Man Dough Laureate

I think sometimes they’re pretending to fight with their wife, because they’ll never have one.

More proof Saudi Arabia loves a hack.

It appears the government has shut down.

I directly quoted Charlie Kirk on Facebook, and it got flagged as hate speech.

This is inherently predatory towards older people who still buy impulse mags in the grocery line, and still require their grandchildren to set up their new smart tv. The boomers’ data is so cooked.

$10 says regardless of why he’s doing that (maybe he’s rubbing his eyes), he’s gonna be canned inside a week.

I work with Veterans. If I told them that they "killed people and broke things for a living" they would (rightfully) tell me to go to hell.

Those that have had to kill someone in the line of duty most often view it with sadness, regret, and one of the worst experiences of their lives.

I love that the only people who stayed on the floor were the delegates from the state of Palestine so they could stare down Netanyahu while he gave a speech to an empty room. 🇵🇸✊

Look, if Seth Rogen can get cast as the romantic interests in three romcoms, you should shoot your shot with your crush.

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Spare some for the poor folks who haven’t fully migrated here yet?

Any mutuals going to NYCC this year?

I didn’t know Melania was in the Saja Boys!

Finally got myself the Fantastic Four omnibus for issues 1-30 & 1st Annual. Been reading FF since the early 90’s, and I’ve never gotten a chance to read all of the first thirty issues. I’ve read a few in reprints, but because issues 1-12 alone are the price of a new car, I’ve never had the chance.

A protestor holding up a sign that reads "The only boots worth licking are worn by goth girls"

A sign sighted at a Rhode Island #nokings rally.
I definitely can get behind this.

Cops firing tear gas into a crowd of peaceful protestors?
Check.
Dictator’s ego-stroking military parade?
Check.
Tip line for political assassins?
Check.

Authoritarian hat trick.

Thank you!

Don’t mind me. Just another trans person preaching the gospel of HRT. These photos are less than two years apart, and I’ve only been on HRT for seven months. This shit is magic.

Not enough crossover posts between The Bear and The Pope.

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Yes.

Welp.. so much for this one.

Deja vu!

I need more Star Wars mutuals. I over-followed political pages and now I can’t see my Star Wars friends.

It costs twice that just to have the kid. Four times that number if there’s complications.

I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual.

Sums up my feelings on the freestyle corn syrup-flavoring machine.

ICE isn't "deporting" immigrants, it is kidnapping them.

DOGE isn't "fixing" the government, it is dismantling it.

Trump isn't "helping" Americans, he is retaliating against them.

Pam Bondi isn't "upholding" the Constitution, she is ignoring it.

Why does Reed always have to be the goofiest mf in the room?

Aside from wiping out the record of a massive racist, what did Booker’s performance actually accomplish? Seriously. Someone explain it to me.

She has no morals. She only desires blood and crunchies.

No, she lets me do that, too.