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When my husband rudely asks if I’m going to shower after I go to the gym

This girl I sort of know keeps calling me Martha Stewart disparagingly and I’m like if you know anything about me … that’s hilarious and says way more about your level of decorum than mine 🤓

My mild take is weddings do not benefit from the strobe light foam things

Spray concrobium on it

I do not think that being afraid no one will visit me when I’m old is a good reason to have kids but it does make me anxious and a bit sad

You think you’re strong? I parallel parked in a busy area with my father in law in the backseat.

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It's a C-list brand.
It belongs at Walmart.

#RHOSLC

A saying that when WHITNEY is also in the room????

I think nerds gummy clusters could be more sour

A thing I don’t know ??? Is builder grade good or bad ???

Reading the common sense media reviews of practical magic done pissed me off

So… this is horrifying

If you don’t understand sarcasm maybe don’t engage with the most tongue in cheek platform on earth ?

Fortunately there's only 3 more years of rapidly escalating fascism before there's a peaceful exchange of power

Her last name has to be bowser or, perhaps, koopa troopa

I love people who use hashtags #randomly and also #unnecessarily

Mt Joy was so good live! And we had really great seats!!

We all live in our own internet constructed reality. Because my very much online 40 yo sister had not heard about the shooting nor knew who the victim was meanwhile I got five texts in a few minutes being like yooo Charlie Kirk ???

I saw a news story that was like well snipers are usually crafty loners so this is going to be difficult!

My idea is to have a ratio your lowest paid employee can only make x multiple less than your highest. So you’re not limiting your top. Sure your CEO can make 17M but that means your shop sweeper is making 170k

I cannot stop thinking about this

my auto mechanic: *words, car thingy words, other words, $895, stroke absorber or something idk, more words*

me, master negotiator: ok

More like okay lizard amirite

Is this not air fryer culture

I just cannot believe they used clipart for their new logo ya know

Virginia is highkey so good

You know what I love? Reading the transcript of a voice note

You think I’m gonna listen to your six minute podcast ? NO. But I will read it

What if we start calling people who use AI constantly clankers

I’m putting so much into getting my house ready to sell and it’s so depressing knowing I’m gonna have zero energy to turn around and give that love attention and energy to my new house for like at least a year