Mike & The Mistakes

A crow is standing on a rough ground, holding a knife in its beak and wearing a small leg band, making it look like it has an ankle monitor. The caption jokes about it indicating a tough neighborhood.

Get ready for the weekend and watch the neighborhood birds. 👋

Epiphone does not make the Sheraton ii anymore...I blame Oasis

you ever think about the works progress administration? I sure do. I wish that was a thing now. I would be so glad to contribute my labor to like. A random ass local bridge

Mowing the lawn

It was a good vote though

Any time a veto-override gets thrown down just makes my day @screendrafts.bsky.social

You're spitting facts

Ordered slim cut shorts for work, and as slim as I am, I am stuffing myself into these things

A thing you're not seeing if you haven't checked Twitter in the last week is all the political betting markets (Polymarket, Kalshi) are actively caping for Cuomo and spreading Zohran conspiracies on there. Usually this would be a cause for some sort of regulatory oversight but that no longer exists.

The officer Sandwich Guy is charged with assaulting testifies that he could feel the impact of the sandwich through his ballistic vest, and it “exploded all over my uniform.” He says he could “smell the onions and the mustard.”

i will venmo any reporter $600 to ask trump "when was dick cheney vice president"

Got a little toooooo queer on main yall

Jeffries: "The Trump administration and Mike Johnson are running a pedophile protection program. That's what they've been doing. And that's the reason they refuse to swear in Representative Elect Adelita Grijalva."

JD Vance was suggesting that living next to “different people” isn’t the American dream 😡

I wonder how his in-laws & wife feel about his pathetic bigotry 🤔

Still living for the train adventures

This was just posted by a CBS News producer on their Instagram stories.

Totally normal

I'm shaking almost too hard to type. I entered SLC airport and heard screams and cries for help. I could see people gathered around, watching. I sped over to discover this woman face down on the floor, four grown men pushing her down, while she cried "HELP ME" and pled for her child.

Action RPGs are different from Platformers....I am not good at either lol

Hey y'all, this interview is a really important look at what trans protesters are facing, especially when the cops haul them off to jail on allegations like...writing "trans rights are human rights" in chalk.

My own worst enemy by Lit

This Machine Non-violent Protests Fascists

Braaaaaaaaaaaains

In attempting to remain whimsical at 35 and despite all that's going on, I smoked a bowl while skateboarding this morning

Chicago: Zero Regard for Safety, ICE Escalation in Chicago Leaves Baby in Harm’s Way

"Look, I'm one of a handful of people that don't take corporate PAC money."

"What about AIPAC money? You take AIPAC money, don't you?"

"A minuscule percentage of my resources come from..."

"I read it's like $800,000...."

*10/10/2025 noncooperation thread*

Our Senators going to Broadview is big—&/but pls know:

They went bc regular folks have taken their signs, prayers, silly costumes, bullhorns, & guitars to Broadview day after day after day, despite tear gas, pepper balls, ICE agents' rage.

ILU, regular folks!
8/

We stan our bi kings

Getting shot with an arrow would be so shitty.