike.

28.10.2025 10:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Autumn Tree | Egon Schiele

26.10.2025 13:28 β€” πŸ‘ 79    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

He will never willingly leave office. He will never acknowledge any action to remove him from office as legitimate. And if he dies in office, his successor will never willingly leave office.

27.10.2025 17:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And it shows!

btw, it's "gramps", not "kid".

26.10.2025 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am struck by the fact that a software developer can write an entire article about software quality without once mentioning writing tests. Almost gives the impression that they think tests are unimportant for software quality.

26.10.2025 15:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm straining to imagine the set of Americans who don't care about this event one way or another.

One way: yes
The other: also yes
Not one way or the other: who ARE these people

26.10.2025 07:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don't know what else to say but once a regime has demonstrated a propensity for cheating like hell, it's unwise to assume it'll be possible to vote them out next time elections are held. They'll cheat like hell on those too, see? You need to be prepared to take more drastic action to remove them.

25.10.2025 23:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A prop from the movie "Back to the Future 2": a sign saying "Welcome to the City of HILL VALLEY" which has fallen to the ground and has been defaced to read "HELL VALLEY"

A prop from the movie "Back to the Future 2": a sign saying "Welcome to the City of HILL VALLEY" which has fallen to the ground and has been defaced to read "HELL VALLEY"

The seat of government torn down and replaced by a gaudy tower, you say?

The alternate 1985 in "Back to the Future 2" looking prophetic af right about now.

(The character of Biff Tannen was, in fact, inspired by Donald Trump.)

25.10.2025 22:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The US dollar is the world's primary reserve currency, but obviously, if it tanks, that'll change. And crypto is not an attractive substitute for that role.

25.10.2025 22:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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'Gardening.' (c1945) Discussing Stanley Spencer's subjects of this period, the critic Eric Newton wrote: 'he tends to accumulate objects in his pictures, to relate them to each other dramatically rather than visually, and, above all, to paint them in sharp, harsh definition.'

25.10.2025 11:13 β€” πŸ‘ 90    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1
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Accidental art work on house wall #foundrelief #accidentalartwork

24.10.2025 08:35 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I might be confused but how is it capitulation to point out they're going to do everything they can - both within the law and outside the law - to cling on to power? Because they certainly will.

25.10.2025 09:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

dear US friends, when a sitting president (re)builds the seat of government, it almost always means the president has no intention of leaving at the end of term. your African friends with decades of experience

24.10.2025 13:39 β€” πŸ‘ 11996    πŸ” 3387    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 143

I have to admit, I hadn't considered the possibility that the demolition of the East Wing could just be a cover for something more insidious. It's not impossible.

Either way, damn straight they're not leaving willingly. They're going to do their dishonest utmost to stay in power indefinitely.

24.10.2025 19:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If this is true, it makes a lot of things make more sense.

It should say "not JUST sex traffickers" though.

23.10.2025 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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'The Birch Grove, autumn.' Tom Thomson was a great colourist; he painted blood-red sunsets, ominous storms and clouds of every shape and kind; he had a concentrated way of seeing, a Wiliam Blake kind of vision, which made the ordinary extraordinary. This is from 1915.

21.10.2025 18:08 β€” πŸ‘ 158    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

The squatter paradigm for despotic takeover.

21.10.2025 16:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

America is the place where the President can scream "Fuck you America!" over and over in different ways while 30% of Americans cheer it on just like those two cops in Idiocracy watching their own vehicle being blown up.

20.10.2025 20:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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more of this πŸ‘‡

19.10.2025 19:46 β€” πŸ‘ 243    πŸ” 94    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 4

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