The Argonauts (FFXIV)

LoNG HaiR PHYSiCS WoRK JuST FiNe; THeRe'S No PRoBLeM HeRe
#FFXIV #roegadyn #femroe #SadGothPirate

"AND THE WINNER IS... uh... Do you mind if I call you Terry?"
"As a matter of fact, yes, I do."
#FFXIV #FallGuys #FFXIVxFallGuys #roegadyn #femroe #FemroeFriday #SadGothPirate

That Scholasticate coat is (chef's kiss) and I just had to class it up with the Inspector's specs.

Postmodern Kick-Your-Ass Gothlete Treurenbloem pushes a very specific button in my psyche, but I can't quite articul—

Oh, wait, it's the "Damn, she fine" button.

#FFXIV #roegadyn #femroe #FemroeFriday #SadGothPirate

Treurenbloem: "What in the Seven Hells did I just walk into?"
#FFXIV #FallGuys #FFXIVxFallGuys #Blunderville
#roegadyn #femroe #FemroeFriday #SadGothPirate

Margot Weisshexer, in her Scholar's outfit, atop the Yok Huy golem, Vurgar. The skirt doesn't exactly leave much to the imagination.

Margot Weisshexer, in her Scholar's garb, atop an Allagan logistics node. There are simply no seating positions that allow her to conceal her shapely highlander thighs. She would say that this is a bad thing. I, the viewer... cannot help but disagree.

The Southern Seas skirt is generally fine for Margot's #Scholar glamour, but when it comes to choices of transportation, it does present certain... problems.

Well, at least, *she* thinks it's a problem.

#FFXIV #gpose #hyur #ForAlaMhigo

Largo Canzondolore, wearing the black and red robes of a member of the Ishgardian Scholasticate, but with armored boots and bracers.

Legitimately concerned about forgetting how to play the #Scholar job in any context other than PvP. 😅
#FFXIV #elezen #duskwight

Largo is a Serpent Captain.
Can we please have a tiny modicum of acknowledgement of GC allegiance in Frontline.
#FFXIV

I love KNOWER and not just because of Genevieve (but she helps)

"What's your sign?"
"Taurus."
"HA! GOT YOU!"

More like WINfilia, amirite?
#FFXIV #FallGuys #FFXIVxFallGuys #Blunderville #Minfauxlia

YEAH BOI SCIONS OF THE SEVENTH BEAN
#FFXIV #FallGuys #FFXIVxFallGuys #Blunderville #Minfauxlia

well isn't that just adorkable

The winner of a Blunderville show, wearing clothes that look *just like* Goku from Dragonball Z, but also wearing a Fat Chocobo Head.

Shoutout to this guy who made ChocoGokuBo.
#FFXIV #FallGuys #FFXIVxFallGuys #Blunderville

Minfauxlia Warde, in the Manderville Gold Saucer's Entrance Square, accepting the quest to enter Blunderville for the first time, as part of the FFXIV x Fall Guys crossover event.

"I'm just excited to be here, Bob!"

oh lawd here we go #FFXIV #FallGuys #FFXIVxFallGuys #Blunderville #Minfauxlia

Margot's DoH/DoL job outline showing Leatherworker at level 92, Culinarian and Fisher not even unlocked (and won't be), and all other jobs capped at level 100.

and yes that means she has only Leatherworker to go

The "Recommended Gear" screen from FFXIV showing Margot's Carpenter preparing to upgrade from lv90 gear to lv100 gear. Every piece of equipment is being replaced.

hitting a new equipment tier level be like
#FFXIV

Gosh I didn't know you had ambitions to become an American politician

Jonathan Bailey Is the Sexiest Man Alive 2025! (We Know, We Nailed It.) Jonathan Bailey is PEOPLE's 2025 Sexiest Man Alive! Dashing in all that he does, the English actor is stealing scenes — and hearts — and solidifying his standing as one of Hollywood's most magnetic st...

The intersection of "people who are aware of People magazine" and "FFXIV players who enjoy shipping their WoL with G'raha Tia" are feeling pretty validated today.
〈Congratulations!〉
people.com/jonathan-bai...
#FFXIV

Minfauxlia Warde, wearing the starting gear for a pictomancer. She is standing outside the Perfect Flow company house, shrugging, as if to say, "Why not one more job, right?"

I guess #Minfauxlia finally has her casting class. 🤣
Did they intentionally color the #pictomancer gear like something she would wear?
#FFXIV #gpose

Minfauxlia Warde, who has just reached level 80 as a paladin. She is dressed in a neo-Ishgardian gown of fending, a gryphonskin skirt, and and gallant's gauntlets and sollerets. The pieces have been colored pearl white, lavender, and dark red, to match Minfilia's canonical outfit.

Minfauxlia's level 80 equipment set, as shown on the character screen. The name of the gear set is "Endwalker", reflecting its intended use in that expansion, which might not happen for a significant amount of real-world time, given her current rate of progress through the MSQ.

This has simply gone too far, too fast. 🤣
She's still in the 2.x patches, you guys!
#FFXIV #gpose #Minfauxlia #hyur #paladin

#41, "Starting Out (Roevember 2025.01)"
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Ow, ow, stop twisting my arm, it hurts. No. Please. Stop. 🙄😉
#FFXIV #gpose #roegadyn #femroe #SadGothPirate

[ La Noscea — Moraby Dockyards ] A tall roegadyn woman in a new Maelstrom uniform stands atop the battlements overlooking Moraby Bay and the shipyard. A lighthouse on a distant island is silhouetted against the rising sun. She stares into the light of the dawn confidently, defiantly, her hands resting on her hips, a bronze axe hanging from a strap over her shoulder. Her long blue-and-purple hair is tied back into a pair of buns high on the back of her head.

The woman is smiling. Clipped to the bun on the left side of her head is a bright red carnation, matching her uniform. A similar floral earring hangs from her left ear. Her reverie is interrupted by the chiming of a linkpearl in her right ear. She reaches up with her right hand to press against it with her finger, the better to hear the speaker who is calling her, over the crashing of the ocean waves below.

A young man speaks to her through the linkpearl. "Capt—" he begins, but is interrupted by an awkward cough. The woman's grin widens. The caller clears his throat and continues. "Ahem. Sorry, still getting used to that. Captain, the ship and crew stand ready for departure." The woman response, "Acknowledged, Commander Dartellucht." She draws out and emphasizes his rank in a congratulatory tone. "I'll be returning to the dock momentarily. Have the crew ready to weigh anchor and steam us clear of the breakwaters as soon as I come aboard. We'll have time to ponder our freshly elevated stations once we're underway."

Her orders given, the woman lowers her hand from the linkpearl in her ear, turns away from the dawn-lit ocean, and begins the short journey down from the battlements to the dock, where her ship and crew await her.

#Roevember2025 .1: Starting Out

A certain young Maelstrom officer whose star is on the rise receives word from her shipmates that their next great adventure awaits only her order to begin...

#FFXIV #gpose #roegadyn #femroe Not-Yet- #SadGothPirate

Sure, why not.

On the one hand, meh, looks like bread.
On the other hand, OMG I love fresh-baked bread and that looks fantastic.

Largo Canzondolore, noted big hat enjoyer with black and purple hair.

I don't mean to alarm anyone, but it is Halloween and I'm currently sitting at my desk with purple dye soaking into my beard.
If only I had actual costuming skills...
#FFXIV #duskwight

Just tell us that the trial includes a special Duty Action called Suplex. It doesn't even have to do anything. Just tell us we can Suplex the damned train.
#FFXIV #FFVI

There are a lot of people who cleave to #FFXIV in part for the dress-up gameplay, and for those people in particular, this is a fundamental game-changer. 😲

I predict a lot of pretty ridiculous outfit choices in the near future.

When you're not using it on a hot piece of metal, it gets colder, and shrinks. Duh.

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